Ask Jeeves is a very wise man in the internet. People come to him every day asking for advice or guidance and he's always happy to help them. He's kind, knowledgeable on many things, and disappointed that people like Google and Wikipedia have let the simple act of helping people corrupt them, as he feels you should help for the sake of helping, without expecting anything in return.

Voice: Medium-High range, with a polite kindness to his tone. Think Alfred from either Batman the Animated Series or Gotham.