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Bum Simulator
Project Overview
As the game name implies - this is a wacky simulator with a cast of crazy, colorful characters, who need YOUR voice.
Proposed "paid amounts" are guesstimates as the script is not yet finalized (the exact amount of lines is not known right now). We do have a budget set aside for the voice acting. Rates are negotiable :)
The English translation of the script didn't go through the proofreading stage yet. Please ignore any possible minor errors - they will get ironed out before the recording process.
Game description from steam:
Get a job or get revenge!
You live on the streets. What will you do? Adapt and survive? Take revenge on those responsible? Become an urban legend? Get a job and start over? Countless possibilities await!
Apart from your day-to-day survival, you can enjoy many unique activities:
- Discover your inner bum powers
- Tame the infamous city pigeons
- Solve the mystery of sewer rat people
- Learn the secrets of Alcohol Alchemy
- ...and much more!
Dirty alleys, city streets, pawnshops, central park, subway, and rat-infested sewers. You can go wherever you want and whenever you like. Enjoy the open, crazy, urban sandbox. There are many secrets to uncover and achievements to unlock. Each location houses interesting characters with personal storylines and quests. There's no place for boredom in bum's life!
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Voice Actor
Carl Cartman
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
ty coker
Carl Cartman is a Bum who was transformed into a living shopping cart. He is the protagonist's best friend. As the hero can only speak in drunk meaningless gibberish most of the comments in the game come from Carl instead.
Rough voice of someone who smoked too many cigarettes and drank too many bottles of cheap wine in his life.
This role requires long term commitment, as there will most probably be additional recordings in the future.
You're alive! Got me worried there, pal. They fucked us up pretty bad, huh?
Damn. You really don't remember a thing, huh? I'm Carl! Carl Cartman! Your best pal!
At least I was until EvilWay corporation turned me into a shopping cart. Now we need to get my body back.
Voice Actor
Pigeon Lady
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
deleted80609
She wears a pigeon costume and owns a shop with bird seeds and accessories. Either middle-aged or senior. For some reason, our writer hears her as Voodoo Lady from Monkey Island game series (https://youtu.be/-czhLkJrNTs?t=74), but you are free to do your own interpretation :)
Long time no see, friend. The pigeons told me about your arrival.
Let me take a look at your bird... Ah, what a sorry sight - It used to be huge!
I'm talking about its spirit. It is tiny and scared. Poor thing lost its home, got separated from its master, was held hostage...
Voice Actor
Mr. Jello
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
gmillerhoctor
Mr. Jello is a mentally unstable ex-clown with a hook for a hand. He owns a scrapyard located where his circus used to be before his unfortunate accident with explosives.
Hook you up with free materials, huh? Mr. Jello can hook you up alright.
(brings up his hooked hand in an aggressive manner)
Hook you up your ass!
Why not go and ask my competition for freebies? They can afford it. All my customers already left to those fuckers.
(mocking voice)
They are more trustworthy. More professional. More not-a-mentally-unstable-clown-with-a-hook-for-a-hand.
Voice Actor
Dr. W. East
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
digvoice
Wilbert East is a crazy-scientist based mostly on Dr. Herbert West from the Reanimator series (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paZwTsKaFRE ).
I'm Wilbert East. Doctor. Chemist. Visionary.
Evil Way was the only company interested in sponsoring my experiments. Science can take us to some... dark places. They were the only ones who accepted that.
It broke my heart when it turned out they were only looking for profit. I could not work for them. Not like that.
Voice Actor
Ratman
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
digvoice
People caught in the 80s. They were experimented on and turned into human-rat hybrids. They escaped just recently. Mentally they are stuck in the 80s.
At least a little beast-like effect needed. Any gender/age works.
We need the voices of the leader (support), doorkeeper (minor) and generic rat people (extra).
Wait... You are a victim of Evil Way experiments, aren't you?
Father said you might come. Come in, brother.
Surprised? We are rats, we are radical, we are radioactive... We are Radz.
Voice Actor
Hotdog Man
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Josh Putnam
A middle-aged man dressed up like a hotdog. Angry at his lack of success. Paranoid and nerdy. Sees conspirations against him everywhere.
If you find hotdogs so funny then at least buy one! Wait... You're not laughing... You're not one of them!
Look at those rich, pretentious bastards. They are roasting under the sun while I'm stuck here... Roasting buns and wienies for their pleasure... Roasting inside this ridiculous costume...
Shh! Hear that? They laugh again. Know why? Do you? Because I know... and I can promise you that soon I will be the one laughing.
Voice Actor
Alex
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
mugen26
Deep voice needed - both female and male will do. This character is our personal love letter to Alice from Super Jail series (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOkXQuhGKiM)
Hey cutie. A little mouse told me that you can help me, so I can help the little mouse in return.
There are some nasty boys out there. Really nasty ones.
They think the police can't touch them. But I can. And I will. I will touch them and I will punish them. With your help, of course.
Voice Actor
Buggzy
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
LAWebley
Buggzy is a spy in the enemy bum gang known as The Bugs. Greedy and sleazy type.
I know why you came. Your stolen pigeons are the talk of the town.
I know where they keep one of them, but this info will cost you some serious money... ten bucks.
I'm a bum, not an ass. There's a difference.
Voice Actor
Police officers
open
Unpaid
We need a few different police officer voices. Just a couple of generic lines similar to the ones included.
Sorry, I cannot let you stay here - go beg somewhere else.
Get your stinking ass out of here!
No sleeping in the park!
Voice Actor
Pedestrians
open
Unpaid
We need various generic pedestrian voices - both male and female. Mostly short lines of reactions to the player behavior - similar to the ones included.
Stay away from me!
Get a job!
That's it, I'm calling the cops!
Voice Actor
Bums
open
Unpaid
We need both male and female bum voices. Mostly short lines of reactions to the player behavior - similar to the ones included.
What are you looking at, creep?
You got some nerve coming into our territory!
Aye, you got any cigs?
Voice Actor
Ratgirl
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
aimeesmithva
Role reserved for Aimee Smith (aimeesmithva) - please do not audition
Role reserved for Aimee Smith (aimeesmithva) - please do not audition
Voice Actor
Pizzeria Owner
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Jonathon_voice
Has fake\terrible italian accent.
ROLE RESERVED FOR JONATHON BRADLEY
Mamma mia! A customer! Come in, please!
It’s not a slice of pizza - it’s a slice of life itself!
You can hurt me, but I will still make pizza for you.
![[PAID] Sigh of the Abyss supporting cast](https://d1m9vqlvl3fy94.cloudfront.net/project/attachment/258199/default_775729titlecard.png)
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