Logging In...
Project Overview
Logging In... is a Parody Audio Podcast, being made by Court Jester Productions.
Set inside the Internet, it centers on 5 social media, the trendsetting Twitter, the photography and art-loving Instagram, the selfy-obsessed Snapchat, the family man(?) Facebook, and the chaotic goofball Discord. It focuses on the nonsense that they have to go through and the absolute bull that goes on in the mad world that is the web.
Open ethnicity - POC actors strongly encouraged to audition.
REQUIREMENTS
1. For VAs, You must have a high-quality microphone, or at the very least, you must be clear for me to hear and have any background noise be minimal. For the crew, you must have a portfolio of some kind.
2. Be aware that this will be an unpaid project. Decided against making this a paid thing, given how many brand names will be used in this series.
3. You must have a Discord account, as the project will be going into production over there.
4. For VAs, Your voice files must be sent in a .wav format.
5. Remember to have fun!
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Twitter is all about the latest trends and the hottest gossip, she's your go-to if you wanna stay up-to-date on what's trending. She can be a bit arrogant and prone to flame wars, though. She also has this vocal tic where she's unable to talk for longer than 280 characters at a time.
Voice: Medium-High Range, best way I can explain her voice is, think Regina George from Mean Girls
[Gossiping] So I heard that Discord is thinking about getting with Microsoft, can you believe that? She can find a way better man than that uppity prick. I'm telling you, that is a toxic relationship she shouldn't even be considering. She deserves a lot better than what HE could offer.
[Nervous] Uh I don't know, I'm not really known for my editing. (Nervously Chuckles) #Twittercan'tedit
[Annoyed] Oh you've gotta be kidding me, he is so getting canceled for that.
Facebook is the dad of the group. He's always kind, always generous, doing everything he can to be supportive and there for his friends...too much, in fact. He has no sense of boundaries and seems to always be sticking his nose in where it doesn't belong.
Voice: Medium-Low range, sounds kinda like a very tired yet supportive dad.
[Worried] Oh no are you okay? is anything broken? anything bruised? Hold on, I'll go get my first aid kit!
[Sarcastically lovey] I love my kids, I love my kids, I love my kids! I am totally not pulling my hair out right now! I'm fine! Can't you see how perfect my life is?? Now if you'll excuse me, I need a latte.
[Chipper] Guess who just created a new group that you all can join! It's called "Social Media BFFs" It's gonna be so much fun! When can I pencil you all in for our first meeting? And bear in mind, I know where you all live. No pressure.
Instagram is a social media "influencer" whose passions in life are painting, drawing, fashion, and taking photos. She tends to have a habit of liking her own posts online and giving herself high fives. She's not the brightest bulb, and she's always constantly giving false beauty tips. She also seems to always be posing as if she was in front of a camera.
Voice: Medium-High range, with a Sarcastically peppy tone. Think Madelaine Petsch's performance as Cheryl Blossom from Riverdale.
[Excited] Hey, come take a photo with me, I'm gonna add it to my story!
[Smug] Oh a new post by me, that's definitely getting a like. [Closed mouth Chuckle] I'm so talented.
[Sarcastically passive-agressive] That's what you're wearing? Oh no it's-it's fiiine. Just do me a favor and uh keep your distance while we're out, kay?
Discord is wacky, energetic, off-the-wall, and as her name may suggest, chaotic! She loves hanging out with her friends, pulling pranks, playing video games, and just have a fun time and making people laugh.
Voice: Medium-High range, with a lot of energy in her voice. Think Webby Vanderquack from the 2017 Ducktales reboot.
[Energetic, Talking really Fast] You ever notice the 'I before E except after C' rule has like, 10 exceptions? Why is there absolutely nothing that rhymes with Orange? you'd think there'd at least be one. Has anyone ever actually been bored they started watching paint dry? I know it's an expression, but has anyone ever literally done that? What if we lived in a world where caterpillars were the master race? What would our society look like? Am I talking too fast? I might be talking too fast. Wow, I need to lay off the Red Bull.
[Dramatic] I knight thee, moderator of this server! Use your new power wisely...buuuut if any trolls or rule breakers come in, you have permission to take as much sadistic glee as you can in banning them. (Laughs)
[Annoyed] Ugh, can you do me a favor and NOT bring up my absolute witch of a sister? I'm trying to erase her from existence and you're making my goal very difficult to achieve right now.
Snapchat is really reckless and always trying to take the best selfies she can. she's very self-absorbed and conceited. She will do whatever it takes to get an amazing selfie. She is best friends with Instagram, you will most likely see her in Snapchat's photos, and vice versa.
Voice: Medium-High range with a Sweet but bitter tone in her voice.
[Annoyed, kinda whiny] Give me a minute! I need to reply to my friends!
[Taking a selfie] Hold on, lemme take a selfie. Duck lips or no duck lips? Oh, who am I kidding? Everything's better with duck lips!
[Excited] Oooo new filter. You know what that means? New selfie, baby!
Skype is the older sister of Discord. She is very arrogant and believes that everybody loves her more than her little sister (when in reality, it's the other way around). She sees herself as the best social media in the internet and everyone else is inferior to her.
Voice: Medium-High Range, with a very rude and haughty tone. Think like Sharpay from High School Musical.
[Condescending, to Discord] Well if it isn't my adorable little sister? Remind me again how old you are. Seven? Eight? No need to answer, I don't actually care.
[Rude, Shopping] Um, do you mind? I'm kinda in the middle of a shopping spree, I don't need your stupid face here, killing my good mood.
Pinterest is a creative designer that has more ideas than she knows what to do with. She is kind, warm, motherly, and sweet. She's always coming up with new recipes to try and crafts to do. she's also very supportive and will be there for you if you need a hug or comfort.
Voice: Medium-Low range, with a warmth and kindness in her tone.
[Kind] Aww well aren't you as sweet as a magnolia in May? It's a new recipe that I found for apple meringue cupcakes and I thought they sounded absolutely scrumptious! I wasn't sure how they'd turn out, to be honest, but I am pleased as punch that you like them! Just goes to show the Food Network ain't one to let a gal down.
[Worried] Oh my stars! Jeez Louise, suppose this is why you shouldn't have a fan on in your place of work. Dear me, look at this mess.
Reddit always seems to be poking her nose in business where it doesn't belong. Her curiosity and eagerness to know more often lands her in trouble. She's also a bit of a perfectionist and seems to always have something to say on how things need to be done, otherwise, it's being done wrong. She does have a moral compass, however, as she tries to bring attention to important matters when they need to be addressed.
Voice: Medium-Low range, with a mixture of self-righteousness and curiosity to her tone.
[Annoyed, correcting someone] No no! This is all wrong! There is a significant order to watch the Star Wars movies in otherwise you're doing it wrong! You start with the original trilogy, which gives you a good understanding of the world and the characters, THEN you go to the prequels, though proceed with caution, those are really bad. And FINALLY, you watch the new trilogy, ya got all that? Good, glad we have an understanding. Off you go now.
[Curious] Hmm interesting. I think it's time for me to do some digging, I have questions that are in desperate need of answers.
Tumblr is a man who is all about the blogging lifestyle! He can always be found either typing about his day on his blog or recording himself to try and make his vlog series...which will then be posted on his blog. He's cocky, tries his best to be cool, but in reality, is an awkward mess.
Voice: Medium-High range, with this cocky, faux-cool sorta tone. Think like Ash Ketchum from Pokemon.
[Recording himself, Trying to be cool] What's good, guys? It's your boy Tumblr back with another dope vlog for you! So here's the haps that's going on with me. Went to the mall today to get myself some sweet threads for me to rock! And lemme tell you, I found some bangin' good stuff today! First though, a word from the sponsor that I TOTALLY have and definitely didn't make up on the spot an hour ago, Schmex Mix!
[Annoyed] Hey! I can be cool when I wanna be! You have no clue what you dorks are talking about! I'll show you, I'll show all of you! I'm a cool dude! (Runs right into a pole) Ow! *ahem* I mean I-I meant to do that.
Tiktok is very bubbly, loves to dance, is a collector of shiny things, and has a thing for lip-syncing. They adore modern-day music. They get along really well with Discord. They're also nonbinary. They're known to just randomly give someone a random pointless object, for no reason whatsoever.
Voice: High range, with a lot of energy in their voice.
Wanna know this dance I just learned? It's called flossing! It's gonna make me look soo cool! [Giggles]
[Nervous] I mean, there's nothing wrong with lip-syncing, is there? My singing voice isn't that great so it's just better to lip-sync...right?
Spotify is your go-to gal for anything music. She knows all there is to know about songs from any decade. She's the radio jockey in the internet, playing everybody's fav songs, and always knowing when to lay down the chill tunes. She also loves to sing and can't help but belt out a tune once in a while. She's cool, laid-back, slightly full of herself, and always relaxed.
Voice: Medium-Low range, very chill and smooth.
[On the air] That was Summer of '69 by Bryan Adams, a personal favorite of mine from the 1980s. Now we're gonna take a little break, we'll be right back with them stellar tunes after this word from our sponsors. Don't go anywhere, people.
[Sing something that gives a good example of the strength of your singing voice]
Twitch is a diehard gamer. She absolutely adores video games and is known to spend the majority of her time playing them. She's got a hair-thin temper when it comes to losing a game, however. She gets easily frustrated and can get pretty competitive when playing with other people.
Voice: Medium-High range with a lot of energy in her voice, be it when she's in a good mood or a bad mood. Think Sasha Staggs, aka "Vixella" on Youtube.
[Playing a Video Game, Frustrated] Come on, come on- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! What the hell was that?? I jumped! I pressed the jump button and nothing happened! What is wrong with this game?? (Groans in anger)
[Excited] (Squeals) Am I seeing things or is that a Nintendo World Championships GOLD edition?? There are only like 26 copies left in the world! This is insane!!
Amazon is all about shopping. She is absolutely obsessed with hitting a Walmart or a Target and just buying whatever catches her eye. The reason why she can buy so much is that her parents are extremely wealthy. Unlike other rich daughters though, Amazon is very happy-go-lucky, fun-loving, and generous with her money when she wants to be.
Voice: Medium-High range. with an air of optimism in everything she says. Think like a more positive Pacifica Northwest from Gravity Falls.
[Shopping, cheerful] (Squeals) So many things to buy, so little time! I'll start at the clothing section, a perfect start-off point, need to look fabulously sexy. Then I'll hit the pet section because even though I don't have a pet, I wanna be ready for the day when I do! And finally, a stop at the movies and tv section, because sooo many good movies I haven't seen yet, and those flat-screen TVs. (Drools slightly) Alright, away I go! Heigh-ho, silver shopping cart, AWAAAAY!
[Warm] Awww thank you. I'm honestly glad I could do some good with my money other than just buying stuff...though to be frank, buying a buttload of stuff is still pretty damn fun, I won't lie. (Chuckles)
LinkedIn is an agent that folks tend to turn to if they need work. She's very sly and quick-witted, always seeming to know exactly what to say to either get someone to hire her to get them a job or to get someone to hire one of her clients. Money always seems to be on her mind, though she does enjoy helping out her clients as well.
Voice: Medium-Low range, with a thick Boston accent and an almost snarky sorta tone.
[On the phone, Sly] Hey Google, babe, pumpkin, dollface, how's it going? Listen I got a guy here, says he wants a job in search result gathering, figured you might wanna help him out with a job, seeing as Bing is practically filing for bankruptcy and I ain't going down with that ship. Waddya say? help a sister out with a client and get a few bucks as a result?
[Annoyed] Heyheyhey back up there, Speedy Gonzalez. I can't exactly get you a gig if I can't understand what the hell is coming outta those pearly whites of yours. Slow it down, will ya?
Paypal is a banker in the Internet and she is probably one of the only friendly faces you can find in the banks of the web. She's kind, loyal, trustworthy, and will protect your money at any cost, No matter what, you can always count on her to keep your money safe.
Voice: Medium-Low range with a professional, yet kind tone.
[Confirming a Deposit, Friendly] Alright, that's $500 you're placing into your account. Everything looks good! I will guard this money with my life, on that I promise you. Have a great day!
[Determined and Stern, protecting the money] My clients put their trust in me to keep their money safe, and I won't let their trust be for naught. If you honestly think I'm gonna let you no-good hackers take it for yourselves, you've got another thing coming.
Patreon is about as corrupt a businesswoman as you can get. There is only one thing that tends to run through her mind: money. She is rude, impulsive, and demanding. She doesn't really care about other people, unless they're willing to get out their wallet.
Voice: Medium-Low range with an impolite, yet formal sorta tone. Think that CEO lady from the Animaniacs reboot.
[Disinterested] Yeah yeah yeah, look pal, ya want the goods, ya gotta pay. We got tiers for a reason, 50 bucks gets you a signed picture of Billy Idol. That's a pretty good deal, so come on, let's make this happen.
[Rude] Yeah Ima stop you right there, sweetie. If you ain't got the cash, you're not worth my time. Now do us both a favor and take a hike, will ya?
Zoom is a teacher and she absolutely loves teaching her students. She's sweet, kind, considerate, open to anyone that needs her help, and always full of energy. Her students love being in her facetime classes and she loves teaching them.
Voice: Medium-Low range with a very cheerful and energetic tone. Think Mrs. Mayberry from Helluva Boss...when she was still alive, that is.
[Opening her class, Cheerful] Good morning, my little flowers! How are we doing on this wonderful day? I hope you're all ready because I have quite the lesson plan scheduled today, it's going to be so much fun!
[Worried] Goodness gracious! I assure you, officer, my students are nothing but well-behaved young angels. I've never had them show anything other than kindness and respect towards me, so you'll forgive me if I find these accusations hard to believe.
Netflix is one of the biggest movie/tv buffs out there! She loves everything related to movies or television. She's the kinda person to spend her nights binge-watching her favorite shows and she loves to go out wearing iconic outfits from film and tv. She's easily excitable and very opinionated when it comes to her favorites.
Voice: Medium-High tone with a tasteful, but still excited tone to her voice. Think Camila Mendes' performance as Veronica Lodge in Riverdale
[Preparing for a binge night, Excited] Alright, I got my popcorn, got my soda, I'm wearing my "I Heart the Screen" T-shirt, I am ready to binge! Breaking Bad, She-Ra, and the Night at the Museum trilogy, here I come!
[Annoyed, critiquing a film] Oh you've gotta be-I jus- WHY on Earth would they cut one of the greatest lines from The Lion King out of this stupid movie?? "It doesn't matter, it's in the past!" That was a great line and reinforced the message of the film! What the hell?? Disney Plus is getting an earful in the morning!
Hulu is Netflix's arch-rival. He takes great enjoyment in taunting her, claiming he's the superior streaming service over her, though most people would like to disagree on that. He is arrogant, selfish, and doesn't really care about anything other than himself.
Voice: Medium-High range, with an arrogant smug tone to his voice.
[Smug, to Netflix] Well, if it isn't my inferior of a streaming service? How's your ad revenue doing, Netsy? Oh wait, that's right. You don't have any! Just a simple monthly payment. Oh, you are absolutely adorable. Let me know when you decide to grow up so you can hang with the big boys.
[Angry] How can you all take HER side over MINE?? I'M the one that provides more content, she can't even keep a movie on here for more than a few months! And yet you're siding with HER over ME? Unbelievable!
Disney+ is new to the life of a streaming platform, and he still has a lot to learn. He's clumsy and reckless, but also confident and cocky. He believes he has what it takes to be one of the best streaming platforms out there, but he really needs some time to grow and learn.
Voice: Very high and young. Think Thumper from Bambi.
[Pleading] Oh come on, guys! I'm a streaming platform too! Lemme hang out with you, pleaaaase?
[Cocky] Just you wait, I'm gonna be the best streaming service there ever was. Then Netflix, Hulu, even Youtube will see that I have what it takes!
IMDB is your go-to guy for information on any movie, television show, video game, and celebrity out there. He is smart, uptight, proud, and has a fine taste for media. He rates everything on a basis of 1 to 10 stars, 10 showing he absolutely loves it, 1 showing he despises it with every fiber of his being.
Voice: Medium-High range with an elegant, yet snooty tone to his voice.
[Matter-of-Factly] Did you know that with Forrest Gump, Tom Hanks was not paid for the film? Instead, he took percentage points which ultimately netted him in the region of forty million dollars. Fascinating, is it not?
[Angry] I beg your pardon?? I will not stand here and soak in the insult that you find The Emoji Movie to be of high quality! I was being generous when I gave that drek 3 stars, but you are making me regret my decision! Let us speak no more of your horrendous taste in film, good sir!
Google is the owner of the company, Google LLC. She is stuck-up, arrogant, manipulative, and narcissistic. She acts like she knows absolutely everything, though even she has moments where her databanks turn up empty.
Voice: Medium-Low range with a proud, egotistical sorta tone. Think Katie Killjoy from Hazbin Hotel.
[Annoyed] Wikipedia, hon, you know I love you, but I don't wanna hear excuses, I wanna hear results! There are millions of encyclopedia sites I can turn to if it turns out you can't be useful. Am I making myself clear?
[Cheerful, on a Commercial] Hello there! I'm Google, head of the multinational corporation, Google LLC. Here at Google LLC, we pride ourselves on delivering nothing but the best search results to whatever queries and curiosities that may run through your mind at lightning-fast speed. If there's a question you need answered, you know our workers will be on standby to deliver your results. Google: Organizing the World’s Information since 1998.
Wikipedia is Google's assistant/husband. He has information on a wide variety of topics and subjects, and can usually be found helping Google in delivering search results. He's a total brownnoser and a bit of a smartass when it comes to certain facts and details. He thinks he knows everything when in reality, it's Google who gives him that information.
Voice: Medium-High range, with a lot of articulation in everything he says.
[Assisting Google] It seems to me, ma'am, that they're asking about Tents. Aw how nice, some time away from the city to camp out in the woods. Takes me back to my childhood... Oh, wait no, it's Tentacle Hen- (Blushes) Oh my. I don't know if I can finish reading that.
[Nervous] N-no, ma'am, of course not! I would never betray you! We've been married for 13 years! Why would you ask such a thing?
Ask Jeeves is a very wise man in the internet. People come to him every day asking for advice or guidance and he's always happy to help them. He's kind, knowledgeable on many things, and disappointed that people like Google and Wikipedia have let the simple act of helping people corrupt them, as he feels you should help for the sake of helping, without expecting anything in return.
Voice: Medium-High range, with a polite kindness to his tone. Think Alfred from either Batman the Animated Series or Gotham.
[Welcoming people in] Ah, seeking help are we? You're not the first one, good sir. Please have a seat and I'll fetch us some tea. I know whatever the problem may be, there is a solution to it, and I will do everything I can in helping you find it.
[Annoyed] Frankly, people like Google and her puzzle piece husband can stay as far away from me as possible. Turning the act of education and helping into a business tactic sickens me. Have they no shame?
Youtube is always trying her best to be the best video provider she can be. She is sarcastic, intelligent, and caring. She hates competition as she believes she's the only video-sharing platform that should exist out there. She hates having to work for Google though and wishes she could break away from being connected to her.
Voice: Medium-High range, with this kinda casual enthusiasm to her tone. Think how Vivienne Medrano, aka Vivziepop sounds.
[Friendly, to someone using her for a video search] Oh, hi! What do you need? Original cartoons? You got it, chief! Might I recommend a little Camp Camp? Rooster Teeth never disappoints, you know. Or perhaps a little Long Gone Gulch if you're looking for something a bit more family-friendly. Whatever the case may be, I gotcha covered!
[Annoyed] Yeah, Google, I got it. You're the boss and I'm just the puppet for you to pull the strings on. You made your point the first thousand times. (Muttered) You manipulative, phony-ass tramp. (Sighs)
Much like an actual fox, Firefox is about as faithful and loyal a browser you can find. She's always got your back when you need it and she has one hell of a temper. So if someone crosses either her or those she cares about, she will go absolutely berzerk.
Voice: Medium-High range with a subtle rasp and a kindness to her tone. Think Scootaloo from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic but with the rasp toned down.
[Friendly and Kind] Look, I'm not gonna act like everything's gonna be okay 100% of the time. Stuff's gonna happen and sometimes you just gotta roll with the punches. Just remember that no matter what, things will be alright. I'm sure of it.
[Defending a friend, low and intimidating, but gets loud when it goes to caps] (Bitterly Chuckles, Closed-Mouth) Big mistake there, amigo. I don't know how you normally treat folks but that, that right there, to me that looks like harassment, or as I prefer to call it, bullying. And I. Can't. Stand. Bullies. So now you have a choice: You can either apologize for being a jerk and run off to whatever hole you crawled from, or you can stay, and face the BUTT-KICKING that you will receive for MESSING WITH ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS!! Which will it be?
Chrome is Google's little brother and he is about as undependable and flaky a person you could get. He can't stick to a promise or a commitment, he's lazy, and he just doesn't seem to care about anything else than staying in his room. It really ticks off Google.
Voice: Medium-Low voice, rasp, basically think Bill or Ted from the Bill & Ted movies.
[Nonchalant] Pfft, you need to learn to relax once in a while, sis. Working is exhausting, just take it easy for once.
[Annoyed] God fine, whatever! Jeez!
Internet Explorer is a grumpy old grandpa and the husband of AOL. He believes he knows much more than he actually does and that his simplicity is far better than the complexity of new browsers like Chrome or Firefox. He is stubborn, pessimistic, and grouchy. The only person that rivals him in temper is his wife, AOL.
Voice: Medium-Low range. Basically, think Eustace from Courage the Cowardly Dog.
[Grumpy] Chrome and Firefox are just a bunch of sissies! I knew browsers like that back when I was in high school, they were the kinda fellas you'd take lunch money from. Stupid kids these days. Simple ain't a bad thing, you good-for-nothing twerps!
[Nostalgic] Have I ever told you about the time I went to MySpace's house and egged his windows? That was a fun day.
AOL is the wife of Internet Explorer and much like her husband, she's very loud and very grouchy. She sees the emailing of the past to be superior to the emailing of today.
Voice: Medium-High range with her pessimism evident in her tone.
[Cynical] What's with all these newfangled E-mo-gees nowadays? Is there no respect for emoticons anymore? a couple of letters is too hard to type so ya gotta go for a whole detailed picture? This generation has gotten so lazy.
[Looking through a scrapbook, fond] Aww, Explorer come look at this. It's our old prom picture. Remember how we used to do the foxtrot all night back then? Things were so much easier.
MySpace is the father of Facebook. His feelings on his son go back and forth. Sometimes, he's proud of all that he's accomplished. Other times, he's embarrassed to even call him his son. He's kind, gentle, always there to lend a hand to anyone that needs it.
Voice: Medium-High range with a warm, kinda quiet tone. Think Fluttershy's Dad from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
[Kind and Friendly] Oh! Are these your friends, Facebook? Hello there, I'm MySpace, Facebook's dad, it's very nice to finally meet all of you. He speaks very highly of you all.
[Disappointed] Oh, where did I go wrong? Where did I screw up in raising you to make you think that this behavior is okay?
Ebay is one of the biggest con-artists you can find in the internet. He is skilled in putting what looks to be high-quality items on auction and have them be sold at outrageous prices, only for those items to turn out to be cheap pieces of garbage. He is shifty, nonchalant, has a theatrical side when it comes to bidding, and is always in it for the cash.
Voice: Medium-Low range, with a sly sorta tone to his voice. Think like a mixture between Alastor from Hazbin Hotel and Hades from Disney's Hercules.
[Theatrical, setting up an auction] Alright, the next item up on the bidding table is a vintage 1972 ruby necklace, ain't that a treat? I know I'm just showin' you a picture but trust me, this is a beauty you won't wanna lose out on! Now let's start the bidding at let's say oh 50 grand.
[Looking over his money, smirking, sly] Heh, suckers. You'd think beings made outta nothin' but physical data would be able to rub two brain cells together.
WhatsApp is about as hipster as you can get. Always one step ahead of the trends, not a fan of anything mainstream, is against gentrification, etc. He's usually seen texting on his phone and hanging out at Starbucks.
Voice: Medium-High range, with a slightly entitled and standoffish sorta tone. Think an entitled Jughead from Riverdale.
[Nonchalant] Listen, pal, I was a texting app before they were cool.
[Disgusted] Ugh, how can you stand that pigs fat Mcdonald's calls a burger? It's so mainstream, it's ridiculous.
Steam is probably one of the nicest gamers you will ever come across! He knows a lot about video games and is always happy to share his knowledge with others when it is needed. He's very outgoing and extroverted, always wanting to either go out and make new friends or stay in and talk with the friends he has online. He's very optimistic, the only person that's gotten on his bad side is his cousin, Origin, though he still tries to see the best in him.
Voice: Medium-High range with a friendly and positive tone to his voice. Think Weird Al Yankovich.
[Meeting a new friend, Cheerful] Hi there! How do you do? I'm Steam, pleasure to meet you! I can already tell we're gonna be good friends! Wanna get a burger? I'll buy, it's no trouble!
[To Origin, trying his best to remain calm] Origin, buddy, you know I love you, but I'm going to be completely honest, and don't take this the wrong way but- YOUR HOME IS A PIG STY! (Clasps hand over his mouth) That was meant to be a lot less angry.
Origin is probably one of the laziest gamers in the internet. He rarely ever puts work into bettering himself or anything else, for that matter. He'd much rather just laze around, playing video games, and let the work pile up.
Voice: Medium-Low range, very slow, and kinda dull.
[Disinterested] Oh yeah, I should probably mention, there's a new update. It'll take about 4 hours to download so get yourself comfortable.
[Bored] Uhh played that one, aaaand I played that one, that one I haven't even downloaded yet. I don't know what I wanna play.
Craigslist is a drug dealer that the firewalls have been trying to get shut down for years now. He's slimy, sneaky, and selfish. He just wants to corrupt people so he can make money.
Voice: Medium-Low range, rasp, always speaks in a bit of a whisper.
[Trying to lure in a customer] Hey, buddy. You look like the kinda guy that knows how to have some fun. Well, I got just the stuff that'll make your night a helluva lot more exciting, provided you've got the cash to pay for it.
[Annoyed] Beat it, kid. I don't deal with minors. Messes with my image. So scram!
Wattpad is an avid fan of reading and writing fanfiction. He believes he has the skill to one day have his stories be published and sold in stores. However, in reality, his stories are terrible! He is just so full of himself and displaced in his own little world that he can't see that. He'll critique and rip apart other people's work without a second thought, but the moment somebody gives their opinion on one of his stories, he will deny the criticism and whine and complain about it.
Voice: High range, very high and mighty with a nasally sorta tone. Think Bling-Bling Boy from Johnny Test.
[Submitting his Fanfiction, Proud] Here we are, my latest entry into my beautiful library. I don't think there has ever been a more beautiful sight! Sometimes I astound even myself.
[Angry] How dare you?! My work is but the purest form of written literature you will ever find on the internet! It's certainly better than all of the dreck that has been submitted on me! You all know I'm right, because well I'm always right. I'll accept your apology later, however, I need time to grieve right now over the scandalous words you all have said about my talents.
Tinder is a gigantic flirt! He will flirt with literally anybody, be it guy, girl, or nonbinary. He seems to always know what to say to make people fall for him. He's smooth, charming, cocky, and romantic. He's got a bit of a big ego, though, and oftentimes will speak as though he's in one of those overdramatic Spanish soap operas.
Voice: Medium-Low range with a seductive tone of sorts to his voice. Think Mermando from Gravity Falls.
[Introducing himself, charming] Hola, my dear. Forgive me, but I've found your beauty to just be too enticing, I couldn't help myself. Allow me to introduce myself, I am Tinder, and I would be honored to know your name, if I may, señorita.
[Dramatic, protecting a lady] Not to worry, mi amor. I shall protect you from this scoundrel in a fedora! Señor, I insist that you leave this beautiful flower alone, you are troubling her so. Leave at once or face the consequences!
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