Casting Call for Heretical Tavern - EVEN MORE ROLES
Elmer Louise for The Raven Queen
The Raven Queen. The guardian of the webway into your section of the multiverse, and done with everyone's shit. In a sea of morons dumber than an actual brick, you alone hold back a Myriad of threats every hour on the hour. You're tired, frustrated, and absolutely love when one of these mortals does something dumb, exciting, and at the expense of your enemies. And let's face it.... Basically everyone is your enemy.
For the raven queen we want an air of superiority. You face down threats on the daily and while you can't combat everything, you will rarely let anyone see just how exhausted you are. This is also a comedy so be aware you may have to make a crude joke once or twice a season.
Note: This role falls under the 10-15$ rule per Youtube video.
So let me get this straight. You skipped our last meet up because, and I can’t believe that this is plausible, you were pissing off an Elder God, saving some warlock that hugged you, and then stopped for noodles and forgot.
-Your date completely forgot to attend the date, because they're an idiot. And you can't believe how plausible they're stupid story for why is.
And I’m your emergency contact…. Which you gave them classified rituals in order to get in touch with ME, The Raven Queen.
-Bit confused as to why YOU'RE the emergency contact, and also rather pissed your friend here gave away top secret summoning rituals to get a hold of you.
No no, that wasn't a question. I made a statement, did it sound like a question? If it's not a question you don't respond. If it's a command, in MY court, you obey.
- In your court a Goddess has replied trying to be snarky to your very serious command.
Congratz! You sound amazing and are going to be brilliant!
Thank you very much! :D
Hey, what voices can you do?
I mean Sonic voices...
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Thank you!