Lorenzo Onrubia

Lorenzo Onrubia
@lorenzo-onrubia

If you're good at something, never do it.

Joined Dec 2020 45 Following7 Followers
About Lorenzo Onrubia


Lorenzo Onrubia is a professional wrestler and former basketball player for the Boston Celtics. He was born with an extra set of hands on February 1st, 1979, and was raised in a plain of existence that is worse than hell itself, Detroit, Michigan. 

Lorenzo went to college and majored in communications, and claims that it was a struggle to do so. His GPA was 2.6. During university, he once ate an entire sleeve of Oreos and threw up on his mother's bed. 

Lorenzo currently lives in an undisclosed location, as he has successfully evaded federal surveillance teams via an elaborate catalogue of illusions, Lorenzo lookalikes, and holograms. These searches were conducted as part of a global effort to put an end to his murder streak. 

If you see this man, notify your local authorities immediately and leave the area quickly and discreetly. (AVOID ANY AND ALL CLOWN CARS UNTIL HE IS STOPPED).


Reports state that Lorenzo has never spoken using his real voice. Scientists theorize that his real voice is a supernatural weapon of some kind where upon hearing it, you are immediately transported to a realm of existence that is incomprehensible by the human mind. A realm where you are driven to insanity by immense, Lovecraftian horrors and an infinitely expanding pit of enveloping darkness.



Canonically, Lorenzo has died multiple times. Due to his status as an immortal, he can recover from each death fairly quickly.

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  • @davidglenney

    Hilarious! Great dynamic range.

  • @jenkib726

    Lorenzo is an exceedingly talented actor, with range and tone like the ambrosia of the gods. He consistently proved his acting chops, and his delivery is almost always perfect. You can't go wrong with Lorenzo Onrubia.

  • @steven-t

    Lorenzo brought a certain passion and versatility to the table that I was ecstatic to work with. He added a special flair and personality to each of his lines, and recorded numerous takes across a wide spectrum of emotion. With top-notch audio quality, great range, and clear commitment to the art form, I couldn't ask for a better fit for the project!

  • @minnexas

    Lorenzo did an amazing job on my project! Everything from the audition to the script itself! He is talented and great to work with! I would love to work with him again, and I highly recommend him!

  • @nuclearsheep

    Lorenzo is a brilliant voice-actor and a great asset to any project. Lorenzo worked with me on a small animation series bringing to life a main character with great depth. He was extremely prompt with his recording, and more than happy to offer any adjustments to the lines. I would highly recommend him for your project.

  • @celestielle

    Boy, where to start. Lorenzo is a gem of a performer, and any casting director would be lucky to have him. When I say he goes all the way to give a role his all, I mean ALL the way. We've worked together maybe three times now, and each time he brings the role incredible nuance in quiet moments and absolute insanity (if you need it) for shouting, screaming and anything you might worry people won't go hard enough on. Great with feedback, implements pretty much any redirection flawlessly and quickly, and is just a generally great person to be part of any cast. Brings a whole lot of laughs with him, as well as just being a phenomenal performer. Simply cannot recommend him enough.

  • @mas_

    Highly recommend Lorenzo, great quality voice acting with a wide variety of different voices. Very easy to work with and accommodating. Would recommend for any of your own projects.

  • @carabyte

    I love Lorenzo so much. He brings so much joy and hilarity wherever he goes. Not only that but he’s great at the work he does. You put the voice he used for my show and his natural speaking voice and you’d think they were two different people. He absolutely sold his role and I’m glad I had him.