I am an animator on youtube (not an amazing one) and as a celebration of Final Fantasy's 30th anniversary I am making a series of 5-9 minute animated sketches that parody the games from I-XV. Previously our videos have comprised of mainly two voice actors and the occasional guest, but for this project we are looking to shine the spotlight on new talent and take a turn as the "guests".
Final Fantasy is a role playing strategy game series that has spanned 15 main line titles across 30 years and is beloved worldwide for its story, music and ridiculousness.
Parodies completed so far:
Final Fantasy I: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnPmT_McN-s
Final Fantasy II: https://youtu.be/RyKU3Z6AlRo
Final Fantasy III: https://youtu.be/ivff1czJuvU
Final Fantasy IV: https://youtu.be/b1wbsTZvWrQ
Final Fantasy V: https://youtu.be/VNHnxl1HvHo
Final Fantasy VI: https://youtu.be/cWfdIJ0AACM
Final Fantasy VII: https://youtu.be/0QvUMxWZcvs
Final Fantasy VIII: https://youtu.be/id2arlTRgXs
Final Fantasy IX: https://youtu.be/uno0ggHPSpI
Final Fantasy X: https://youtu.be/i87hJ11nToQ
These are the parodies completed so far, so if you are familiar with the games I am looking to fill most of the characters from each game. This is an unpaid gig unfortunately as i'm looking to get as many different voice actors involved as possible and fans as well.
Final Fantasy IX is currently in production.
I am looking for fans and non-fans of the series alike, as Final Fantasy is my most favorite series of all time and I really want to get as many people involved in this as possible.
The roles listed are the most prominent, however if there is a role from the games that isn't listed below just let me know and I'll tell you if they have lines in the parody!
UPDATE: New roles posted at the top of the list below!
UPDATE ON 11/09/2018: FFXIV Roles now open for casting! Please try out!
UPDATE ON 16/08/2019: Alphinaud role has been re-opened!
Message me if you have any other questions!
Or alternatively drop me a line on here or leave a comment!
Pronounced "He-yer-bert"
Hyurbert is a plucky and new adventurer to the land of Eorzea, he is extremely naive but full of energy and is super friendly. Voice should be higher pitched and bubbly with an air of dumbness to how the world works.
Hi! My name is Hyurbert and I’m brand new to the world of Eorzea. I am super friendly and positive, and I love to make new friends... well, try to anyway.
Thanks! Wanna do some dungeons together?
Hyurbert: Hello there! Haha, so quirky! Totally not a waste of a monthly sub and electricity. Hey, how are ya? Anyone else new, wanna play together? I see a few new adventurer icons so I know I can’t be the only one!
Pronounced "lala-felon"
Lalafelon is a rude, crude and not at all prude little guy full of energy and hatred, everything he says is hateful and negative. Voice should either be cutesy or gruff, either would reflect his personality... am open to women voicing him with a child-like voice!
My name is Lalafelon. For too long have my fellow potatoes suffered under the tyranny of the giant races! I have come to Eorzea to expunge the undesirables so the one true race… the lalafell can rise!
I guess I enjoy questing and being a hero, but holy balls is it fucking stupid sometimes.
HURRY UP… BECKON… BECKON… COME ON… T-T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!
Pronounced "El-lize-ah"
Eliza is the straight shooter of the group and often acts as the "straight man" to the other team members shenanigans, she is a professional at what she does and is very stern and uptight. However if you get on her bad side you will face her wrath and she can be very mean when she wants. Voice should be slightly softspoken with the capacity to rage and shout.
My name is Eliza, and this is my… uh… well I’ve lost count on how many characters I’m on now. What can I say? I just love Eorzea and everything it has to offer.
I take each class seriously, and I treat each one like delicate craft. Name the job, I got it maxed, suited and booted… or at least I’m working on it.
WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN OVER THERE I’M TRYING TO HARVEST! (shouting)
Pronounced "ro-chelle"
Roechelle is the teams token German player that refuses to speak English and is very uncooperative, she is often spouting fourth wall breaking jokes that acknowledge the absurdity of the jokes being made about game-play. Voice should be slightly deep, maybe a little growly. Native German speaker preferred but if you can pull off the pronunciation, that is also fine.
Hallo! Mein Name ist Roechelle. Und wer bist du?
Komisch, das ist eine Hauptgeschichtenpflicht, ich sollte nicht hier sein
Geschieht dir recht dum-dum.
Gaius is the "villain" of FFXIV, however his ideals and goals are actually not that wrong. In this parody he is arrogant and cocky and egotistical voice, voice should loud, intimidating, hammy and similar to darth vader.
15 years… 15 years since that event that I will now awkwardly recap to people here who already know what happened and for the 90% of people who didn’t play 1.0!
Shut up baby I know it.
HOLY SHIT DOES IT FEEL GOOD TO BE WHITE-ER I MEAN GARLEAN!
Thancred is a self proclaimed ladies man, voice should be sleazy and generic. Total dudebro.
We’ve been watching you guys for a while now, you’ve managed to clear 3 whole dungeons! You would be totally awesome at killing extremely dangerous and powerful gods!
Aw man… oh no... (feigning disappointment) Did I miss the Ifrit fight? …Aw man I SO wanted to help, aw geez…
Go to waking sands in Vesper Bay, and seek out Minfillia. Oh and you’ll be going there a lot, just to warn you.
Plucky and noble white mage, voice should be gentle and british (if possible) with the capacity to sound incompetent.
Hello there! My name is Yshtola, and I will aid you against this foul beast!
I won’t be able to go with you… uhhhhh this aetheryte is weak and I need to use all my power to maintain it… or something…? *looks nervous* …Are you buying this?
And you look like an absolute buffoon with that mismatched armour!
Rhitahtyn is noble and loyal, however iv'e gone in a completely different direction. Voice should be very dopey and simple sounding, similar to Mimsy from South Park https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gL-Ue4cR3k
DERRRRRRR YER THE GREATEST BOSSS
DERRRRR OK BOSS I’LL JUST BLINDLY ACCEPT THINGS AT FACE VALUE DERRRR
DERRR GEE I DON’T LIKE THIS BOSS
Nero is slimy and underhanded but also very thirsty, craves the attention of higher ups. Voice should be weaselly but slightly suave.
WRONG. The right answer was little bitch-ville. Because you died like a little bitch.
Hmmm so Titan is a bit less sucky than Ifrit… yes very interesting. My vague motives are coming to fruition.
Did ya get my cheese wiz boy?
Livia serves under Gaius and is very desperate for his approval, she is cold and ruthless. Voice should be sharp and intimidating but can be silly if needs be.
Why do need to be in full armour to have this discussion? I’m sweating my tits off in here.
As you can see, Minge-fluff you are clearly outmatched.
I shot my own soldier, that means I’m extra evil!
Cid is the butt of many jokes, voice should be soft and meek.
FINE, it’s me! Gods… excuse me for trying to have some character development.
Cid: Ok guys my airship is at the Stone Vigil, perhaps if we get involved with Ishgardian politics we can track it down!
Finally... time to indulge my backstory! It all started when I was a little girl...
Alphinaud is soft spoken but sounds very cocky and arrogant, i apologize there aren't very good lines to work with at the moment. The script is still in development.
Hey remember us from the cart and or boat ride at the beginning?
NUNYA BUSINESS LMAO
*sigh* Go wait in the car.
I did not originally intend to do Final Fantasy XIV in a nutshell but have now decided to. I am looking for a comedy writer who is experienced with Final Fantasy XIV. Mainly because I am not subbed so cannot play properly, also it would be different to get more people involved in writing for this one due to the Massively Multiplayer nature of the game! You will be working with a a few other writrrs to pitch jokes and write scenes based on the Vanilla FFXIV story.
Say something you think would fit
Zidane is a sly ladies man with a heart of gold, in this parody he is a casual adventurer who has little regard for the plot but is still all about getting laid at every oppurtunity but looking out for others as well. Isn't afraid to poke fun and rip people a new one, voice should be energetic and youthful.
Ok who's the douchebag who just HAD to be different? (Said Angrily)
You need a new identity princess! A way to remain incognito whilst we’re on the run.
daaaamn that is a fine piece of ass, screw dagger gimme some of that pie... hot damn!
A cocky and arrogant guy who thinks hes the hero, should be loud, brash and ignorant, similar to Troy Baker.
I'm a hero!
Oh here we go again, you're always undermining me!
I’m hard at work... day in day out breadwinning for our family and all I ask for in return is a little leisure time and you’re going to belittle our marriage?
Fang is a Pulse L'ce, a powerful mercenary at the mercy of the gods. who hails from the dangerous world below. In the original game she has a slight australian accent, in this parody I have cranked that up to 11 and taken it to the extreme. A heavy and ridiculous accent is preferred, low register but not too low.
G'day mate, put another shrimp on the barbie, dijeridoo!
Awright skipper, ya comin' with me... strewth!
Well I come from Pulse, a wild land filled with dangerous creatures which is below Cocoon, so I come from the land down under.
The brawn of the group. Voice should be deep and gruff.
Jared! It's good to see you!
Stop crying about your dead fiance and man up you little bitch. *said completely seriously*
Hey Noct, you can skip your entire section if you choose our path instead!
The love interest of Noctis, the oracle destined to cleanse the world. Voice should be soft and gentle, with a British accent preferably. Ability to be goody and shouty also useful.
Farewell… dear Noctis.
Um, you want explain to me what the fuck this is?
I WANT TO SEE A GHOST MARRIAGE COUNSELLOR!
This is Golbez's entire part so the audition could literally be the entire part. Voice should be deep, gravelly and menacing.
Ow... that HURT slightly! (Said seriously)
Here, I got you one too.
Yeah, he was super easy to kill.
An old wise sage, an old man stereotypical voice will suffice.
Cecil, your father... was a lunarian!
Oh... we kinda defeated him already.
An old wise sage, an old man stereotypical voice will suffice. Same as FuSoYa I know, but you could say that about the actual game too.
Why aren't you fighting him?
Oh... yeah that totally makes up for all those innocent people you murdered. (Sarcastic)
Huh... I knew all these awesome spells and meteor all along, I just forgot about them!
An old and loyal samurai with a Shakespearean dialogue for some reason. Voice should be a bit rough and mature sounding.
You're freaking nuts man screw this!
I'm writing letters to a girl pretending to be her dead boyfriend.
Sir Gau! Sir Gau! Where for art thou Gau?
A gambler who has a thing for the ladies, voice should be smooth and suave.
Need I remind all of you I am the source of BOTH airships in this game? You can't even get to the end without me.
*Sigh* Here it is, the Falcon. Darrils ship, I reconstructed it here in her memory when she died.
I'M TRYING TO HAVE A POIGNANT MOMENT HERE!!!
Is there anyone who doesn't know who this guy is? Voice should be deep, baritone and intimidating.
Well I've lived a good life regardless of my origins, i'm a popular and powerful soldier with good friends, my mother was clearly a human woman and not Jenova that's a no brainer... all it takes is a little rational thought to handle this situation... oh wait hang on there's one more book....
Ok Sephiroth, you can do this... this is your moment, just take the leap and land the blow.
With the black Materia in hand, I will cast Meteor and wound the planet... gaining all of its energy in the process!
A wise and noble lion/tiger who is often the moral compass of the crew. Voice should ideally be british and soft.
You’re the last of an endangered race? I’M the last of an endangered race! (Said like a stereotypical cheesy date)
It's the spirit of the tribe that wiped out my family... finally a chance for closure... to avenge my fallen bretheren!
So we're going to kill the last of the ancients just to get this materia?
These are literally all his lines in the parody, yeah I know it's not doing him justice but he's so hard to parody because he's a cinnamon roll. Too pure for this world. Anywho voice should be childish but mature.
Time for the only thing people like from this game!
Well this could have gone better…
HOLLYWOOD BABY!
The leader of Balamb Garden. His character is largely a spoof of Robin Williams (in an affectionate way) due to his characters resemblance to him. Voice can either be a Robin Williams impression or a similar goofy middle aged man voice, the lines can be easily tweaked either way to the voice.
Hoho! The results are in, Squall, Selphie and Zell. You’ve passed baby!
The same reason I started a school to train kids to kill each other... it's hilarious!
Ho ho Most people divorce their wife, I got funding from a monster to build an Army of kids to kill mine! And most people call their ex wife a real bitch, well mines a real witch!
A bubbly and high energy girl, voice should be higher in register with lots of energy but with the ability to be serious.
I know Al Bhed... because I AM Al Bhed.
Yunie will die! When you summon the final Aeon, it kills Sin... but it also kills the summoner!
We'll show Yu Yevon who's boss!
A dimwitted devout follower of religion. If yo ucan sound like Bender or Jake (phil dimaggio) that would be a bonus.
I'm Wakka, coach and captain of the Besaid Aurochs, brudda.
Hey Chappu! You ready for your date with Lulu?
Well he's gonna attack us anyway, we thought we'd save him the trip and build all our major settlements closer to his territory.
The voice of reason of the gang, a motherly and serious woman. Voice should be soft and husky, slightly deep and mature.
That is Seymour Guado, the "obvious-from-the-moment-you-see-him" villain. How did you not know that?
...Why are we watching them laugh?
Oh, I guess you're right. I guess we just don't really like you.
The Villain of Final Fantasy X, voice should be an evil version of Winnie the Pooh. Soft and creepy and slightly effeminate.
Look who it is everyone... it's only me! ho ho Oh I am EVIL... not literally of course... hahaha!
This is a parody; it doesn't have to make sense or have continuity. Now I must go, my planet needs me.
BEHOLD! MY final form!
The other main character of XII, a strong and devoted princess. Voice should be slightly regal with attitude.
I will tag along with you until we find my companions.
Well this was a monumental waste of time.
I will destroy the dawn shard with this blade!
A warrior who was dealt injustice, voice should be deep and gruff.
Hey cut me some slack I haven't showered in two years!
I did not kill the king... it was... my twin brother!
I need a license... to wear shoes!? To hells with that I don't have to listen to a scrawny little pretty boy like you!
The villain of XII. Voice should be pompous and arrogant, snooty upper class british tone.
People of Rabanastre... you may hate me... But... i'm gonna try... so, just... ok? Chill! I got this!
Hell no this place is a shit hole I can't wait to reveal i'm a bad guy and bulldoze this turd city out of my way! AND WHY ARE ALL THE MEN TOPLESS HERE!
Ivalice will know a new Dynast-King, and Man will keep his own history! The Tyranny of the gods is ended! We are their puppets no more! The freedom for which we have longed is at hand!
This is an old weird dude who guides Vaan. Voice should be the weirdest accent you can come up with as that's what they did in the game, have fun!
Listen wisely to my inconsistent accent boy, there is a secret passage and you'll need a magicked stone that I conveniently have
... but it's lost it's magick and needs a sunstone so go do that.
Sure whatever just go be useless somewhere else!
The prince of Insomnia, a young and reserved adult. Voice should be the straight man of the gang, slightly aloof and similar to his English VA.
You mean a peace treaty with the guys that not 24 hours ago sent a gigantic monster to try and wipe out our city?
Wait aren’t we just a really big city? Why the hell do we have our own currency that doesn’t work 5 feet outside the wall!?
Oh sorry I was reading the comics… hmm Insomnia falls eh? Quickly gang! Back to Insomnia! Which was only like 5 minutes from here so it’s no big deal for us to even turn around and go back!
The "father" of the chocobros, serious and stern. Voice should be snooty upper class British, almost like a butler.
Our car has broken down… but we don’t have any money in the local currency.
It’s in all the papers.
Noctis… I beg you… can we please just set up camp… we haven’t slept for three weeks… We smell absolutely disgusting… and Prompto died!
The goofball of the group. Voice should be high energy and peppy, goofy and very rarely serious.
I have a good feeling about that guy!
Who the hell is Jared?
Whoa spoilers!
The villain of Final Fantasy XV, very eccentric and a prankster. Voice should be pompous and arrogant, with a certain sliminess to it. Similar to his English voice actor Darin DePaul.
Hello chaps, don’t mind me I’m clearly not anyone evil. Oh btdubs, the boats aren’t going anywhere. Have a coin!
Follow me to the Archaen Titan, don't overtake me, don't tailgate me and don't lose sight of me.
Get in loser, we're going shopping! Haha mean girls reference again, bookends and whatnot.
A meek and reserved white mage constantly at the butt of the protagonists jokes.
Luneth! Let me come with you!
We will have to shrink ourselves down for this dungeon.
For THIS dungeon we are going to have to turn into frogs!
One of the four children chosen by the crystals, she is a straight man to the teams antics.
But... unresolved daddy issues!
THAT DOESN'T WORK IN THIS ONE!
Kain is a gullible and naive dragoon easily manipulated and takes the game seriously. Voice should be deep, intimidating and almost baritone.
I'm waiting for my ATB bar to fill!
Are we seriously in a battle with a little girl?
Go get the last Crystal for us or we'll kill your girlfriend.
A spineless and wimpy Bard who is utterly useless to the team, should have a nerdy, higher pitched pathetic voice.
I'm a Bard!
Ok, I will join you on your quest... to avenge Anna!
Uhhhhhh... runaway! *HIDE*
The main hero of Final Fantasy V, in this parody he is a carefree ladys man who thinks rationally.
What is it boy? Little Jimmy fell down the well?
Galuf! Hahaha what the hell kind of name is Galuf?
I know she was hot Boko but there were like two Goblins out there! I could have died!
A slightly naive and ditzy young girl who accompanies Bartz on his journey. Voice should be soft, aloof and slightly Ditzy.
Farewell, and thank you Bartz!
That is like... super gay.
Y'know we had plenty of time to catch that before it got too high...
A cross dressing pirate tomboy, husky or deep female voice preferred.
Did you just call me a piratey pirate? What a crappy insult!
*crying* I can't believe he called me a Piratey Pirate! I HAVE FEELINGS TOO Y'KNOW!
You try being the only woman amongst a bunch of rapey pirates.
A hardass grandpa who doesn't take nonsense from anybody.
Yes... yes i'm remembering something! My name is Galuf!
What the hell kind of name is Bartz?
...and then we'll slit their throats, cut off their limbs and chuck them overboard to drown and bleed out painfully and slowly as we sail away with all their gold!
The tyrannical conqueror of World 2, he is a villain clad in white armour. His voice should be deep and gruff with a comedic aloofness.
I am free! The crystals have shattered, and next galuf... YOUR WORLD! FWAHAHAHAHA!
Nonsense! If he comes here i'll just have you kill him! I mean how hard can one guy be?
My evil evil scheme... my grand plan... IS TO MERGE OUR TWO WORLDS AND RETURN THE WORLD TO ITS ORIGINAL FORM! FWAHAHAHAHA!
The king of Figaro castle, he is a ladies man and genre savvy.
It's no contest ladies i'm clearly the main character, I own a castle afterall! *mutters* And I have the most dialogue in this parody.
Uh... the empire comes here all the time, i'm allied with the empire but secretly a rebel... remember?
Ok, Terra, Myself, Sabin and Banon will head to Narshe, Locke... you go be useless somewhere else.
An airhead general that defects against her empire. Voice should be stern, lower register with the capacity to be a little goofy when needed.
Yes but when the world ends the story focuses on me and hello... iconic opera scene!
Is he retarded?
I brought you more fish to make you feel better!
A thief that is very gullible and naive. Voice should be young, energetic and reflects his reckless and gullible nature.
I have a love sub plot with Celes and the game starts in MY home town!
I thought this was Final Fantasy 6?
You'd betray the very powerful empire for a bottle of cider?
A former SOLDIER fighting against Shinra, in this parody he is dim witted but also genre savvy. Voice should be stoic, deep but soft.
Whoa wait what hold on whoa whoa whoa… who said anything about blowing up the reactor!
My stomach feels... bleedy
We really should stop doing this everytime we kill something when we're on a time limit.
A rebel of AVALANCE who fights against Shinra, in the parody he's wise cracking and a bit unpredictable. Voice should be loud, brash and almost MR. T Like.
Right guys this is the plan, we get to the reactor... we set the bomb and we clear the area... got it?
If you would let me finish, I was going to say "Attack while its tail is up... and it will counterattack with its laser!"
So…........ am I getting lucky on this date or what?
A foul mouthed redneck mechanic who dreams of getting to outer space. In this parody he is that but ten times worse. Southern redneck voice preferred.
You fuckers barged into my home, made me wreck my plane and got me shot at by the people who fund my livelihood, why the hell would I join you!?
Why the hell did we give you all our money to fund this shit? We could just go down there and wipe em out ourselves ten times faster and cheaper!
Woooooooo I finally went into god damn outer space, Shera, get me a beer!
Clouds childhood sweetheart, in this parody she plays somewhat of a straight man to the gangs antics.
You gave the Black Materia to Sephiroth and Aerith ran away.
Did you remember to remove all her items, weapons and money before you did that?
Yeah you kinda just took off down the mountain on the only snowboard in the world... how are we supposed to get down?
Unlike his in game counterpart Squall is talkative and goofy, rarely taking the game seriously. Voice should be young, arrogant and childish with the capacity to be serious sometimes.
Ow! Ooowwwwww! I'm telling!
What the hell man! Why would you give a teenager a lamp with a dangerous monster inside!
Oh shut up you hehehe
A member of the palace guard, he is stern and viciously opposed to the protagnoist. Voice should be gruff and goofy.
Would you do me? I'd do me. I'd do me so hard.
I WON'T FALL FOR YOUR TRICKS!
You insolent fool! The princess need not sneak around!
A princess that is slightly dim witted and rarely takes the situation seriously.
I wish to be kidnapped, right away!
Four discs of "will they wont they" bullshit between us.
Steiner there's a bomb behind you!
A peppy and bright protagonist, in this parody he is still that but he's genre savvy and manipulative. If you could sound like James Arnold Taylor that would be a bonus.
Ladies, ladies one at a time!
Hey everyone, it's me! The famous blitzball player!
Arent't you Jake the dog from Adventure time?
A sky pirate who is genre savvy and tires of vaans antics, smooth british accent is a must!
I play the leading man, who else?
No you're just here to fill the pretty boy RPG hero Quota.
Hey i'm a Sky Pirate not a PG-13 Pirate.
An orphan that dreams of being a sky pirate, he should sound young, effeminate and ignorant.
And I’m Vaan!
Wow i'm really good at killing small, innocent defenceless rats! I'm totally ready for the harsh and unforgiving desert!
Some day, i'll fly an airship of my own... i'll be a main character with backstory and personality! Right Penelo?
A skittish guy who has a chocobo living in his afro, he is genre savvy and wise cracking. Voice should be a little gruff and sassy.
I told you this was a bad idea!
Well it's good to know we won't get lost.
I meant 'cos of our clashing backgrounds!
An elderly dictator that serves as the villain, he is a ruthless ruler and takes no nonsense, can be goofy in the parody at times.
Splendid.............Kill them all, we'll call it a "purge".
You heard me, kill them all.
Did I fucking stutter? Kill them all!
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