Heretical Tavern - DnD Skits
Kyle Chapman VA for Warlock
We're hoping for something a bit my Australian or Deep Southern drawl but again, anything is accepted so please apply how you see fit.
If a Zero Impulse control could walk it would be the Warlock. Virtually every major city in this cinematic universe has banned you for one reason or another. Be it public indecency to accidentally teaching the Devil how to Tap Dance, or even training an army of literal ants how to steal cheese. If it's weird, outlandish, and probably confused the hell out of someone, you've done it. The Warlock is by no means malicious and shouldn't sound angry, we're looking for almost something like a Mable Pines from Gravity Falls approach. You are just straight vibing and causing chaos.
"How many times do I have to say this?! I have no idea what a restraining order is! So no, I have no idea how to comply officer, I barely know how to function in the wild! You think I can read?!"
[You've been banned from several cities, but really what's a restraining order to you since you can't read?]
"Ok I can break us out of here. I just need three wild hogs, a fuck ton of cocaine, and a banjo covered in grease, and why the hell do you have all that already?"
[The line needs to start semi-serious. You're getting ready to break out of a prison cart when the Artificer pulls everything you need out of his bag. So start serious and when you get to the "And why the hell do you-" part you need to sound just utterly confused.]
"I'm fairly certain the backwards insurance my Eldritch sugar daddy signed me up for doesn't include heart break or tax evasion. So as far as I'm concerned this is an oops I can only look at."
[The Rogue introduced you to one of their tax evading schemes. Sadly you touched it, now it's one fire. Oops.]
Have to admit, it sound impressive dude!
Thanks, I'm happy to try a different style too if you'd prefer. Just let me know!