PAYMENT INFORMATION BELOW
Hi there my name is Lucas, and I was given to the dark lords of Wizards of the coast, and now I'm stuck playing DnD till the end times.
But where do you come in? Well I need a few VA's for our future projects. Ever play Dungeons and Dragons? If not no worries but I highly recommend taking a look at the concept of Chaotic Stupid. Why? See Below:
Our skits take place in a cinematic universe where basically every main character is either Chaotic Neutral or Chaotic stupid. Be it the schizophrenic Artificer with a God Complex, the monk that kidnaps people because it's the most effective way to convert them, the love struck Necromancer just trying to raise a family, and many many more. I'm in need of Voice Actors that can really bring a genuine "I don't give two shits" attitude to these characters. I also am in need of a second personality for our Artificer, so if you audition you'll be working with the current VA.
Who are we?
We are Heretical Fun House. You can find us on our two primary sites here:
https://www.tiktok.com/@hereticaltavern (Our Tik Tok where all these dumb vids are uploaded)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCypW2TiELdqodyKIAwh3i0Q (Our YouTube with skit compilations and story vids)
We make a ton of content that mostly revolves around comedic animations, podcasts, and are even making our first video game. For now though it's a bunch of DnD skits.
Our Tik Tok videos on average reach upwards of about 20,000-30,000 views and our YouTube is just now breaking the 300 view per vid count. So we're chugging along!
REQUIREMENTS
NOTE:
- Our Tik Tok video scripts are what we're primarily recruiting for and these are unpaid as it's basically thirty seconds per vid. We also have about one to two YouTube Videos every other week, these will be about 10-15$ per role for whoever is in the vid. Ultimately the roles are listed as for fun because the Tik Tok Videos will be unpaid. When we compile all the skits together for the bi-weekly BIG skit, these will be paid. It's not much so I apologize in advance and thank you for your time!
-Please note as well, these characters will curse and deal with very crude topics as they fall under the category of "Chaotic Stupid." So if you're uncomfortable with such things this is your heads up.
Please view the video provided. It doesn't need to sound EXACTLY like the current Artificer but we have a bit we're building up to where he'll have Multiple Personality Disorder. This way we can switch back and forth between Voice Actors. All in all what's important is the personality, see below:
The Artificer is a walking reminder of why we have Health and Safety and also why we ignore it. Schizophrenic, a raging God Complex, and pretty much no regard for personal safety, the Artificer is more or less a fantasy Rick Sanchez from the show Rick and Morty.
For this voice we need a high amount of energy with equal parts "I don't give a shit" attitude. Again, see video posted above for examples.
"Do I look like a man who NEEDS a reason to make our streets any more dangerous than they already are?"
[You've just been asked why the hell you need to duct tape so many knives to a robot. The reason? Who needs a reason.]
"Remember viewers, Demon Lords are a lot like slimes. Which means? (Slight Pause) That's right little Tammy, an unhealthy amount of C4 will fix the problem right up and teach the neighbors to mind their own fucking business."
[Some stupid demon dared to come in while you were bulldozing your way into hell. So you casually break the fourth wall.]
[Cleric: "Why in the hell did you think that was a good idea, I mean the house is literally gone, how by all the Gods did you THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?"] - This is another character, you do not need to voice act the cleric.))
Artificer: *Improv*
[This is very important but not needed. What we want in an Artificer is an ability to take the script and follow it, but when needed add your own flare. You don't have to do this third line but giving us an improved response to this will really help us in deciding on a character. Again, not needed but it would be awesome to see where you take this.]
Roid rage, anger, constant energy, and an inability to accept cheese is not supposed to hurt you after eating it. The Barbarian is a power house who can't keep it down and has no apology to say on it. With this line we're looking for someone that can really just make even a genuine "I love you" sound angry.
We're open to any accent and gender so go crazy with however you want it to sound.
"Isn't it just the cutest thing every?! Gah! It's so cute and fluffy I just wanna crush it in my fist like an orange!"
(In response to seeing a very fluffy and adorable animal.)
"I AM SO ABSOLUTELY PUMPED. THEY SERVED PUDDING! PUDDING! IT'S SO GREAT I JUST WANNA KILL THE FIRST THING I SEE!"
(You've been given your favorite snack. It's very delicious)
"CHEESE IS A CONFUSING CREATION I CAN'T STOP EATING. EVEN AS IT FEELS LIKE ITS TEARING MY INSIDES OUT FROM DEEP WITHIN...... Wait that's not normal?....... WHY DOES CHEESE HURT ME, AND WHY DO I STILL LOVE IT?!"
For the Necromancer we haven't decided between a more masculine or feminine voice so feel free to apply anyone! We definitely want a more Irish approach to the accent but feel free to apply with anything.
The Necromancer is a love sick puppy that just wants the cute vampire assassin to notice them, and to of course raise a family in peace. Seen as more a general nuisance to the population at large, the Necromancer will let nothing stop true love.
"Thanks again for your help. You take your eyes off the graveyard for one second to say hi to the cute Vampire and boom. Zombie invasion. If I have to hear one more mortal crying because Grandma won't stop gnawing their face, I might just feel my heart stop again."
[Defending your actions, as you only looked away from the cursed graveyard for a few minutes..... Hours maybe.]
"Look you don't understand, it was a full moon and I had massive simp energy alright? So technically it's not black magic, it's more of a really twisted love spell."
[Just got caught by the guard performing a dark arts ritual. You try to lie your way out of it.]
"Well hang on lets not completely throw away the idea of Bachelorette Undead edition, It can work for some areas..... Just definitely not at the Church's doorstep."
[You and the Warlock just raised a bunch of celebrities from the dead. Sadly you did so in front of the church and caused one hell of a panic..... And fire.]
We're hoping for something a bit my Australian or Deep Southern drawl but again, anything is accepted so please apply how you see fit.
If a Zero Impulse control could walk it would be the Warlock. Virtually every major city in this cinematic universe has banned you for one reason or another. Be it public indecency to accidentally teaching the Devil how to Tap Dance, or even training an army of literal ants how to steal cheese. If it's weird, outlandish, and probably confused the hell out of someone, you've done it. The Warlock is by no means malicious and shouldn't sound angry, we're looking for almost something like a Mable Pines from Gravity Falls approach. You are just straight vibing and causing chaos.
"How many times do I have to say this?! I have no idea what a restraining order is! So no, I have no idea how to comply officer, I barely know how to function in the wild! You think I can read?!"
[You've been banned from several cities, but really what's a restraining order to you since you can't read?]
"Ok I can break us out of here. I just need three wild hogs, a fuck ton of cocaine, and a banjo covered in grease, and why the hell do you have all that already?"
[The line needs to start semi-serious. You're getting ready to break out of a prison cart when the Artificer pulls everything you need out of his bag. So start serious and when you get to the "And why the hell do you-" part you need to sound just utterly confused.]
"I'm fairly certain the backwards insurance my Eldritch sugar daddy signed me up for doesn't include heart break or tax evasion. So as far as I'm concerned this is an oops I can only look at."
[The Rogue introduced you to one of their tax evading schemes. Sadly you touched it, now it's one fire. Oops.]
