New World Adventures

New World Adventures

Project Overview

Not just an audio book, this book will have SFX and music added in post. Episode 1 will be available for free for everyone (https://1drv.ms/b/s!Ap4vkK0n_GJBnhJgHrPNMqQa9Ibv for the printable text version), however episodes 2-4 I will hopefully be making money from. (Hey, you never know.)

All participants in this project will get:

- A paperback perfect bound copy of the book before it's released. (Book contains episodes 1-4)
- A link to episode 1 in as many formats as possible.
- Private links to episodes 2-4, which they may share with their family and friends, but may not under any circumstances release publicly on the internet.
- Whatever payment they negotiated during the audition phase.

Money things:
I'm on a shoestring budget, so I'll be accepting offers to work for free wherever possible. However, if your voice is worth it, I will find the money somehow.

We'll talk. If you're the best offer, it's yours. If you want to make money, audition for the less popular roles.

Selection Process:
No matter how many auditions I get, I promise to give feedback to each and every one of you. My process is one of elimination, so I will only tell you why you were eliminated. I will make several passes of all the submissions in the following order:
1. Audio quality. If there is background noise, or if you set your microphone too sensitive for your voice volume, you're out. It's not cheating to use software to remove any background noises you may have, because that's what I'll be doing in post production anyway. I don't need to hear what it will sound like before I fix it.
2. Did you get a word wrong? This is an audition for an audio book. If the text says "it is" and you say "it's", I'm sorry, but that's not what the text says. If I were recording for a film or cartoon, I can rewrite the subtitles after, but the book is already done. I'm not going to change it if you mess up a line.
3. Did you get the emotion right? If the character is angry, don't worry about sounding angry. You need to be angry. Make yourself angry. If you're just pretending to be angry, the audience will know. Likewise with afraid, excited, nervous, sad, or whatever. Also, NEVER pretend to yell. If you have a yelling line, adjust microphone's sensitivity and scare the living crap out of your neighbours. If you get a visit from the police checking up on you after, you probably recorded the line perfectly.
4. Does your voice fit, and can I afford you? I put these two in the same step because I can't really split them. If you're the only person who's made it this far, I'll probably pay you whatever you want. Though if one person is cheap and doesn't fit, and another is expensive but a perfect fit... I don't know. Each role, I'll have a section in the description titled "In my head:" and this is my fantasy about who I'd love to cast. However, I am open to the possibility of absolutely falling in love with your voice even if it's absolutely nothing like what's in my head. So don't let that put you off. Feel free to try a few different voices in your audition, but make sure your best one is first in case I don't get time to listen to the others.

Production Process:
-We book a time for me to live direct you.
-I give you all your lines in three documents. 1. The completed book. 2. The completed book with all the bits you're not in deleted. 3. Just your lines, by themselves.
-I get your home address so I can send you a free copy of the book.
-Through Skype, or whatever technology you're comfortable with, I'll listen and hopefully watch your performance as you record. As a director, I only care that the words and emotion is correct. If you have that right, it really doesn't matter which word you accent, where you speed up, where you slow down, etc. I'll be reading along, and if I notice a word or emotion that's off, I'll ask you to do it again. You'll be free to ask me a question at any time, for example "Is this line supposed to be sarcastic or not?" is extremely important to find out if you don't know. At the end of each session, you'll need to send me the high quality version of your audio file.
-Once all recordings are complete, I'll edit episode 1, removing background noise, normalising volume, and getting the pacing between the recordings perfect. Everyone involved will be sent a copy as soon as it's ready.
-Then I do a SFX pass of episode 1. Again everyone will be sent a copy as soon as it's ready.
-Repeat for episodes 2, 3, and 4.
-The books I sent you at the start of this process may arrive about now.
-The music pass. I will be using Filmstro Pro to create dynamic music quickly and easily, so I may complete all four episodes in one day, but regardless, I will send out each the moment they are finished.
-The launch. I will be trying to get episode 1 out absolutely everywhere for everyone to see. All links will be sent to everyone involved. Also links to where episodes 2-4 can be purchased.

The Story Itself:
After another difficult and monotonous week of fighting off bandits, raiding tombs, and slaying dragons, Darrak the dwarf, Erdan the elven wizard, and Alek the fighter find themselves bored and longing for adventure. The game New World Adventures provides such an opportunity, in which they may imagine a world long after the extinction of the non-human races, a fantasy future with magical items such as cars, debit cards, and smartphones.

Follow the tale of James (Alek), Michael (Darrak), and Robert (Alek’s reluctant wife, Gwenevere) in their fantastical adventures to find love, employment, and become the greatest accountants the world has ever known!

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  • Five Years Later, But I Still Thought Of You All Every Day

    Financially, the project was a massive failure. Thousands of dollars in the red, but I don't think I ever hit a hundred in revenue. On the one hand, I think I let my family down by pursuing this project during some of the most difficult years of my life, but on the other hand... My daughter, Tatiana, the infant who interrupted some of our recording sessions, is 6 years old now. She's read New World Adventures up to episode 4 and part of episode 5. In Australia, our schools have Book Week where children come to school dressed as their favourite, let's face it, move character because most kids are functionally illiterate. Tatiana is pictured here dressed as her favourite book character, Gwnevere: https://choicegames.com.au/img/gwenevere1.jpg https://choicegames.com.au/img/gwenevere2.jpg https://choicegames.com.au/img/gwenevere3.jpg As I type, she is playing a cheap knockoff of Minecraft and is trying to construct Alek and Gwenevere's house So, maybe it was all worth it. I still plan to release episodes 1-4 with full background music and sound effects... when I find the time. Here's another project of mine that has actually been making me money in the meanwhile: https://choicegames.com.au But in all honesty, my heart was never in Lady's Choice nearly as much as it was in New World Adventures. Passion is very useful for success, but luck more so, and Lady's Choice had so much luck behind me! But my life is getting very much back on track. My youngest child, Victor, is going to kindy and is becoming easier to deal. My bank account is getting fuller, thanks to the day job I share with my wife, https//woolchambers.com.au So with everything back on track, I should get back to this project in a few months, and finish it shortly after. But not for money anymore. I don't even want to make a cent from it. I've already got money. I just want to share this creation with the world, and hope it inspires people out of their depression as it sometimes inspires me. I miss you all. Jon
  • Entire story, free for the public, including Ep 5!!!

    If you've got a script, you've only read Ep 1-4. Enjoy. Share the hell out of it. Have fun. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1n3je8DPREP7e0mUHkAKjlIMJZAsci7LhdRTjdhT3U5I/edit?usp=sharing
  • Change in direction!

    I know, radio silence, you all thought I had given up. I haven't. There has just been a change in direction as it's slowly starting to sink in that I will never see a cent out of this project. My quest for fame and fortune has hit failure after failure after failure. So, if I can't get any fortune, I'd at least like to try for fame. I have deleted the previous property rights rant at the end of episode 1. Episode 2 is now freely available to the world! Episodes 3 and 4 are also still in production. Also, Episodes 1-5 will soon be made available. I will not be creating an audiobook of episode 5, but at least you'll find out what happens next in the story. Expect it tomorrow. As for the timeline on everything else, expect my slow and steady pace to continue. You know the old "cheap-good-fast, pick two"? Well, I started going good-fast but now I'm going cheap-good. This project will still get finished, but feeding my family comes first. Here are the links for the first two episodes, so share the hell out of them: https://soundcloud.com/jonathon-philip-chambers/new-world-adventures-episode-1 https://soundcloud.com/jonathon-philip-chambers/new-world-adventures-episode-2 One last thing... everyone, just reach out to me. It's very lonely and depressing editing audio for hours on end, but even a smiley face emoji can really cheer me up, letting me know someone out there is actually reading my posts and/or listening to my work. This will happen. I promise you all. It just might not happen this year.
  • I haven't forgotten about you, and I haven't quit

    I used to be shooting out updates many times per week, and now I go quite some time without any update at all. The reason is, I simply didn't have anything interesting to say. However, prolonged silence can send some unintended messages, so here's what I've been up to: -I have been studying digital marketing, to hopefully make some money out of this project (http://completedigitalmarketingcourse.com/) -I have been constantly updating my website www.tabletopfiction.net. -I have been negotiating some sponsorship deals with various people. -I have taken a week off due to illness (I'm better now) -I have been working on episode 2, a bit On the sales front... total books sold: 3 Yeah, this project isn't looking anywhere near as good as I hoped it would, but the government is paying me to beat this dead horse for 9 months, and I'm going to try to beat it to life! I stand by my offer of paying everyone to make episode 5 if I manage to get the money, though the chances of that happening seem slimmer every day. Still, I have a few tricks up my sleeve. The biggest difference between production and marketing, is production, it only takes one thing to go wrong, for everything to go wrong. (I'm amazed that everything that went wrong during our production was relatively manageable.) Marketing, only one thing needs to go right, and everything goes right. Still waiting on that one thing, though. Still waiting on replacement lines from some actors that I suspect may never come, and I still wince when I hear the lines they're replacing, but that's only because of how close I am to it. The lines as they are aren't that bad at all, and most listeners will never even notice there was a line that could have been said better. I really am proud of the overall quality here.
  • EPISODE 1 IS DONE AND LIVE!!!

    Here is the link, to where you can download the file or listen to it streamed live. http://tabletopfiction.net/promoted-products.html (More compressed versions of that file are coming soon, but message me directly if you want a compressed version now.) The success of this project will be influenced by the reach of that link, so share it, make it go viral, put it everywhere, show everyone. It's under an attribution license, and the attribution is already inside the audio itself, so almost anything you could think of doing with it doesn't count as piracy. The other episodes are still coming. You can't rush art.
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Narrator
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Matthew Lawson

8,248 words

THIS IS NO LONGER A PAID ROLE!!! Due to the large volume of submissions I have received, only auditions that have EXPLICITLY stated willingness to work for free, either in the comments or in a direct message to me will be considered for the role. (If you have already messaged me, adding a comment to your audition reminding me of such will not hurt. If your audition already has a comment saying you will work for free, please do not message me just to tell me the same thing.)


IN MY HEAD: This section was deliberately left blank. I don't recommend putting on a voice unless you are willing to keep that voice on all day.

  • Alek was sitting on his bed cleaning his sword, the ragged cloth gliding silently over a blade polished to perfection. (Calm)

  • An elbow to the gut and Gwenevere broke free. She ran until she saw the ground ahead catch fire. (Frantic)

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Gwenevere (Loving housewife of Alek, the sword fighter)
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: caroline_koonce

2,553 words.


Gwenevere is a loving wife who's empathetic to those around her, and often saves the day with her clever "outside the box" thinking. As one of the main characters, she needs to be down to earth and relatable to help the reader see the world through her eyes.

IN MY HEAD: I imagine Sarah Alexander's character Susan Walker from the TV show Coupling

  • You are honour bound! You gave me your word that I should join you for
    our first quest, and you have broken it! (Angry)

  • I shall not delay you too long. I swear by all the gods, you shall not regret my presence. (Over-the-top gratitude for letting her tag along)

  • You were right. I should have drawn my sword. (Apologetic) [This is one of those well after the fact thought-out prepared-in-advance sincere apologies, not an off the cuff apology in the moment.]

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Alek (The Swordfighter)
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: christufano

3,412 words.


Alek is a man of focus, and he knows that sounding tough is more important than actually being tough. (Though fortunately for him, he's both.)

IN MY HEAD: Viggo Mortensen's Aragorn from Lord of the Rings.

  • ‘Tis all my fault. ‘Twas I who chose our marching order. Regdar trusted me. He followed my orders without question. I did not even think to have someone march backwards. He should still be alive, had I not been so blind. (Mourning Regdar's death)

  • Gwenevere bleeds!? (Sudden unexpected panic. Shout this one.)

  • You are with child? (Overjoyed at becoming a father.)

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Erdan (Elf Wizard, and Game Master)
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Cavvvalry

5,488 words


Erdan is slow to anger and quick to calm. He also runs New World Adventures, a role playing game where players can pretend to be human accountants that deal with magical items like computers. This requires him to be able to describe things in a captivating way.

IN MY HEAD: Orlando Bloom's Legolas from Lord of the Rings

  • You are dressed ready to party. Loud music and sweet smelling mist fill the room, and from the ceiling, beams of light strike out in every direction and every colour, changing constantly in time with the rhythm of the music which seems to rise up from the floor. Over here, dancing with the beams of light is a crowd of young men and women. Over here is the bar, where you can purchase your drinks. Finally, over here is a fenced outdoor area, where you need not yell to be heard against the music. (He's running the game, and he's good at it.)

  • Go now. You are quick tempered when you are unrested, and signs of fatigue are showing already. (Very angry, but calm)

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Darrak (Dwarf Fighter)
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: CallumEdmunds

1,331 words

This is the kind of dwarf that puts on full plate armour when he gets out of bed, and doesn't take it off until he gets back in.

IN MY HEAD: John Rhys-Davies's Gimli from Lord of the Rings

  • I scout the room for hot women (He's declaring his action as he plays New World Adventures)

  • At least I can protect a healer! (Loud, upset, and snappy) [He's responding to an insult, making fun of Alek for failing to save Regdar's life.]

  • Tell Alek I beg for his forgiveness. I know not what possessed me to say such things. (Desperately sorry.) [Yes, this line and the previous line are related.]

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Jamros (Gatekeeper)
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: girix

75 words.

Armoured to the teeth, but very jolly, knows most people by name, and takes a keen interest in everyone he speaks to.

  • Over two thousand exist in Duncheth alone. I thank the gods that so few have any desire to leave these walls or my days would be very busy. I learn what I can.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Pieter (Healer and New World Adventures enthusiast)
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: jamesonsmith

1,247 words.

Pieter is a huge gaming nerd, and can put on a voice when he gets in character. I want the same actor to do both voices, but I want them to be so different that the audience wonders if I got someone else in.


IN MY HEAD:
Normal voice: Wallace Shawn
Game Voice: Pierce Brosnan

  • Forgive me, I am unprepared with food. I was expecting Sam to come alone. (Normal voice)

  • Saving money is not always about that next holiday. Sometimes it can be a matter of life and death. This is why, after one of my employees discovered his wife-to-be was dying, we turned the same profit maximising principles we would apply to your business inwards, to help improve ourselves in order to raise the hundred thousand dollars necessary for her treatment. Because at the end of the day, lives matter, and Patrick Simmons and Associates is on your side. (Game voice, producing a TV commercial)

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Samuel (Barkeeper)
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Jbrand

133 words.

Samuel is starting to realise that this band of adventurers who always begin their adventures in his tavern are alcoholics, who desperately need help.

  • Alek, last I served your party ale of a morning was the day Regdar was taken from us.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Nebin, halfling
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Quill

664 words.

Male, but on the higher pitched end of the male spectrum. Nebin is very business focused, and although he is caring and compassionate, he sees that side of him as a dark secret that could be used against him during negotiations.

IN MY HEAD: Ardal O'Hanlon

  • A man I met in the village last night is willing to give us directions to a wondrous cave, filled with riches beyond imagination.

  • You’ve broken him! You gave him strange ideas of becoming an educator. He shall give all his possessions to the poor and become a monk of Ilmater by one moon hence. (Angry with Alek because his friend is starting to develop a conscience)

  • One free meal every four hours of work. Two gold buys eight hours in daylight, time and a half after dark, double time week ends, and triple time during city celebrations. (Spoken very fast. He's an expert haggler.)

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
The Mayor
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: pokejedservo

182 words.

He is the mayor of a great city. He's a very important person and he knows it.

IN MY HEAD: Stephen Fry

  • I want its head, you understand! That is not just a figure of speech. I want its actual head in your actual hands so I can feel its scales! (Talking about a dragon)

  • Gregg and Marc own separate inns, and each wants the dragon slayers seen in theirs. You have your choice between them.

  • Guards! Help! The dragon has come to kill us!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Farmer
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: ESHenry

41 words

Very minor role. The audition line is his longest line.

  • I thank you kindly for your payment, and must be going now. (He was caught trying to swindle, and was just paid what it's really worth)

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Kevar (the leader of a small bandit gang)
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

60 words

Sorry I forgot to include him earlier.

There actually wasn't an accent I was aiming for with this one, but get as much confidence into the voice as you can. Surprise twist: he's a spell-caster that can summon fireballs. (His confidence foreshadows this.)

  • She
    ain’t worth it matey. Run a long and tell ’em that Kevar is takin’ care of ‘er
    now. I know how much you was paid, but he’ll prolly pay us tenfold.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Guard on the Wall
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: James Kaylor

2 words

Didn't even notice this character until my last read through. He only has one line, so if you win the audition, I will contact you to let you know you're in, also get your postal address for your free book, but I won't record anything. I'll just take your audition file.

I'll set the scene: Jamros the gatekeeper has just called out "All clear!?" You are on the wall, scanning the horizon for any sign of monsters or attackers. You don't see any, and you feel it's safe for the gate to open. Hopefully that's enough backstory to get you into character.

  • All clear!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Wil (Gatekeeper for Norburgh)
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: christufano

22 words.

And another minor role I submitted way too late. Sorry.

  • "Coming!" (You were daydreaming whilst on gate duty. It wasn't until the second knock that you realised it was your job to answer the gate.)

  • *scream* (You just opened the hatch to see who was at the gate and saw a dragon)

  • Go
    away! You can’t bring that thing in here! (Large dragons are not permitted in Norburgh because of their tendency to eat people.)

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Random Citizens
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: pokejedservo

1 word (each)

A dragon has just entered your city!

No need to record after the audition, and remember, everyone who's successful gets a free paperback book delivered to a global address of their choice. So, three people are going to get a free book for practically no effort. ;)

  • "Dragon!"

  • "Help!"

  • "Aaagh!"

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