I would have thrown a bigger one, but I couldn't convince Belphegor to let me break into her stash of party drugs. SO fucking lame. I mean, I usually just steal them but Belle changed the locks. She says I'm a total 'jackass' for trying but hey, I'm proud to be a total jackass!

Well, fuck me! That's a first, I haven't had a first in a while. That was magical, seriously, impressive. I tip my crown to you, imp boy. Respect.

Look, honey. I see people having fun and getting fucked up all the time. But, he’s getting wasted off his ass and causing problems on purpose. So, I feel like, you should check up on him at least.