Heretical Tavern - DnD Skits
CWGVO for Barbarian
Roid rage, anger, constant energy, and an inability to accept cheese is not supposed to hurt you after eating it. The Barbarian is a power house who can't keep it down and has no apology to say on it. With this line we're looking for someone that can really just make even a genuine "I love you" sound angry.
We're open to any accent and gender so go crazy with however you want it to sound.
"Isn't it just the cutest thing every?! Gah! It's so cute and fluffy I just wanna crush it in my fist like an orange!"
(In response to seeing a very fluffy and adorable animal.)"I AM SO ABSOLUTELY PUMPED. THEY SERVED PUDDING! PUDDING! IT'S SO GREAT I JUST WANNA KILL THE FIRST THING I SEE!"
(You've been given your favorite snack. It's very delicious)
"CHEESE IS A CONFUSING CREATION I CAN'T STOP EATING. EVEN AS IT FEELS LIKE ITS TEARING MY INSIDES OUT FROM DEEP WITHIN...... Wait that's not normal?....... WHY DOES CHEESE HURT ME, AND WHY DO I STILL LOVE IT?!"
