Hello! Arch'Ngel here
Thanks to everyone who auditioned on the LoL parody video.
This time we have a Pokemon parody that needs actors/actresses.
We don't care about similitude to voices in the anime, feel free to experiment and use different voices, we just want it to be fun and hilarious.
Again, we reccomend to watch the video above as a guide (English subs included, but follow scripts as there are some corrections on the script)
Thank you!
Hey everyone! thank you for auditioning for our project, those who were cast for a role please send a file with all the lines in the script I published on the audition page, we dont require any specific format we just need a flawless quality.
To all the people who auditioned thanks for your interest and we hope we get to work together on future projects! (Next is Game of thrones related! HODOR!!)
Tv sportscasterr:
"Onix goes on the offense!"
"Woah!"
"Gengar manages to avoid theattack easily!"
Ash:
Oh DUDE! This is so...
EXCITING!
Ash:
What the hell is that?!
I think I'd better go dine
Ash:
MOOOM!
Ash:
I always forget!
Mom:
Oh my son...
every kid leaves home... someday
Ash:
What...?
What are you talking about mom
I will NEVER leave!
Echo: NEVER...NEVER...
Ash:
Mom?
I'm not going anywhere
Am I RIGHT?
Mom:
GET OUT OF MY GODDAMN HOUSE!
YOU USELESS FAT KID!
GET OUT OF MY GODDAMN HOUSE!
Ash:
But... Mom! I'm only 10 years old!
Mom:
Oh... ehmm...
Mom:
JUST LEAVE!
Ash:
I hope I got enough provisions for my …
... journey?
Ash:
OH GOD! I'm gonna die!
Oak:
Hey Ash! Wait!
Ash:
How do you know my name?
Oak:
That's because...
I...
watch you every night
Ash:
WHAT!?
Oak:
It was a joke!
I only watch you during the day!
Oak:
What I came here to say is... well...
You need a Pokemon
Wouldn't you like to come over and see my...
Pokeballs?
Ash:
Yuck!
Okay! Perverted old man!
Oak:
Professor Oak
Oak:
Okay Ash, I'll let you choose any of these three pokeballs
Oak;
But first, tell me...
Are you a boy or a girl?
Ash:
Well... I'm a beautifull and well-fedboy!
Oak:
OH!?
by the beard of my grandmother!
But what about those
Irresistible breasts of erotic dancer!?
Ash:
Pervert!
It is a hormonal problem
Oak:
HOLY HELL!
Please, don't tell the cops!
Ash:
I won't say a word if...
YOU GIVE ME THAT WONDERFULL AND AMAZINGELECTRIC MICE!
Oak:
Ehhmm...
Haha! That piece of garbage?
I mean... Sure! It's a great pokemon!
Oak:
Now... give your pikachu a name
Ash:
I'll name him...
PIKACHU!
Oak:
Wow... That's a beautifull... name...
and very original...
Gary:
What about me!?
Oak:
Who the hell are you!?
Gary:
I am your grandson Gary!
Oak:
OH! That's right, Hi Larry!
Gary:
Gary...
Oak:
Yeah whatever, just take a damn pokeball and let's get this over with...
Gary:
Hey chubby kid!
I challenge you to a battle!
Squirtle I choose you!
Squirtle:
Squirtle!
Ash:
Pikachu I choose you!
Go little boy!
Squirtle:
You wanna feel the pain?
Pikachu:
Bring it on!
Pikachu and squirtle after clashing:
"Pikachu!" "Squirtle!"
Ash:
Pikachu! Use thunder shock!
Pikachu:
We dont use abilities this season
Ash:
But that makes no sense...
Pikachu:
I know ... Useless producers have zeroideas...
*Fight Scene*
*Gunshot*
Gary:
What the hell!?
What the hell are you doing!?
Ash:
I won't let you harm my little pikachu!
Pikachu
My Hero!
Ash:
I will take you to a place where ourlove won't be defiled!
Ash:
And that... Is how I met your mother
Squirtle:
You wanna feel the pain?
Pikachu:
Bring it on!
Pikachu and squirtle after clashing:
"Pikachu!" "Squirtle!"
Ash:
Pikachu! Use thunder shock!
Pikachu:
We dont use abilities this season
Ash:
But that makes no sense...
Pikachu:
I know ... Useless producers have zeroideas...
Squirtle:
Can we proceed?
Pikachu:
Oh, I'm sorry
Let's continue!
Squirtle:
Squirtle! Squirtle! Squirtle!(Echo)
*Jumps and slashes*
Squirtle!
Pikachu:
*Groans*
Squirtle:
At last! I will avenge my brother!
Pikachu:
What the hell are you talking about!?
Squirtle:
Agh... I'm just trying to give thisfight some drama...
Do you realize thet we fight fortroubled teenagers?
Pikachu:
Oh, you're so right...
I get it now, go on!
Gary:
Just kill him already!
Squirtle:
At last! I will avenge my brother!
Pikachu:
I do not... regret... anything!
Squirtle:
You Monster!
*Gunshot*
Gary:
What the hell!?
What the hell are you doing!?
Ash:
I won't let you harm my little pikachu!
Pikachu
My Hero!
Ash:
MOOOM!
Ash:
I always forget!
Mom:
Oh my son...
every kid leaves home... someday
Ash:
What...?
What are you talking about mom
I will NEVER leave!
Echo: NEVER...NEVER...
Ash:
Mom?
I'm not going anywhere
Am I RIGHT?
Mom:
GET OUT OF MY GODDAMN HOUSE!
YOU USELESS FAT KID!
GET OUT OF MY GODDAMN HOUSE!
Ash:
But... Mom! I'm only 10 years old!
Mom:
Oh... ehmm...
Mom:
JUST LEAVE!
Squirtle:
You wanna feel the pain?
Pikachu:
Bring it on!
Pikachu and squirtle after clashing:
"Pikachu!" "Squirtle!"
Ash:
Pikachu! Use thunder shock!
Pikachu:
We dont use abilities this season
Ash:
But that makes no sense...
Pikachu:
I know ... Useless producers have zeroideas...
Squirtle:
Can we proceed?
Pikachu:
Oh, I'm sorry
Let's continue!
Squirtle:
Squirtle! Squirtle! Squirtle!(Echo)
*Jumps and slashes*
Squirtle!
Pikachu:
*Groans*
Squirtle:
At last! I will avenge my brother!
Pikachu:
What the hell are you talking about!?
Squirtle:
Agh... I'm just trying to give thisfight some drama...
Do you realize thet we fight fortroubled teenagers?
Pikachu:
Oh, you're so right...
I get it now, go on!
Gary:
Just kill him already!
Squirtle:
At last! I will avenge my brother!
Pikachu:
I do not... regret... anything!
Squirtle:
You Monster!
*Gunshot*
Gary:
What the hell!?
What the hell are you doing!?
Ash:
I won't let you harm my little pikachu!
Pikachu
My Hero!
Narrator:
Today:
Pokemon according to Razza
Oak:
Hey Ash! Wait!
Ash:
How do you know my name?
Oak:
That's because...
I...
watch you every night
Ash:
WHAT!?
Oak:
It was a joke!
I only watch you during the day!
Oak:
What I came here to say is... well...
You need a Pokemon
Wouldn't you like to come over and seemy...
Pokeballs?
Ash:
Yuck!
Okay! Perverted old man!
Oak:
Professor Oak
Oak:
Okay Ash, I'll let you choose any ofthese three pokeballs
Oak;
But first, tell me...
Are you a boy or a girl?
Ash:
Well... I'm a beautifull and well-fedboy!
Oak:
OH!?
by the beard of my grandmother!
But what about those
Irresistible breasts of erotic dancer!?
Ash:
Pervert!
It is a hormonal problem
Oak:
HOLY HELL!
Please, don't tell the cops!
Ash:
I won't say a word if...
YOU GIVE ME THAT WONDERFULL AND AMAZINGELECTRIC MICE!
Oak:
Ehhmm...
Haha! That piece of garbage?
I mean... Sure! It's a great pokemon!
Oak:
Now... give your pikachu a name
Ash:
I'll name him...
PIKACHU!
Oak:
Wow... That's a beautifull... name...
and very original...
Gary:
What about me!?
Oak:
Who the hell are you!?
Gary:
I am your grandson Gary!
Oak:
OH! That's right, Hi Larry!
Gary:
Gary...
Oak:
Yeah whatever, just take a damnpokeball and let's be over with this...
Gary:
What about me!?
Oak:
Who the hell are you!?
Gary:
I am your grandson Gary!
Oak:
OH! That's right, Hi Larry!
Gary:
Gary...
Oak:
Yeah whatever, just take a damnpokeball and let's be over with this...
Gary:
Hey chubby kid!
I challenge you to a battle!
Squirtle I choose you!
*Battle*
Gary:
Just kill him already!
Squirtle:
At last! I will avenge my brother!
Pikachu:
I do not... regret... anything!
Squirtle:
You Monster!
*Gunshot*
Gary:
What the hell!?
What the hell are you doing!?
Ash:
I won't let you harm my little pikachu!
