Genshin Impact Comic Dubs - Just for Fun!

I've heard that if you give tavern owners a considerable tip, they'll be willing to share some information on the down low.

Teyvat's day and night both seem particularly short. The skies here are full of stars, but they aren't the same as the ones seen from my home. I wonder if the fates of people from Teyvat are also related to their constellations.

I've heard that Albert, being the leader of Barbara's fan club sometimes gets bumps and bruises on purpose so he can go to the Cathedral to see her.

I am Albedo, Chief Alchemist of the Knights of Favonius. You carry the aura of the stars, interesting... I would like to study you, if you do not mind. I'm certain we will have many opportunities to be alone in the future.

Good night, you go ahead and rest. I will just finish one last experiment before bed... If you are interested in the results, I can discuss them with you tomorrow.

You would like to know more about petrified trees? Erm... Actually, the petrified trees you have come across in domains aren't that ancient. Truly ancient trees usually grow to around one or two miles in height. Oh, and there's a kind of large spider that lives around their roots — if you tie one up in cape jasmine and lemongrass and sprinkle on some cardamom, smoke it for a few hours — you get a fragrant taste that's simply... unforgettable.

Aloy here. I don't know this world, but my arrows are sharp and my bow's ready. If your party needs help, I'll do what I can.

An oath seems like a formality. But if you want mine, you've got it.

I spent my whole life looking for my mother and never found her, not really. But I found ancient messages from the woman I was... cloned from. It felt like she knew me. And how to inspire me.

Outrider Amber reporting for duty! Just say the word if you ever need my help!

When I'm teaching you to glide, I feel like I can go even faster than usual... Huh? What are you laughing at? I'll prove it! We can race — right now!

When you have time, we should go see Lisa! Last time I saw her, she was telling me about a story involving a treasure in the Dragonspine area. But, we got cut off before she could finish. I can't wait to hear the rest of her story!

I'm the head honcho of the Arataki Gang, and everyone knows my name...s. Names, I have many.

Arataki "The One and Oni" Itto

Arataki "The Oni Sumo King" Itto

Arataki "The Pride of Oni" Itto

Arataki "Beetle Gladiator" Itto

Arataki "The Ultimate TCG Champion" Itto

Arataki "He Might Lose but He'll Never Admit Defeatto"...

Anyway, these are some of the ones I usually go by, so go ahead, take your pick. I'll respond to whichever one you choose, I promise. Hehe, you're welcome.

Arataki "Numero Uno" Itto, here in the flesh! Hahaha... *cough*

Pff, real men don't carry umbrellas... Oh boy, wow, it's really starting to pick up. Uh quick, c'mon, get yours out! C'mon, quick, quick, quick!

Tada! *giggles* Barbara is here~ Leave the healing to me, I will not disappoint you!

Oh? You want to hear me sing...? Sorry, the show is... It hasn't started yet.

I could never get bored of the breathtakingly beautiful nature that surrounds Mondstadt. I've heard that there are blue trees that exist by the sea shore near Inazuma City. I just need to save up a little more, and... What's that? You want to know what I'm saving up for? *chuckles* That's my little secret.

I'm Beidou. You've heard of my ship, The Crux, and its crew? If you too love adventure, then join me. I've got your back.

I tend to be a good judge of character. When you've learned to read the open ocean, reading people is a cinch. Haha, and that's how I knew you're the good sort the second I laid eyes on ya!

Ningguang is never really one to speak frankly, but she has been very direct with her criticism of me in the past. Haha... But hey, whether she likes me or hates me is her choice, nothing I can do to sway her.

This is your team? Cool... I like the vibe. I'm Bennett, leader of Benny's Adventure Team. Any chance we can team up? Please?

I'm the leader of Benny's Adventure Team - a rising star in the Mondstadt Adventurers' Guild! ...Where are the others? Ah, haha, they're all on leave right now.

I think I get why you teamed up with me now. It's 'cause we're the same, you and I - we both like that adrenaline rush you get from being in dangerous situations. That's what makes adventuring so addictive!

My name is Chongyun. My family has practiced the art of exorcism in Liyue for many generations. Fate has been generous in allowing my path to cross with that of your distinguished self. ...Oh, no — my services are free of charge!

"Heart be pure, evil be erased. Mind be purged, world be..." Um... Ugh, I always forget that last part.

*sigh* I didn't actually do anything. I just walked into that haunted house, and the problem was resolved... Do you think I should still take payment for this exorcism?

Diluc, of Mondstadt. Not interested in idle chit-chat. If you have things you want to get done, let me know.

Visions are a light in the sea of darkness that surrounds those who have lost their way. But for those who have faith, they are little more than badges of conviction.

Not bad. Be it chess or combat, you always seem to surprise me. Hmm... working with you is quite the novelty. So... I look forward to continuing to work with you, partner.

Diona, bartender of the Cat's Tail! I charge a hefty fee for private events. Huh? You didn't come here for a drink? Hmm... Then I accept your invitation... I suppose...

Without cat vision, will you be okay walking home in the dark? If you need me to escort you... What? Th—There's lights? Pff, well who said anything about escorting you? Go on now.

You want a non-alcoholic drink? No, that's not difficult, but it's meaningless! It doesn't have anything to do with my grand plan of destroying the wine industry of Mondstadt. I won't waste my time on such a drink, hmph!

Captain Eula Lawrence, Spindrift Knight, Knights of Favonius Reconnaissance Company. I extend to you my greetings. Huh? What's that...? Yes, Lawrence, the evil aristocrats of historical infamy. Oh, we're still very much evil. Just look at me, I'm infiltrating the inner ranks of the Knights of Favonius, all as part of a diabolical plan to exact our revenge and reclaim our former glory!

Rise and shine! The two-hour period before sunrise is the perfect time to strike, because the sentries are getting drowsy towards the end of their long night shift.

"May the gentle breeze softly send thee into a sweet sleep." ...One of a select few aristocratic pleasantries that's actually quite lovely.

I, Fischl, Prinzessin der Verurteilung, descend upon this land by the call of fate an— Oh, you are also a traveler from another world? Very well, I grant you permission to travel with me.

Sweet shall be thy sleep, spared of the mares of the night! For no night mares would dare draw near to those who are blessed by the Immernachtreich!

If one must reckon time as this world does, I, Fischl, have already seen three thousand winters. Not that the illusory passage of time has any bearing on one such as I, to whom the causality of three thousand universes has been unveiled.

Copy that! Here is a draft Service Agreement for your review and consideration. Effective immediately, if all is in order... Ah! Wait a sec, wait a sec, I forgot to sign it... Gan... Yu... There. Right. Now... What was it you needed me to do for you exactly?

Look how brightly lit the city is at night! Amazing. I wonder what it's like for all the people down there... Hmm? Umm... No thanks, I think I'll pass on the night market. Sorry...

I've named every single doggie living in Liyue. But they're so funny, some of them still respond even when you call them the completely wrong name. How fascinating is that? Like, if people were to call me "Bantu," how am I supposed to know they're talking to me? No way would I respond.

Yoh, now why might you be looking for me, hm? Oh, you didn't know? I'm the 77th Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, Hu Tao. Though by the looks of you... Radiant glow, healthy posture... Yes, you're definitely here for something other than that which falls within my regular line of work, aren't you?

When the sun's out, bathe in sunlight. But when the moon's out, bathe in moonlight~

We are entrusted by the people to loyally see out their wishes. Wangsheng Funeral Parlor is special, in that it carries a dual responsibility, to those both of this realm, and the next.

I am Jean, the Dandelion Knight, requesting approval to join your party. From this day onwards, my honor and loyalty lie with you.

It seems I'm immune to coffee now. Perhaps I need to ask Lisa for something... a little stronger...

On behalf of the Knights of Favonius, I would like to extend my gratitude to you for all you have done for Mondstadt. Please remember to rest from time to ti... Did I miss something? What are you laughing at? Did I say something odd?

"Come driving rain or winds that churn, I shall return, by blade alone, armed, if barefoot, to my home..." I am Kaedehara Kazuha, a wanderer who roams the land. Since we are both travelers, let us journey together for a time.

There are leaves around — and I know just the tune to accompany them, if you wish to hear it.

"On this mountain path, where the red leaves lifeless lie... My heart calls for a companion, echoing the deer's cry..." Hm... I do love maple leaves, but it is a shame that so many goodbyes seem to happen when they turn red.

Kaeya, Knight of Favonius. Please, allow me to join you on your journey. Guarding you on your journey sounds far more entertaining than any of the usual Favonius stuff.

Is the Abyss Order causing you trouble? If there's anything bothering you, you know you can talk to me.

The title of Cavalry Captain is nothing to get excited about. Now that I think about it, the Grand Master took all the cavalry from Mondstadt so there's none left for me to captain... Heh.

Master of Inazuma Kamisato Art Tachi Jutsu — Kamisato Ayaka, present! Delighted to make your acquaintance.

"Snow that once adorned the world in silver, thaws to reveal the gleam of the fruit upon frost-laden branches." *sigh* How picturesque! Only some tea would make this setting more complete.

It is said that "the flavor of Zen is that of tea," and it is also said that "the power of Zen is that of the blade." One might then ask: What does that say about the relationship between tea and the blade?

I am Keqing, Yuheng of the Liyue Qixing. We live in an era of change, as the old order that has existed for a thousand years is about to be rewritten. Join me. Let us bear witness to this historical moment together.

My role is to manage real estate and construction in Liyue. Sure, Liyue is a vast place with abundant resources — but without proper planning, and if too much focus is placed on short-term profit, a great many things can go wrong.

What do you mean, Geo Archon paraphernalia? ...You're not suggesting my bedroom is full of that stuff, surely? I'm not a child anymore! Although... Okay I did buy a couple of Rex Lapis figurines recently, but — but, they're just to keep me on the straight and narrow. Look, just because I own an idol or two does not mean that I idolize him, okay!?

Spark Knight Klee of the Knights of Favonius, reporting for duty! ...There's some more, but uh, I forgot. I'm not so good at remembering...

Mwauhahaha, lucky all my new bombs are waterproof!

Hee-hee, you're an Honorary Knight but I've been a Spark Knight longer... That means I'm higher up than you, right? So you have to do what I say! So, um... Ca-Can you not say anything about the big disaster I caused? It was an accident...

I am Kujou Sara. You may forget my name, but this you must know: On my watch, Inazuma will always be defended, and the will of the Shogun will always be done. Deity or demon, if you make an enemy of me you will be struck down! Oh, ahem... Don't be so nervous. I have agreed to fight by your side, and I will honor that commitment. I may be uncompromising on matters of great importance, but on most other things, you will find me quite easygoing.

My aspirations? I thought you already knew: To assist the Almighty Shogun in manifesting Eternity. That is what I aspire to. Hmm? Personal aspirations? It's not something I have ever thought about before...

Whenever something is bothering me inside, I stand beneath the Sacred Sakura, close my eyes, and try to calm my mind. When I open my eyes again, the falling blossoms will guide my path.

Hehe, don't take it to heart, Childe. Besides, aren't you happy that you got to skip the formalities and bring chaos to the land? I'm sure you must've enjoyed that...

Haha, you're trembling... Is it the cold, or just cowardice?

At last, Mondstadt's rodent ruler in the flesh. Scurrying through the streets, looking for leftovers... Mondstadt calls this a god?

Hi darling, are you going to be Lisa's little helper? What? Me, a grand mage? That was a long time ago, I'm just a humble librarian now. *chuckles* Don't worry darling, I'll take very good care of you. So...

Visions? Ah, they're a necessary device in controlling the elements — with you being the sole exception, of course. Hmm... As for why that is, perhaps... we can find the time to experiment a little?

Feel free to use the alchemist's upstairs from the library whenever you want. But make sure you knock first, we wouldn't want you seeing anything you're not supposed to, now would we?

I've heard that if you give tavern owners a considerable tip, they'll be willing to share some information on the down low.

Teyvat's day and night both seem particularly short. The skies here are full of stars, but they aren't the same as the ones seen from my home. I wonder if the fates of people from Teyvat are also related to their constellations.

I've heard that Albert, being the leader of Barbara's fan club sometimes gets bumps and bruises on purpose so he can go to the Cathedral to see her.

I am Astrologist Mona Megistus, meaning "The Great Astrologist Mona." If it is divination you seek from me, then I ask you respect my name by learning it wholly, here and now.

With rain this heavy, not only are the stars clouded, so too is my scryglass hazy.

I don't know. Unless left with no other choice, astrologers do not foretell their own fate. The elders of my art warned against it, for it can turn fate in on itself, which is incredibly dangerous.

Say something you think would fit

No! For the last time, Paimon is NOT EMERGENCY FOOD!

Hah... Paimon would love to make lots and lots of Mora!

And you- did you just borrow the Holy Lyre to play music for drunkards to hear? What do you mean "hehe"?!

My name's Dainsleif. I suppose you have some business with me?

Ugh... Those creatures that serve the Abyss are the fangs and claws by which the Order spreads chaos in this world.

No. For five hundred years, you have faithfully done your duty. To this day, I am proud of you all.

General Gorou of the Watatsumi Island resistance, ready and waiting! I've long heard of your sterling reputation and I look forward to fighting our way to victory side-by-side! ...Heh, so what do you think? Did that sound inspiring?

Keep your weapon at the ready. You never know what's around the corner...

It'd be nice to just lie in the sun... Ahem, but I must set an example for the others.

Greetings. Ayaka has mentioned you on numerous occasions — alas, my schedule has been rather busier than anticipated recently, which belated our first meeting until today. Kamisato Ayato, head of the Kamisato Clan. Delighted to make your acquaintance.

Everything's in place, and they've taken the bait... Yes. Now to start reeling them in...

Most people hunker down against a strong headwind. Only a few people know how to utilize it to their advantage.

I am Ningguang, Tianquan of Qixing. You wish to trade? You be my personal bodyguard, and I will show you how to get ahead in Liyue.

It's raining. Fetch an umbrella for me, would you?

Be it simple price negotiation or a full-blown trade war, momentum and bargaining chips are but minor factors. To win, you need to be first to find out what cards your opponent is holding.

My name is Noelle, maid of the Knights of Favonius, and it's my pleasure to be joining you on your adventure today. Should you encounter any problems at any point throughout your journey, please do not hesitate to call me and I will be delighted to provide you with my full assistance. Yes, starting right now — what do you need?

Leave it to me! All of it, whatever it is! ...What... exactly is "it"? I didn't quite catch your request...

Can you hear the Anemo Archon's voice on the breeze? It calms me down whenever I get flustered.

I am Qiqi. I am a zombie. And I forgot what comes next.

Hold my hand please. This wind could blow me away.

Morning means it's time to check my diary. Because my diary reminds me what I'm supposed to do in the morning.

No salutations needed. My exalted status shall not be disclosed as we travel among the common folk. I acknowledge that you are a person of superior ability. Henceforth, you will be my guard. Worry not. Should any danger arise, I shall dispose of it.

Inactivity serves no purpose whatsoever. Hmph.

He came about as a byproduct of creating the Shogun. Perhaps it's because I feel like I owe him something, but I do not wish to assert control over him.

You smell... *sniff* nice! Let's hunt.

If you're scared of lightning, hide now.

Lupical means wolf home— no, lupical means wolf family. My lupical lives in the woods. They say I am their lupical.

Listen disciple, if you've got a problem you can't handle, then I'm the one for the job. But if you're looking for prayer, you'd better find some other Sister ...Huh? You're not a disciple?

Don't we have a job to do?

Each of the Sisters is worse than the next. If it's not about prayer, then it's about choir or some other thing I'm supposed to participate in... I'm trying to stay out of sight, so don't you dare tell them you saw me here.

I am Sangonomiya Kokomi, the Divine Priestess of Watatsumi Island. My journey with you will be an opportunity to unwind... Ahem, I mean... to survey beyond our borders. Don't worry, I've left behind ample directives in my absence, and have also completed the island's projected development plans. Departing for a brief period will be of little consequence.

Yae Publishing House has released numerous works that lay out military strategy in a simple and pragmatic way. Those are my favorite.

Respect must be given to the will of every creature. Each fish in the ocean swims in its own direction.

Sayu, Shuumatsuban, at your disposal! Whew, but if you don't need me right now, I'm gonna grab some sleep. Nope, no need to tuck me in — I need the extra room to grow into.

Surely I should be due a growth spurt by now?

Loooove it when the weather's like this, just makes you wanna... *yawn* doze off for a while.

I'm the Balladeer, No. 6  of the Fatui Harbingers. Delighted to meet you, O Mighty Traveler. 

Hah, barely two words in, and you already look like you want me dead. You're getting all worked up over nothing! Pff, you've changed. You're getting weak.

I've discovered something far more important... and far more terrifying. The stars, the sky... it's all a gigantic hoax. A lie.

My name is Shenhe. I was born fated to bear the curse of calamity, so I am prone to bring harm to the people around me. The adepti urged me to bind my soul with red ropes to keep my homicidal nature at bay. If you are able to walk alongside me without fear... Hah, very well. Now, give me your hand.

Mind be purged, world be saved.

Yes... This reminds me of Master. She loves to ride the swift winds of Qingyun Peak.

I'm Sucrose, a researcher of alchemy. I heard you've been to a lot of places, so I was wondering if you... Ah, what am I saying! It's only our first meeting, I shouldn't trouble you. But... If you're willing, I'd love to hear any stories you have about your adventures. I'd... really like that.

Humidity levels are increasing... Think we could run some tests?

My Vision is my most important research tool. Hmm? Why without it I'd be unable to proceed with most of my research. Combat? Oh, I suppose I use it for that too when I'm out in the field looking for materials.

I'm No. 11 of the Fatui Harbingers, codename Childe, but I also go by Tartaglia. And you... Hmm, you too like to cause quite the stir, don't you? Something tells me we're going to get along splendidly.

You know, there are better ways to seek out our enemies than... well, standing here.

Ah, perfect weather for fishing! The sound of the rain scares them away, but once it stops, they're yours for the taking.

It's good to meet you at last, Traveler. I've been hearing about you for a long time now. I'm your new buddy, Thoma — as long as that's okay with you, of course!

I really did spend a lot recently, only 10 Mora left... Still, 10 Mora's better than no Mora!

Don't run on the ice... 'cause if you fall down, I won't help you up, you gotta learn somehow.

*Yawn* That was a refreshing sleep. Ah, Traveler, we meet again! What? You don't remember me? Ahaha, well, allow me to join you on your quest once again. I must see to it that the bards of the world tell the Traveler's tales!

Sure, I'll play you another tune, but it'll cost you an apple. 

What's that? You think I should try harder to be a good Anemo Archon? Well you could be a better devotee too... you could be more pious, more passionate, or... um...

Hello, nice to meet you! My name is Xiangling, I'm a chef from Liyue! My favorite place is the chicken... I mean, the kitchen! Ugh, I practiced so hard, but I still get nervous when introducing myself... Hee hee.

I can't decide whether Pyro slimes taste better with salt and pepper or garlic and herbs?

You're just in time for a midnight snack, I made some barbecued lizard skewers! Well, don't just stand there — dig in!

If you awake to a knife at your throat, if monsters dig their claws into you, if death comes knocking at your door, call out my name. Adeptus Xiao. I will be here when you call.

The damned will sooner die again than lay a hand on me.

The rain stopped? Hmph. I don't concern myself with the weather.

Xingqiu at your service, my liege! I humbly trust that even one such as I, a mere bookworm, may yet prove to be of some utility under your wise leadership. Nice, I don't often get a chance to speak with such formality. It felt pretty good!

'Twas on a deserted moonlit night that the hero approached the vile dragon's limpid lair...

My family makes ornate umbrellas that block neither rain nor shine. Their sole purpose is for decoration upon a wall.

Xinyan's the name, an' rock 'n' roll's the game — and I'm the only one who plays it in Liyue Harbor. Been thinking about staging concerts elsewhere lately, but... Hmm... Well, word is that you've been all over the place, Traveler. So, what say you sign me up for your world tour? Anywhere's good!

I just came up with an awesome new riff, wanna hear it?

Me? Oh, I've got a guitar to maintain, tunes to rewrite... I mean, I just got offstage, there's no way I can sleep right now.

I am the Guuji of the Grand Narukami Shrine. The purpose of my visit is to monitor your every move, for such is the order of the shrine... Oh, come on, don't be so nervous. It's only officialese, for goodness' sake. I couldn't just go gallivanting around for no reason at all, could I? Now, come on, do something amusing for me.

Traveling to other worlds is all that anyone seems be [sic] writing about these days. Huh, goodness knows what they find so disappointing about their own world.

Personally, I think the idea of things staying the same forever is quite beautiful. *sigh* But alas, that is simply not the way the world works.

My name is Yanfei, top legal expert in Liyue — and for the avoidance of doubt, no one else comes close! From commercial litigation, to civil mediation, to criminal lawsuits, I'm fully versed in every area of the law, and I guarantee you a swift and satisfactory conclusion to your case! My contact details... Where should I write this down? ...Hmm, paper will just get lost, and it'll only rub off if I write it on the back of your hand, so... Aha! I know, I'll just write it here, on the clothes of this... whatever this thing is that follows you around.

I'll remind you again: The law can be both a help and a hindrance.

What the... What kind of injurious weather is this!? It's c—cold... Achoo...

Welcome to Naganohara! My name is Yoimiya — just let me know if you need anything! We have Kushikatsu, Egg Roll... Wait, no, we're not a restaurant. We make fireworks! Like these, see? Sparkling, crackling, little fireworks~

Have you ever kept goldfish as pets? They're very cute.

Question time! So, what should you do after watching fireworks all day? Hehe, the answer is... to watch them again in your dreams, of course! Good night. See you tomorrow!

As the saying goes, you never truly know someone until you meet them in person, and at long last, I finally have the great honor of meeting you today. My name is Yun Jin, and I am humbled to be the director of of the Yun-Han Opera Troupe. We have been performing at Heyu Tea House as of late, and we'd be honored to have you attend a performance sometime.

Ahhh... Yes, I shall spare myself the hair and makeup routine today, and happily idle my time away!

Good morning! The dew at dawn is perfect for brewing tea, so I made some for you. Drink up, and then we'll head off!

A new contract? Okay. I'm still on leave, but I can accompany you for a while. What name should I use on the contract? I have a great many names, though when on leave... I tend to go by Zhongli. And you, Traveler? What name will you be signing on this contract?

Boats are made for transferring commodities back and forth, and those that come across Liyue tend to stay a while, so it is where many things come to settle.

Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember... But where are those who share the memory?