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Hi there my name is Lucas, and I'm back at it again trying to get some roles for our project.
But where do you come in? Well I need a few VA's to act dumb and make funny voices. Ever play Dungeons and Dragons? If not no worries but I highly recommend taking a look at the concept of Chaotic Stupid. Why? See Below:
Our skits take place in a cinematic universe where basically every main character is either Chaotic Neutral or Chaotic stupid. Be it the schizophrenic Artificer with a God Complex, the Sadistic Paladin way too in love with the crusades, the love struck Necromancer just trying to raise a family, and many many more. I'm in need of Voice Actors that can really bring a genuine "I don't give two shits" attitude to these characters.
Who are we?
We are Heretical Fun House. You can find us on our two primary sites here:
https://www.tiktok.com/@hereticaltavern (Our Tik Tok where all these dumb vids are uploaded)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCypW2TiELdqodyKIAwh3i0Q (Our YouTube with skit compilations and story vids)
We make a ton of content that mostly revolves around comedic animations, podcasts, and are even making our first video game. For now though it's a bunch of DnD skits.
Our Tik Tok videos on average reach upwards of about 20,000-50,000 views and our YouTube is just now breaking the 1000 view per vid count. So we're chugging along!
REQUIREMENTS
NOTE:
- Our Tik Tok video scripts are what we're primarily recruiting for and these are unpaid as it's basically thirty seconds per vid. We also have about one to two YouTube Videos every other week, these will be about 10-15$ per role for whoever is in the vid. Ultimately the roles are listed as for fun because the Tik Tok Videos will be unpaid. When we compile all the skits together for the bi-weekly BIG skit, these will be paid. It's not much so I apologize in advance and thank you for your time!
-Please note as well, these characters will curse and deal with very crude topics as they fall under the category of "Chaotic Stupid." So if you're uncomfortable with such things this is your heads up.
-Finally, Hasheel is the only character we are currently offering 50$ an episode for as instead of a comedic relief, we very much need a villain voice for this character. Also we're not planning to have them on the Tik Tok skits except in small snippets from the main show, they will primarily be in paid episodes if not have one or two episodes of just them.
Hasheel is simple. They're on a quest for vengeance against one of our star characters and will be a focal point for Heretical Fun House's first ever story arch based season. Hasheel is cold, calculating, and unwavering. They know no fear, and have crossed through the Dungeons and Dragons multiverse to hunt down our band of idiot Chaotic stupid's. A war veteran, murderer, and all around arrogant soldier type.
When doing Hasheel's voice we very much want an undertone tone of arrogance and a lot of pride when you talk. You are the most badass thing in the room, and you know it. You live for rubbing salt in an open wound and kicking an opponent when they're down. Because at the end of the day you're the strongest, you're the fastest, and everyone is going to know it.
NOTE: Until they've beaten an opponent Hasheel is not overtly arrogant or over the top. When giving a threat it should be more of a subtle thing in the voice. It's only when the target as at your feet dying that you really lay into them. Oh, also, Hasheel rarely curses if ever. They find it highly unprofessional. So no F-bombs sadly.
EXTRA NOTE: We are uncertain regarding accent or gender. All we know is Hasheel is in their 30's. So this role is open to male, female, non-binary, etc etc. We do not care, we just need that tone of arrogance and superiority filled. We are kinda leaning towards more of a female voice but again we need tone and emotion more than anything else.
FINAL NOTE: We highly recommend taking a listen to this sound track as it was some of the inspiration for this character. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMRcnTBpp74
You’re going after this thing entirely wrong. You think nature capped out at you? You? (Short arrogant laugh) Yeah, no, not how that works. Nature finished your little blue prints, then went on for this thing, me, and a handful of others. You can’t kill it, not like how you want. This needs to be handled very specifically. This needs to be handled MY way.
Context: You've strolled into the realm of an Elder God and a God, and you don't give a shit that they're leading with threats. Be sure to throw a little to decent amount of emphasis on "MY"
And here we are! Finally at the glorious conclusion. I have to admit, I'm glad you're not some textbook cliche that thinks a few dramatic pauses, some heartfelt tears, and apology will fix all this. That's one thing I still respect you for. You know this ends with one of our bodies hitting the floor. And at the end of the day, I'm the fastest. I'm the strongest, and hell... I'm the deadliest. Don't feel too bad, it was never an even fight to begin with. You were always doomed to fail. Again, and again.... And again.
Context: Having survived an ambush from the merry band of idiots, you finally stand over your target, and by the God's you're gonna look down on them for as long as you can. At the last line of "Again, and again," you're raising your weapon up, and the final "And again" you say just before pulling the trigger. Savor that moment.
NOTE: DO. NOT. SOUND. NEUTRAL. This is your big moment! You have your target! Forget the professionalism, forget the calm and cool attitude. Get angry! Rub their face in it, RUB. SALT. IN. THE. WOUND. Get angry! Get prideful!
That problem and I were very close. Emphasis on were. Give me the resources I need and I’ll put this problem in the dirt for you. Permanently. Don’t, and I take his raining on your parade, and turn it into a hurricane.
Context: Ensure the last line has a threatening undertone. Refer to the characteristics listed as well.
The Raven Queen. The guardian of the webway into your section of the multiverse, and done with everyone's shit. In a sea of morons dumber than an actual brick, you alone hold back a Myriad of threats every hour on the hour. You're tired, frustrated, and absolutely love when one of these mortals does something dumb, exciting, and at the expense of your enemies. And let's face it.... Basically everyone is your enemy.
For the raven queen we want an air of superiority. You face down threats on the daily and while you can't combat everything, you will rarely let anyone see just how exhausted you are. This is also a comedy so be aware you may have to make a crude joke once or twice a season.
Note: This role falls under the 10-15$ rule per Youtube video.
So let me get this straight. You skipped our last meet up because, and I can’t believe that this is plausible, you were pissing off an Elder God, saving some warlock that hugged you, and then stopped for noodles and forgot.
-Your date completely forgot to attend the date, because they're an idiot. And you can't believe how plausible they're stupid story for why is.
And I’m your emergency contact…. Which you gave them classified rituals in order to get in touch with ME, The Raven Queen.
-Bit confused as to why YOU'RE the emergency contact, and also rather pissed your friend here gave away top secret summoning rituals to get a hold of you.
No no, that wasn't a question. I made a statement, did it sound like a question? If it's not a question you don't respond. If it's a command, in MY court, you obey.
- In your court a Goddess has replied trying to be snarky to your very serious command.
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