Pokemon Parody (Pokemon according to Razza)
shego for Professor Oak
Oak:
Hey Ash! Wait!
Ash:
How do you know my name?
Oak:
That's because...
I...
watch you every night
Ash:
WHAT!?
Oak:
It was a joke!
I only watch you during the day!
Oak:
What I came here to say is... well...
You need a Pokemon
Wouldn't you like to come over and seemy...
Pokeballs?
Ash:
Yuck!
Okay! Perverted old man!
Oak:
Professor Oak
Oak:
Okay Ash, I'll let you choose any ofthese three pokeballs
Oak;
But first, tell me...
Are you a boy or a girl?
Ash:
Well... I'm a beautifull and well-fedboy!
Oak:
OH!?
by the beard of my grandmother!
But what about those
Irresistible breasts of erotic dancer!?
Ash:
Pervert!
It is a hormonal problem
Oak:
HOLY HELL!
Please, don't tell the cops!
Ash:
I won't say a word if...
YOU GIVE ME THAT WONDERFULL AND AMAZINGELECTRIC MICE!
Oak:
Ehhmm...
Haha! That piece of garbage?
I mean... Sure! It's a great pokemon!
Oak:
Now... give your pikachu a name
Ash:
I'll name him...
PIKACHU!
Oak:
Wow... That's a beautifull... name...
and very original...
Gary:
What about me!?
Oak:
Who the hell are you!?
Gary:
I am your grandson Gary!
Oak:
OH! That's right, Hi Larry!
Gary:
Gary...
Oak:
Yeah whatever, just take a damnpokeball and let's be over with this...