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Project Overview
When two friends get in trouble with their boss they're forced to perform a task for the dreaded Cos Rats, a girl gang who rule the store with an iron fist. Will they make it out unscathed, or be subjected to the cruel punishments only someone who watches Youtube Beauty Gurus can think of.
Hey everyone! This is just a fun little short, I whipped up to help with some writers block I had. Thought it'd be fun to put together. Since this is kind of just a "for fun" project, it will be unpaid so if you're just looking for more material for your reel or just wanna create something awesome, this is the spot for you!
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AUDITION REQUIREMENTS
1. Please save us both the time and have good recording equipment! No Background Noise, Room Tone, Reverb PLEASE!!
2. This is an animated cartoon that we're looking to develop further. That being said, these characters are High Energy and fun! Please remember you're gonna be voicing a cartoon so keep it expressive!
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Marf is that lovable best friend everyone wishes they had. He's up for some trouble for time to time, but don't let his mischievous side fool ya, at the end of the day he's got a heart of gold.
Dude, you gotta hide!
Also, can you untie us? Corporate told you, you had to stop doing this.
Thank god. Well, we should probably start doing some work before Francine catches us, remember last time she caught us goofing off?
Francine is the Assistant Manager and she means business! Do NOT mess with her, trust me! Props to anyone who can do a Tommy Wiseau impression because that is exactly how I want her voice to sound lol Guy or Girl can audition for this role.
(Sarcastic) Ha-Ha how clever! You're a real Jerry Seinfeld! (Serious) NO. I have something much better in mind...Oh ladies!
So you two think bullying is funny, eh?
Travis! Marf! Office, now!
Everyone hates Logan. He's a whiny Man Child who is like 22 but still act's like a 15 year old. Try to be extra whiny and annoying in your delivery
(Whining)
C'mon, Bulbaplex! Use Hydro-Blaaast!
Ugghhhh! You guys make me do everythiiiiing. It's not faaaaairrr-
*Screeching because something didn't go his way*
Leader of the Girl Gang, Cos Rats. She's the toughest chick in the store and you BETTER not cross her or else you'll end up on the wrong side of a knuckle sandwich.
No problemo Fran. Heard there were two bad eggs that need to be cracked.
Oh no it wont. You see me and the girls only have 30 minutes for lunch. Which means we only have 30 minutes to run to the parking lot, bum cigarettes from my driver's ed teacher, have him take us to Taco Bell and come back here, and I swear to GOD if I'm not eating a cheesy gordita crunch in front of pristine lipstick pyramid in half an hour, It'll be your head. Got that?
Sic 'em, Ladies.
Crazy old homeless man who pesters Travis, also thinks Travis is a girl for some reason.
Eh, cool your jets there little girl, I need to make a return.
Don't get fresh with me! Just give me my money!
Wait! I got another return!
Beverly is the epitome of a southern belle...although instead of attending balls, she works at a grocery store. She's a sweet girl with a heart of gold, but let's face it....she's kinda naive. Talks with a southern accent, very Gone With the Wind.
Catfish? Oh, I love Catfish! My Pa used to fry it in this batter that would knock the sandals off Moses!
(When asked if she knows how to edit video) What's edit?
He googled it while you were in the bathroom.
Store Manager. He's a bit narcissistic and materialistic, but you know deep down he really cares. He tries really hard to appeal to his workers.
Looking Good, Gang!
Look, that all sounds fun, but I don't think this group is cut out for the wilderness. Travis cried for thirty minutes last week because a broken container of milk spilled on him.
Alright, that's what I'm talking about! Hey Rebecca, take off those headphones and join us!
Nick is that cool, albeit a little dumb, guy. He's the type of guy to say things like "Gucci" when he means Cool or "Real one!" when you do him a favor. This is the type of kid who knows every vine and quotes them daily. He's Hispanic American so looking to cast a Hispanic VA.
Francine, has it ever occurred to you that this guy isn't who he says he is?
No. I'm not doing this, she's f!@#ing crazy! Look what she did to my neck!
We should've just went with my original idea and made FIFA reaction videos!
The District Manager, he's a suave, cool, and attractive guy, The type of guy who cares more about his car then his family. African American, so please African American VA's only.
How's my favorite store-What the hell!?
(after being hit on) You, disgust me. And if this is a family well, someone better call Dr. Phil because I have found the subjects for his next after school special.
Nope! Three days in the wilderness where you and your team are forced to rely on each other to survive. I like to call it 'Teamwork Makes the Dream Work' No one copy that. I'm still trying to pitch it to corporate.
Secretary of a Record Label. Recognizes one of our characters over the phone and humiliates him.
Young Money Entertainment, this is Susan speaking how can I help you?
Oh my god, wait! Your voice sounds so familiar....Holy sh!t, is this Lil J Bomb?
(Laughing)
Hold on a sec. Sheila, Get over here! I have Lil J Bomb on the phone! Yeah, the one who rapped about his struggles with sleep apnea!
Also a Secretary of a Record Label. Recognizes one of our characters over the phone and humiliates him.
(Laughing) Oh, oh please can you do that one line for us!? Oh god what was it? Oh! "Sippin' on that lean, with my CPAP machine"
Looking for someone who can storyboard this short. It's unpaid so this is perfect for someone just starting out or looking to expand their body of work. Please recognize this is unpaid and don't audition unless you're okay with that!
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My Dog!
Excuse me?
My Hero, you saved my baby!
Someone whose good at Sound mixing and wants to add a project to their reel. Please recognize this is unpaid and don't audition unless you're okay with that!
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Someone whose starting out in animation or just wants to get some more work on their reel. Please recognize this is unpaid and don't audition unless you're okay with that!
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