[Cynical] What's with all these newfangled E-mo-gees nowadays? Is there no respect for emoticons anymore? a couple of letters is too hard to type so ya gotta go for a whole detailed picture? This generation has gotten so lazy.

[Looking through a scrapbook, fond] Aww, Explorer come look at this. It's our old prom picture. Remember how we used to do the foxtrot all night back then? Things were so much easier.