Ash:

Oh DUDE! This is so...

EXCITING!

Ash:

What the hell is that?!

I think I'd better go dine

Ash:

MOOOM!

Ash:

I always forget!

Mom:

Oh my son...

every kid leaves home... someday

Ash:

What...?

What are you talking about mom

I will NEVER leave!

Echo: NEVER...NEVER...

Ash:

Mom?

I'm not going anywhere

Am I RIGHT?

Mom:

GET OUT OF MY GODDAMN HOUSE!

YOU USELESS FAT KID!

GET OUT OF MY GODDAMN HOUSE!

Ash:

But... Mom! I'm only 10 years old!

Mom:

Oh... ehmm...

Mom:

JUST LEAVE!

Ash:

I hope I got enough provisions for my …

... journey?

Ash:

OH GOD! I'm gonna die!

Oak:

Hey Ash! Wait!

Ash:

How do you know my name?

Oak:

That's because...

I...

watch you every night

Ash:

WHAT!?

Oak:

It was a joke!

I only watch you during the day!

Oak:

What I came here to say is... well...

You need a Pokemon

Wouldn't you like to come over and see my...

Pokeballs?

Ash:

Yuck!

Okay! Perverted old man!

Oak:

Professor Oak

Oak:

Okay Ash, I'll let you choose any of these three pokeballs

Oak;

But first, tell me...

Are you a boy or a girl?

Ash:

Well... I'm a beautifull and well-fedboy!

Oak:

OH!?

by the beard of my grandmother!

But what about those

Irresistible breasts of erotic dancer!?

Ash:

Pervert!

It is a hormonal problem

Oak:

HOLY HELL!

Please, don't tell the cops!

Ash:

I won't say a word if...

YOU GIVE ME THAT WONDERFULL AND AMAZINGELECTRIC MICE!

Oak:

Ehhmm...

Haha! That piece of garbage?

I mean... Sure! It's a great pokemon!

Oak:

Now... give your pikachu a name

Ash:

I'll name him...

PIKACHU!

Oak:

Wow... That's a beautifull... name...

and very original...

Gary:

What about me!?

Oak:

Who the hell are you!?

Gary:

I am your grandson Gary!

Oak:

OH! That's right, Hi Larry!

Gary:

Gary...

Oak:

Yeah whatever, just take a damn pokeball and let's get this over with...

Gary:

Hey chubby kid!

I challenge you to a battle!

Squirtle I choose you!

Squirtle:

Squirtle!

Ash:

Pikachu I choose you!

Go little boy!

Squirtle:

You wanna feel the pain?

Pikachu:

Bring it on!

Pikachu and squirtle after clashing:

"Pikachu!" "Squirtle!"

Ash:

Pikachu! Use thunder shock!

Pikachu:

We dont use abilities this season

Ash:

But that makes no sense...

Pikachu:

I know ... Useless producers have zeroideas...

*Fight Scene*

*Gunshot*

Gary:

What the hell!?

What the hell are you doing!?

Ash:

I won't let you harm my little pikachu!

Pikachu

My Hero!

Ash:

I will take you to a place where ourlove won't be defiled!

Ash:

And that... Is how I met your mother