Casting Call for Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss Projects
Project Overview
Attention all fans of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss! This is a Casting Call for Characters for a bunch of mini projects, like Comic Dubs, Songs, and Re-Voicing! Please read the following requirements CAREFULLY!
-You must submit your lines by the deadline! Failure to do so will result in your role being recast
- You must work well with others! This is a team-based project!
- You must contribute ideas and suggestions!
You WILL be credited after each video and in the Description, so don't worry about that!
Leave your Discord username with your Audition so I can contact you if you're casted!
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Alastor has the voice of a Radio Announcer from the 1920s. His voice is typically upbeat and condescending at the same time. He laughs a lot. He's powerful and he knows it.
- male young adult
- radio announcer
Why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom!
It's the purest kind, my dear. Reality! True passion! After all, the world is a stage, and a stage is a world of entertainment.
Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on the picture show and I just couldn't resist. What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929, hahaha.... So many orphans.
Charlie is a shy and timid person, but she loves to sing. She has immense power, yet she doesn't like using it. She is, however, very upbeat.
- female young adult
As princess of Hell and heir to the throne I...er...hereby order that you help with this hotel...For as long as you desire!
How does it feel that I got your pen, huh?! BITCH?!
Ya know...'Cause hotels are for people passing through...temporarily.
Angel Dust has a Brooklyn Accent in a higher pitched voice. He is also very arrogant.
- male young adult
- new york (brooklyn)
Ouch! Ooh! Such an insult~ Lemme know when ya come up wit' somethin' creative to call me, ya sack o' poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said hi~.. shnookums~
No, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look...er...sad, and pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria! Great! Now, I'm bummed thinking about it! This thing have any liquor?
Too late, toots. Wait, would that make me double dead? Heh- And where exactly do I go, to double-hell!? Hahahahahaha, sorry, you're stuck with me, bitch~ Get used to it~
- male adult
Don't you "Husker" me, you son of a bitch. I was about to win the whole damn pot!
What? You think you can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?! Well, you can!
You thought it'd be some kind of big fucking riot just to pull me out of nowhere?! You think I'm some kind of fucking clown?!
Niffty is blunt with absolutely zero filter and a high pitched voice.
- female teen
Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends!
Why are you all women? Are there any men here?!
This place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch! Which is weird because you're all ladies, no offense.
Vaggie is a negative person who has no regard for anyone's feelings except Charlie. She has a deeper female voice.
- female adult
Your credibility? What about the hotel's? Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke!
Stop right there! Cabrón hijo de perra! I know your game. And I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here! You pompous, cheesy, talk show shitlord!
After that trainwreck, there is no way anyone is gonna wanna stay at the hotel! All thanks to you and your selfish bullshit!
Sir Pentious has a light British accent and speaks in an authoritative tone.
- male adult
- aristocratic british
Those other cowardly sinners dare not hinder my territorial takeover! A wise decision! The power of my machines are unmatched!
You whores have no class! In war, the side remembered is the side with the most style!
Hah! Well, well, well. Look who it is harboring the striped freak! We meet yet again, Alastor!
Cherri Bomb has a very disrespectful tone and always wants to party.
- female teen
Why don't you get that tinker toy BULLSHIT off my turf before I SMASH it!... more.
Where've you been anyway? I thought you up and died or some shit.
Glad you haven't changed! You know you're my favorite guy to party with!
Blitzo has a very arrogant tone because he thinks he's better than everyone else.
- male adult
Hi, there! I'm Blitzo! The "o" is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P! Are you a piece of shit who got yourself sent to Hell, or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?!
No. But, I'm really good with guns now. Dance, bitch!
Look, I'm sorry, Fizz... I am so sorry you got so hurt... I'm sorry for what you lost, and I... I KNOW I Can never make that right. But you have no idea what I lost in that fire... I mean it's... it's all my fault. I'd hate me too.
Moxxie is an intellectual who is just trying to get by and do what he loves.
- male adult
A human called me a possum. I am NOT a possum!
You know, more battles were won by technological advances in warfare. I’ve researched the history of weaponry extensively. And it’s inspiring how… for example, the progression of guns utilizing angelic technology has changed the landscape of Hell’s combative… I mean… (says in deep voice) war fun.
I said I'm not doing it, sir! I've spent my whole life being afraid of you, but I'm not letting you take the only good thing I've ever had so you can keep your fragile sense of control over everything. Millie is a good woman, a better woman than I deserve and nothing scares me more than hurting her, not even you. I'm leaving, Dad, and if you or Herpes the Clown over here try and stop me, you'll learn first hand just how good I've gotten at my job.
Millie has a thick Southern Accent and usually speaks in a upbeat tone.
- general american southern
- female teen
Moxxie, I'm fiiiine! I got worse than this during the flower toss at my brother's wedding. But I caught that fucking bouquet, and it was fucking worth it! You just have to get out there, and fuck up that brownnosin' cocksucker for me!
Maybe he wouldn't "ignore his family" if they didn't force him to rub elbows with a no-good, shark-toothed FUCK FACE!
Oh, no! Freelance isn’t free! It's a-- Never mind. We’re just visiting for the festival. The prince is our boss’ BOOOOOOYYYYYYFRIIIEEENDDD~~
Striker has a thick Southern Accent and a condescending tone.
- male adult
- general american southern
Blitzo, c'mon. You know the two of us are superior than most of our kind. And you were so above sucking on a disgusting rich pompous Goetia only to sneak top side for scraps and work for bitter Sinners who could care less who you are, when you could be slaying Overlords.
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I'M TRYING TO DO MY FUCKING JOB! YOU COMIN' IN HERE SINGING ABOUT ME FOR THE MILLONTHN FUCKING TIME!!! LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE YOU FREAKS!!!
Would you two shut the fuck up already? Bicker like a couple of teen skanks... As far as I'm concerned, you two are BOTH embarrassment to our kind for meddlin' with blue-bloods to begin with. But at least loud mouth here has the sense to only fuck his rich bitch instead of bein' a little purse dog.
Loona has an attitude and always talks like she doesn't care.
- female teen
Hey, you don't know they're innocent! This kid probably sets dogs on fire. Maybe THIS girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online, and THIS guy… This guy DEFINITELY watches.
Sometimes... sometimes it's not as simple as that. This kind of shit gets messy, and everybody's got issues, especially dads. And sometimes they fuck up -- well, all the time. But, that doesn't mean they don't care.
Blitzo was using a total of zero euphemisms, innuendos, or swears that means it was serious, which means I don't open it until-
- male adult
- aristocratic british
Greetings tiny Wrath Ring imps, I hereby welcome you to another year of celebrating the spoils of your labor that continue to feed the citizens of Hell! I'm happy to kick off the start of these games that will challenge the toughest imps to show their skill and dominance, good luck to you all! Especially that sexy little one there, yoo-hoo Blitzy~!
In the great expanse of the nether there exists boundless amounts of magnificent phenomenon the great brilliance of an exploding star, the nimble dance of space dust through a nebula but once every one thousand years our corner of reality is treated to an incredible sight from the deep eldritch recesses of the cosmos the tears of a forgotten colossus begin to fall. Tears made of the hopes and dreams of every living thing that never came to be. Condensed and sent shooting across the night sky in a dazzling final display. What appears to mortal beings as a meteor shower we can see for what it is: Azathoth's Tears.
I just... You see... This imp has a business he runs. He needs to access the mortal realm to carry out his work. I know your demons are some of the only ones who can traverse freely, and legally. I was wondering if you could assist me in finding a way he could too?
Verosika has an aura of entitlement and thinks she's better than everyone else.
- female young adult
Actually prick, it has my name on it. I'm doing a bit of freelancing for one of the infinitely more successful companies of the building and they want and they want me come in this week to lead their team during spring break.
Aw, you mad, Blitzo? You gonna run off leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room? Steal their car and run three rings to wrath and max my credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!
All right, Spring Breakers. Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some bitchin' bad choices?!
Fizzarolli has an always upbeat voice that's a bit raspy, but barely identifiable.
- male young adult
But, as everyone's warming up, I got a funny one for y'all: Did any of you hear about the bat-shittery that happened at Loo Loo Land? Ha ha ha! Oh, yeah Oh, wow. I'll tell you what: I'd sure love to shake the hand of the crazy son of a bitch who decided to burn down that off brand shithole and then slap a fat subpoena in it, 'cause I am VERY MUCH looking to sue! That robo-me made us more money entertaining those kids than the ones we sell to get you freaks off, if you know what I mean.
An accident? Are you kidding me? You always had it out for me, 'cus people liked me better. You wanted me gone because you were jealous - just wanting the spotlight. I looked up to you, I thought you were my best friend! You ruined my life! And, then you just left me… I lost so much because of you. And, you selfish piece of shit, you didn't even care!
You're with me because of who I am at my best! I'm barely worthy of working with a King of Sin cuz' THIS IS WHO I AM! Without all this, I'm just nothing, and Mammon made me this. I owe it all to him.
Asmodeus has a deeper masculine voice and is a smooth talker.
- male adult
Oh! Hmm, Stolas, my heart bleeds for you! But my partner- uh, business partner, Fizzarolli, HATES your imp guy. Blitzo, right? Yeah. HAAATES.
Mammon can eat my ass. In a bad way. Fizz, I've known that guy since the start of Hell. And HE. FUCKING. SUCKS. Always has! He doesn't even do clown shit anymore.
Fizz, Mammon didn't do shit. You already were this. You'd be this no matter what! You are the most inspiring demon I have ever known and meeting you was the best thing that ever happened to me. I adore your inventiveness, your attitude, your resilence. And you're just the cutest little thing alive! Also, you are a waaaaay better performer than Mammon ever was, and thaaat's just facts.
Beelzebub, or "Queen Bee" has a very high opinion of herself and talks like a diva.
- female teen
I would have thrown a bigger one, but I couldn't convince Belphegor to let me break into her stash of party drugs. SO fucking lame. I mean, I usually just steal them but Belle changed the locks. She says I'm a total 'jackass' for trying but hey, I'm proud to be a total jackass!
Well, fuck me! That's a first, I haven't had a first in a while. That was magical, seriously, impressive. I tip my crown to you, imp boy. Respect.
Look, honey. I see people having fun and getting fucked up all the time. But, he’s getting wasted off his ass and causing problems on purpose. So, I feel like, you should check up on him at least.
Mammon talks with an Australian Accent and in a Showman's tone.
- male adult
- australian
It's me, Mammon! And I'm here to announce the amazing new brand: Fizzie!! We got a Fizzie for every occasion! We got fluffy, toy Fizzie, fireman Fizzie, therapist Fizzie, wait in line for you Fizzie, doctor Fizzie: beeps every time it senses cancer! Fat Fizzie, skinny Fizzie, so many Fizzies! And if you wanna fuck 'em, you can! We got Fizzies for the kids, Fizzies for the teens, and Fizzies for you sick, fucking degenerate adults! We got 'em all! All based on my new face, Fizzieee!
Goooood, cause, you know, I saw your competition, and it's pretty stiff, right? You are gonna have to try extra hard like- fixin' that posture. Not gonna lie, you're looking a bit chungo, yeah? Maybe lose a few so we don't gotta make any more adjustments to the Fizzies. People like 'em skinny as FUCK.
Aaaw, come on Fizzie my boy. Don't you wanna do this for your fans? Listen to them, they're dying to meet you! Dying to see your little Fizzie face! You gotta make a good impression, mate. The better the impression, the more they'll want a piece of you they can take home and fuck! Don't you want that, Fizzie? To be fucked?!
- female teen
- aristocratic british
This song is called "My World Is Burning Down Around Me". It's by Fuck You Dad. It's a band.
I can't believe I was so stupid! I spent all day looking for a place where I can see some... dumb meteor shower and all I get is... this.
He couldn't be bothered to keep his promise, and now he can't be bothered to come and get me himself. He'd rather spend his time just screaming at my mum. Why does he hate her more than he loves me?
- aristocratic british
- female adult
You are a goddamn embarrassment! I'm not spending another moment looking at pathetic IMP SUCKING FACE!
It better not. I want this cheating prick dead. I don't care who you have to go through, MAKE IT HAPPEN!
Agh! Well, what do you propose we do? He won't leave me anything willingly. He hates me almost as much as I hate him.
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