Oh stop, you're going to give me a big head. 

I believe you are having a traumatic break! Apparently, complete darkness is preferable to facing your feelings.

Awe, look at your knotted brow. You used to make that same face when you were small. I was so jealous of Rhea when you were born. I'd never seen a child with so many worries. Adorable. I had half a mind to steal you for myself.