Lore Olympus Fan Comic Dub
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I am uncertain if this will actually be uploaded to YouTube or not, but I'm hoping so!
Rules:
-must have discord (please include it with your audition)
-must have a decent mic with little to no background noise
-must be over the age of 13
-must be able to commit to dubbing the full comic
Listed below are all of the characters that appear up to Episode 95 (uploaded on 01/25)
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This time, I took something from you. Because this is war.
Hey, my mother says that making things yourself builds character!
Stop laughing! 100%! 100% scoundrel! Someone should add "sore loser" to that business card of yours.
Dear Persephone,
My therapist assigned me the exercise of writing letters of what I would hypothetically tell others about what I'm feeling. Apparently doing this will help me "unpack my emotions and gain a greater understanding of myself." Gods, why do I pay that hack? Luckily I never have to show anybody these letters so I guess it doesn't hurt to try. This feels ridiculous to admit, given that I've only known you for 4 days. But I have feelings for you. I haven't been in love before. I always assumed that being in love would be something that would happen slowly over time. Not all at once. The thing is, I don't really know you. I don't know what your favorite food is or the top ten things you hate. I don't know if you're a morning person or if you like sleeping in for hours. Love isn't something I know a lot about, but I believe I should understand you much more than I currently do before claiming to be in love with you. I don't think you can be in love with someone you don't know. I'm just infatuated with you. You have indulged my numerous advances with unparalleled kindness and grace. I am terrified because your attention makes me feel so good. The concept of not being able to feel that way again is devastating. I have a lot of shame in regards to feeling like this about you. That's a lot to put on someone who is so young. It goes without saying, I have a lot of baggage. I get the feeling that if we were friends, you would go out of your way to help me. Even if it was to your own detriment. I wouldn't want that for you. The best gift I can give you is to put some space between us. Which is why I'm going to give Minthe and I a chance to be in a proper relationship. I don't know if I want her or if I just feel guilty. The difference between you and her is that she needs me. But you don't. You have your own community who cares for you and has your best interests in mind. You have your own goals. Your own life. I said that you were melancholic. This is still the case, but I can tell that you're tough as well. If you're the daughter of Demeter, you'll be tough. I wish I could empty a drawer in my dresser for you. It ends up hurting you. Ultimately, you're better off if I limit my contact with you. Which will be hard, since I'm your boss now. But I'll try my best to keep you safe in my own way.
All the Best
Hades.
PS How does a goddess go from being called Kore to Persephone?
Honestly, I think she puts Aphrodite to shame.
(groans) Daddy's had a very stressful day. And you! You made me glimpse her in her underthings. Under-things. Yo-You're grounded! Dog grounded! (groans) What a disaster. I don't want to have these feelings. I want to go back to last week! I wasn't "good", but at least I wasn't this confused. I can't believe she was here just a few days ago.
What I mean is I don't particularly feel like being seen in public with you today. I don't feel like being seen with you in general. Hades, all the fine suits in the world won't change the fact that you stink of death.
Why is he doing this? We both agreed that neither of us are relationship material. This is getting way out of hand. We're not even in a public relationship on fatesbook! How can he be considering marriage?! I can't be queen. It's too much pressure. I have no idea how to do that diplomatic shit. I still can't work out which one is the salad fork! I don't need Hera reminding me that I'm trash at every single family event. I know I'm trash already. How do I fix this? He just needs a strong push in the opposite direction. Just be the bitch, that's what everyone expects anyways.
I- I know I messed up with the party. Ok! It's just a lot of pressure, you know?! (sobs) This is your fault to begin with. You think I'm better than I actually am. Gods! I don't even know why I'm here! Stop it! Let me go! Stop being nice to me. (huffs) I thought we were supposed to be messed up together? And now you get to be all normal and well adjusted with her? P-Please Hades, please don't leave me behind. I don't know what we have, but I'm not ready for it to be over. Why aren't you saying anything?! Say something!
Well I for one am grateful! I don't have to spend the evening with that nymph trash.
Flattery will get you everywhere. Here. Now you can be a queen, too.
Oh, he's got blue balls because some nymph dumped his sorry ass.
It's complicated. But basically, Demeter doesn't like the way I run things, so she opted to do her duties in the Mortal Realm. Apparently, I'm "morally corrupt" whatever that means. So for the most part, she raised Persephone in the Mortal Realm. I'm surprised Demeter let her move to the city, to be honest. She's always been super protective of Persephone.
Wait, wait, wait! Is talking a sex position we haven't heard of yet?
Persephone, you can't wear that. You look like a relic.
You get out of this pervert's car right this instant!
Men are forbidden in this house.
Please explain to me how that wasn't totally awesome?!
Mermaids are, like, angels from the sea, don't you think?
Apollo! My dude. You should have just told me you needed a wingman to go prowling for gals in the mortal realm. Look! Now we match! We're going to have a blast.
Oh, stop fussing and hurry up. Serves her right for being so trusting.
Check that sassy attitude, Mr Man. You still owe me big time after that bullshit you pulled with Psyche. You want to see her, right? Yeah, I thought as much. Now help me find his car.
I need you to do something for me. The mortals are claiming there is a woman who is more beautiful than me.
Psyche? What- What is that?! How could you not trust me? I don't understand what's happening. I needed you, but I can't stand to look at you!
Ma, what the fuck are we doing? I left a perfectly good orgy for this. I thought you had an actual emergency. It's late. I'm cold. Look at this girl. She's like the personification of a friggin cinnamon roll! An adorable, pink, cinnamon roll. Why are you jealous of a cinnamon roll?! Let's just take her back to Artemis and tell her you're feeling a bit more deranged than usual.
Defensive tone. Slightly flushed. High body temp. You have a crush on Hades!
Persephone! Sweetheart, come here.
I took the doors away. Persephone, I know this may seem cruel, but it's for the best. When you're in here, no one can hurt you. No one!
Well, well, well. Finally something good!
You guys have me tied up in a warehouse and you're having a fucking heart to heart?!
Is someone there? I must be imagining things.
But he's nice to me. He has a handsome and gentle face. When we talk, I feel like he's actually listening to me. He never hits or scolds me. He says that he loves-
(gasps) Eros? You're- You're Eros?!
Sweet daughter, I have news for you. Your father has started searching out a husband for you!
You should be grateful for the opportunities your beauty affords you. You better not show your father even a hint of attitude.
Psyche, Psyche, Psyche! Practically every available suitor is chasing after our sister. And now she's betrothed to the richest merchant in the area! Father's favorite forever. But no. Nothing is good enough for her royal majesty.
Psyche, I have to be honest with you. First, this mystery man pays some creature to abduct you from your own wedding party. Then he teaches you how to read and write, which is absolutely disgraceful. And another thing, this man has convinced you to be with him? Without a marriage in place? Psyche, Psyche, Psyche, you are as stupid as you are beautiful. So gullible. You've let this- this stranger help himself to your most valuable assets!
Psyche, don't be a fool! You don't know his name! He won't even let you go outside! He doesn't love you. He's clearly some sort of evil wizard plotting to harvest your mortal soul for his dark magicks. We brought this for you. Take it just in case you come to your senses. Strike in the night while he sleeps. This is all too good to be real.
Just disgraceful.
I'd like to say a few words about the ceremony tomorrow. Although, *hic* I'm more interested in what happens after the ceremony!
You should laugh at my jokes. I paid a lot for you. I've given you all these fine clothes and jewelry. I expect gratitude.
You know the three of you are banned from this establishment, right?
Number one: Butt pinching! Number two: You poached my best dancer! And you! Number three: You still haven't reimbursed us for the broken mermaid tank.
It's good, but I think you're using too many puns for an introduction speech.
Haha! I heard you survived a brush with Hades. Amazing!
Persephone, I think we should got to work together. No, that's stupid. Perse, if you go to work with me, you won't need to pay for a train ticket. Ugh! That's even worse! Ok ok, fuck it. (pause) PERSEPHONE, I KNOW YOU HAVE WORK THIS AFTERNOON, AND I ALSO HAVE WORK THIS AFTERNOON. AND I WAS THINKING WE COULD GO TOGETHER.
So, go into your room and touch all your things? Ok, I'm going into your room to touch all your things!
You know he was only being nice so he could get in your pants, right?
Look, I work a lot of really long hours pulling the sun around the Mortal Realm. And sometimes I don't have great control over my moods. I got frustrated because you don't seem to realize that you were in a lot of danger. Hades could have kept you in the Underworld forever if he wanted to. This wouldn't have happened if I had been at the party.
Now, remember, keep this between you and me. You're my girl, ok.
Little one. (drawn out) Little one. (normally) Good morning, Aidoneus. You slept for a long time. You must be tired from your powers developing. Don't be shy, you can show me. That's it. They're beautiful. Have you thought about what you want to call those shiny rocks of yours?
Don't fight with me. Go hide. You know we cannot outrun him.
Can't we keep calling them shiny rocks?
I've been alive for 2,190 days. That's a long time.
I've been looking for you. The boy, give him to me.
Wife, you are the most lovely, but you can't distract me like that this time. You've enjoyed him for long enough, give him to me. Motherhood has made you weak, Rhea. Do you remember what Gaia said? If I let him live, he could destroy us. I've given you too much time with him as it is.
You have always been a terrible liar. "2,190 days?"
Lurking is a perverts' sport.
I made you a breakfast gin and tonic, Mommy.
I think you and Papa are just mad at each other and Hades doesn't have anything to do with it.
Sure-Sure!
Why isn't he getting out?
Ummm, your majesty.
Just ok? It seems like you had yourself a pretty good time, you big blue idiot! Look!
Was that the goddess of spring Persephone exiting your house? I've never been more disappointed! *sniffs* Hades, she's nineteen years old!
What have I told you about being discreet?! This doesn't affect you in the same way. You'll get a fucking high five at the water cooler at most. This could put Persephone's scholarship at risk.
Is that her? It sure looks like her.
Clearly she is the dark concubine of Hades. She is terrifying.
I'd like to begin this semester with a little pop quiz I cooked up last night.
Persephone, great work. But I wouldn't expect anything less from a goddess.
You look concerned. Relax. You know I can keep a secret. Don't forget to zip up your fly.
It would appear your meal ticket has wandering eyes. I don't mean to criticize, darling, but I've always been skeptical about the longevity of your "treat 'em mean, keep him keen" approach. You better get your shit together, Minthe. I would hate to see you replaced. Remember, don't go crying to him. Crying is for wives.
Hey, we have a question. Is this you?
They mean you had sex with him.
Why do you pretend to be sustained by a meek life?
I know that I can smell your ambitions as they rot at your feet.
Sorry princess, but I'm late for my meeting.
What do you mean she got to drive your car?! You won't even let me touch your car!
Hey lady! Can you move your ass out of the doorway?!
Hey boss, it's been a while.
Look at this face! He looks like her dusty ass dad!
He gave me all these signals and I thought we really had something going on.
I am not! (pauses then sobs) It should have been me!
I have proof! Facts! Doc-u-ment-ation!
I am! It's called multitasking.
I'm sorry, but I just don't think Hades is into you.
It's hard to look away when she gets like this.
B- Begone, unseen one!
Excuse me. Oh, beautiful and divine fertility goddess, please answer the prayers of a dead man?
Please, divine one, bless my son's wife with many healthy births.
The same for my daughter, I want her marriage to go well!
Thank you for joining me for the monthly meeting for the Goddesses of Eternal Maidenhood.
Take one for the team, use a cold compress. We might be able to convince him to make an ongoing donation! This could be our chance to finally get that community center built!
What did I tell you, Persephone? It's not proper for you to spend time with a gentleman without a chaperone.
Lady Demeter!
This shipment is set to arrive in the Olympus based factories next week. Everything is completely on track!
Are you my brother's girlfriend?!
Can you wake her up? I want her to see my hamster.
How are you meant to stalk your crush if you don't have an online presence?
Don't look into the camera, look out the window or something! And squish your boobs together. Amateurs everywhere, I swear.
Ampelus, could you please draw for me?
Sure thing, Thetis. Anything for you.
Yeah, I heard you, young blood.
You know, beings usually come here to find out about their future. Son of Kronos, you've always been an odd one. Why do you need this memory?
Isn't it obvious? The King has lost a valuable memory to wine. And this memory involves a young lady.
I think we could make an exception for Aidoneus.
Ah, sister. It is natural for a King to be curious about his future Queen.
Zeus would be in here everyday otherwise.
Hey, get a load of this.
Oh my gods. She looks terrible.
Oh stop, you're going to give me a big head.
I believe you are having a traumatic break! Apparently, complete darkness is preferable to facing your feelings.
Awe, look at your knotted brow. You used to make that same face when you were small. I was so jealous of Rhea when you were born. I'd never seen a child with so many worries. Adorable. I had half a mind to steal you for myself.
Can you please go Aidoneus with his bandages? Hera, I know his injuries may be frightening, but you can't avoid him forever. A war is starting soon. You need to learn to be brave.
"P-Proserpina?" The Doctor is ready for you.
So, Proserpina. What can I do for you?
This is your first visit with us, so I just need to ask you a few questions.
Alright, everybody. It's the third Monday of the month! That means everyone gets ten minutes to speak with our king about any issues they might be having. Remember if you leave the line, y'all lose your position. And there is absolutely no cutting.
Watch it!
I don't think you're crying because he was mean to you. You're upset with yourself for letting him do it.
No. You're upset with Hades. There is a difference. But this will do for my entertainment for now. Continue.
First, you send me away on some ridiculous war campaign for fucking months in the shit hole Mortal Realm! Then you threaten to punish my son! Your own grandson! Then you go and fuck my girlfriend?!
We have to do something about the parking spaces! Everyone needs to use their assigned spaces, otherwise, what's the point? If someone parks in my spot then I have to park in someone else's parking space.
I'm guessing you're not a relative. Only family can visit at this time.
Oh! Uncle Hades! It's so good to see you! How are you-
It gets better each time!
I'm so happy that you came. I missed you.
I'm so excited the king of the gods is here at my party.
Thanks again for visiting me. Everything is always so boring around here! I wish father would throw more parties. (sighs) I love parties. You know what I hate? The loom! It's so boring! I kinda want to set it on fire and to see what my father will do.
Get back here and fight me! How dare you defile my daughter in such a way.
Warning: This episode of Lore Olympus contains themes of sexual trauma that may be upsetting for some readers.
What is snarky chat? Snarky chat is an ongoing Fatesbook message conversation which is shared by Thanatos, Minthe, and Thetis. Snarky chat was established approximately eight months ago for the express purpose of talking shit about other people.
Warning: This chapter of Lore Olympus contains themes of domestic abuse, which may be upsetting for some readers.
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