Pokemon Parody (Pokemon according to Razza)
chadderbox for Ash
Ash:
Oh DUDE! This is so...
EXCITING!
Ash:
What the hell is that?!
I think I'd better go dine
Ash:
MOOOM!
Ash:
I always forget!
Mom:
Oh my son...
every kid leaves home... someday
Ash:
What...?
What are you talking about mom
I will NEVER leave!
Echo: NEVER...NEVER...
Ash:
Mom?
I'm not going anywhere
Am I RIGHT?
Mom:
GET OUT OF MY GODDAMN HOUSE!
YOU USELESS FAT KID!
GET OUT OF MY GODDAMN HOUSE!
Ash:
But... Mom! I'm only 10 years old!
Mom:
Oh... ehmm...
Mom:
JUST LEAVE!
Ash:
I hope I got enough provisions for my …
... journey?
Ash:
OH GOD! I'm gonna die!
Oak:
Hey Ash! Wait!
Ash:
How do you know my name?
Oak:
That's because...
I...
watch you every night
Ash:
WHAT!?
Oak:
It was a joke!
I only watch you during the day!
Oak:
What I came here to say is... well...
You need a Pokemon
Wouldn't you like to come over and see my...
Pokeballs?
Ash:
Yuck!
Okay! Perverted old man!
Oak:
Professor Oak
Oak:
Okay Ash, I'll let you choose any of these three pokeballs
Oak;
But first, tell me...
Are you a boy or a girl?
Ash:
Well... I'm a beautifull and well-fedboy!
Oak:
OH!?
by the beard of my grandmother!
But what about those
Irresistible breasts of erotic dancer!?
Ash:
Pervert!
It is a hormonal problem
Oak:
HOLY HELL!
Please, don't tell the cops!
Ash:
I won't say a word if...
YOU GIVE ME THAT WONDERFULL AND AMAZINGELECTRIC MICE!
Oak:
Ehhmm...
Haha! That piece of garbage?
I mean... Sure! It's a great pokemon!
Oak:
Now... give your pikachu a name
Ash:
I'll name him...
PIKACHU!
Oak:
Wow... That's a beautifull... name...
and very original...
Gary:
What about me!?
Oak:
Who the hell are you!?
Gary:
I am your grandson Gary!
Oak:
OH! That's right, Hi Larry!
Gary:
Gary...
Oak:
Yeah whatever, just take a damn pokeball and let's get this over with...
Gary:
Hey chubby kid!
I challenge you to a battle!
Squirtle I choose you!
Squirtle:
Squirtle!
Ash:
Pikachu I choose you!
Go little boy!
Squirtle:
You wanna feel the pain?
Pikachu:
Bring it on!
Pikachu and squirtle after clashing:
"Pikachu!" "Squirtle!"
Ash:
Pikachu! Use thunder shock!
Pikachu:
We dont use abilities this season
Ash:
But that makes no sense...
Pikachu:
I know ... Useless producers have zeroideas...
*Fight Scene*
*Gunshot*
Gary:
What the hell!?
What the hell are you doing!?
Ash:
I won't let you harm my little pikachu!
Pikachu
My Hero!
Ash:
I will take you to a place where ourlove won't be defiled!
Ash:
And that... Is how I met your mother