This is for an upcoming comedy audio drama based in the modern day but has elements of absurdity and surrealism.
The mall manager is an ambitious madman with go fever, chief of security is a composed and reasonable but tired of life deadpan man with cunning wit, and head of janitorial staff makes the dumbest person alive seem like a mensa candidate.
This project has just entered the writing stage and is the third project in line to be produced by my production company, recording will start by spring 2027, so we have some time.
Out of 16 submissions only 3 of you actually posted what was asked.
For some reason most of you just posted portfolios and links to projects that had nothing to do with this audition.
Someone even just posted a link to a top 100 final fantasy songs video on youtube.
People are weird...
Anyway, I'll analyse and properly review the 3 genuine submissions and give them feedback in the dms.
All right, deadline day is here, I'm going to go through your submissions and ruthlessly judge and nit-pick every joke.
I'll get on it as soon as I'm done with theatre stuff today.
Stay tuned legends.
-Bayne-
It is soon the 15th and I'm looking forward to going through your submissions. I have deliberately not looked at them yet, partially to give myself a fresh impression on read day and partially because I've been busy with other stuff, currently I'm working at a cosplay con which will be done today. Then after a few rest days I'll be settling down to read your submissions. I'm super stoked to find an addition or two to our team of writers.
Writer
Write comedy radio ads from big and small business in a fictional modern mall. 50 to 100 words per ad.
You can't use real life brand or company names but you can parody them. Or just make your own.
NO AI!
*Say something you think would fit*
Writer
Write comedic telephone conversations between two (or more) people working in separate businesses in a modern day mall.
You can't use real life brand or company names but you can parody them. Or just make your own.
NO AI!
*Say something you think would fit*
