[Energetic, Talking really Fast] You ever notice the 'I before E except after C' rule has like, 10 exceptions? Why is there absolutely nothing that rhymes with Orange? you'd think there'd at least be one. Has anyone ever actually been bored they started watching paint dry? I know it's an expression, but has anyone ever literally done that? What if we lived in a world where caterpillars were the master race? What would our society look like? Am I talking too fast? I might be talking too fast. Wow, I need to lay off the Red Bull.

[Dramatic] I knight thee, moderator of this server! Use your new power wisely...buuuut if any trolls or rule breakers come in, you have permission to take as much sadistic glee as you can in banning them. (Laughs)

[Annoyed] Ugh, can you do me a favor and NOT bring up my absolute witch of a sister? I'm trying to erase her from existence and you're making my goal very difficult to achieve right now.