Oak:

Hey Ash! Wait!

Ash:

How do you know my name?

Oak:

That's because...

I...

watch you every night

Ash:

WHAT!?

Oak:

It was a joke!

I only watch you during the day!

Oak:

What I came here to say is... well...

You need a Pokemon

Wouldn't you like to come over and seemy...

Pokeballs?

Ash:

Yuck!

Okay! Perverted old man!

Oak:

Professor Oak

Oak:

Okay Ash, I'll let you choose any ofthese three pokeballs

Oak;

But first, tell me...

Are you a boy or a girl?

Ash:

Well... I'm a beautifull and well-fedboy!

Oak:

OH!?

by the beard of my grandmother!

But what about those

Irresistible breasts of erotic dancer!?

Ash:

Pervert!

It is a hormonal problem

Oak:

HOLY HELL!

Please, don't tell the cops!

Ash:

I won't say a word if...

YOU GIVE ME THAT WONDERFULL AND AMAZINGELECTRIC MICE!

Oak:

Ehhmm...

Haha! That piece of garbage?

I mean... Sure! It's a great pokemon!

Oak:

Now... give your pikachu a name

Ash:

I'll name him...

PIKACHU!

Oak:

Wow... That's a beautifull... name...

and very original...

Gary:

What about me!?

Oak:

Who the hell are you!?

Gary:

I am your grandson Gary!

Oak:

OH! That's right, Hi Larry!

Gary:

Gary...

Oak:

Yeah whatever, just take a damnpokeball and let's be over with this...