Ouch! Ooh! Such an insult~ Lemme know when ya come up wit' somethin' creative to call me, ya sack o' poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said hi~.. shnookums~

No, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look...er...sad, and pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria! Great! Now, I'm bummed thinking about it! This thing have any liquor?

Too late, toots. Wait, would that make me double dead? Heh- And where exactly do I go, to double-hell!? Hahahahahaha, sorry, you're stuck with me, bitch~ Get used to it~