Hello everyone!
This is now updated for the search of a new voice of Carter. I have reopened the role so feel free to send in an audition
We have released season 1 in its entirety so feel free to check that out
If you want to be apart of season 2 make sure to contact me
The podcast includes LGBT+ themes meaning a canon gay pairing and a few non binary characters
The show will be recorded to make the audience feel like they are listening to tapes left by the characters.
Short description of the premise:
With season 1 of tobf coming to an end we, unfortunately, have had to say goodbye to our voice of Carter.
We are now searching for a new actor to take on his part for season two coming this spring
When auditioning leave your discord in the comments so we can reach you!
Voice Actor
Carter gets frustrated easily and pretends not to care but has a lot of emotions buried in him. Swears whenever he feels like it. A good guy at heart but struggles to express it.
At the end of season 1 he was left with Theo his childhood best friend and love so now he's going through a lot of grief
This is ridiculous. Getting demoted to campus assistant over a small joke. Make oneeee jab at the offices terrible Christmas decor and you get trapped looking after whiny Tales teens who think they are all high and mighty gods destined for greatness.
Fireballs?? I see she hasn't lost her classy charm. *a small gasp* WAIT- You better tell me you saved my limited edition Merlin scroll! It was signed!
That was forever ago! Come ooon they froze a guy in December the joke was right there. They're just sensitive stuck-ups who cant take a break for even a laugh. You'd think after so long it would stop being a "touchy" subject. It was hilarious! Even got a chuckle out of you
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Peter is very traumatized from his experience so lost a lot of confidence in himself. Tends to ramble. Has a lot of hidden sadness that he is trying to deal with.
With the chosen script bit -really make me believe Peter is actually exhausted,cold and hungry in a cell where he been for quite a while already.
He needs the energy of a guy who’s escaped situations with a laugh and a wink but will also sometimes talk at high speeds and realize no one can tell what he’s saying and thus get sheepish and defeated. His brain is jumbled from his experiences so a lot of thoughts run by fast.
Hellooo? Anyone there? I'm getting hungry in here! Remember me?? The guy you dragged from his home and trapped for these stupid tests?? Yeah uh, your subject feels hunger! Like..a lot of it. *silence for a bit* JUST THOUGHT ID REMIND YOU! I would also very much like to know when I'm getting back to the lost boys. They quite literally lose their minds when I'm not keeping an eye on them. Hah get it ..lose... One time the twins actually got lost for like a week when I was away. Which is real ironic with..lost boys..and all *awkward pained chuckle* aaand I'm rambling. Great. Way to go Peter. Embarrass yourself to the emptiness of your beautiful cell why don't you. I'll get out of here yknow. I've been captured by pirates a lot more than you can imagine! Not that I'm easy to catch I just mean I have had practice so watch out!Once I figure out an escape plan it'll be all over for you assholes! Just you wait! ..just..you wait...
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Theo is calmer and held back though he can be very sarcastic. Doesn't think about his own emotions often just lets life pass by.
You laughed at how that Peter kid was frozen just in time for Christmas and then proceeded to call him a terrible Christmas tree whenever we walked by for 12 goddamn years.
It's your own fault. You always take your jokes too far Carter. They would've let it slip if you hadn't tried to put ornaments on him this year to push your point across. After that they took a closer look at your file and all your other stupid shit came to light *sigh* But hey look on the bright side you now get to be a mediocre chess piece in their grand new scheme. Beats being security for over a decade. Now that headquarters forced the boss to unfreeze her subject for "a greater purpose" she's been pissier than usual. Yesterday she took away 2185s lunch breaks because they brought her the wrong temperature coffee. Not to mention she's been throwing fireballs at your desk ever since you left. She hates that your punishment lets you be more involved in..whatever the new school plan is. Trust me. You're much safer with egotistical teens.
As important as Links ridiculous life making sense is to me. Believe it or not, I'm doing actual work. So go and do your job smartass. You can call me back when your world starts to crumble at the all-powerful hands of kids.
Voice Actor
Very casual attitude for a high sorcerer. Knows they're powerful but doesn't get cocky. Adores ABBA.
*Humming ABBAs dancing queen* Yooouu can danceee, you can jiveee~ Having the time of your lifee~ See that gi- * singing stops and they cough* I..left the recording on. Right. Headquarters is gonna have blast listening to this one. OK to whoever ends up going over this report..This stays between us, buddy. Tell no one. If you- Hold that thought..Something is wrong . Sector NE7? What's up with Neverland this time.. No no NO! This cant be he cant-
I really don't have time for this formal crap. You need to tell Headquarters things are falling apart. My protection spell is detecting high-powered explosions. Which in case you weren't scared enough are full of uncontrolled magic. I can not even try to guess what coming to contact with such raw power could do to a person and I don't intend to be around to find out.
Whether you know my name or not isn't gonna matter if we explode. Drop the script I can tell you're not an idiot. You understand I'm serious so stop acting like a mindless office drone and help me!
If you have that attitude then of course you cant. Live by the wise words of ABBA "Take your time make it slow. Just let the feeling grow" Ok now that I think about it that song is a terrible example and not even slightly the point but you get what I mean. I'm right here. It'll all be ok. On three.
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Strict, confident, speaks fairly formal.
Anomaly clearance log nr 548. Senior Apprentice ID 2816. December 20th, 2001, 4:45 pm. The residue of the fog keeping Tales in their respective loops has proved impressively resilient. Since we have had more time than expected we now believe to have enough intel to move forward with project Beatus Fatum. Current subject P. is no longer necessary for the next phase and would only impose a threat to its success. Thus I have decided to request the SIF for permission to cryogenically freeze the subject. The purpose of my request is to put him out of commission yet have his brain activity available in full capacity if we ever need more information. I am well aware the spell used to achieve such a semi-permanent state is highly complicated and will require quite a big sum of our power resource but I believe it is our most promising option
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Has a good voice for stories. Fairly calm unless they really snap. Misses their mother dearly but is also often weighed down by how much her reputation affects them. Their mother is so loved they feel as they are not living up to the hype.
When telling Peter "I hope you realize how crazy all of that sounds" they experience a sort of hidden fear since even if he is telling the truth, they don't think they are ready for an adventure like their mother just yet.
They enjoy reading to the younger ones however sometimes they feel trapped as if they'll never live up to their mom yet have to do this because it's all they are good for.
I hope you realize how crazy all of that sounds.
You want me to help you go against a whole organization? That's quite the request to make from someone whose name you don't even know. *chuckles* It's Taylor Darling by the way. And you Mr not stalker are?
I suppose she was yeah. She's also a magnificent storyteller. She could make you believe anything just by looking so invested in what she was saying.
You seem genuine enough. Plus guess I gotta live up to Mom's adventurous spirit you seem to have heard so much about so ill see you down in the halls in an hour? I need to go help put the younger Tales to bed. Reading them bedtime stories always helps.
I sure hope so since it's your plan *chuckles* See you in a bit, Leo.
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More monotone/sadder tone voice. Very new to dealing with living people. Speaks fairly formal because he's not used to socializing. Son of Hades.
Yes, I understand Father. I would do anything you requested. I shall attem-*yelps*
uh right..Yes father I am still present. Just experienced my first living human interaction. Mixed emotions about it since it was slightly painful to be pushed down unexpectedly but his friend did apologize. Though then the nicer guy in the patchy suspenders poked my nose which was..odd. Dead people were so much easier to deal with. *sigh*
Sure um, go right ahead. I will attempt to make this quick. This is one of my father's artifact rings. He made it for my mother so she could always come to him. It will take you to the person you whisper the name of but you need to genuinely wish to be by their side and have no ill intent. Father made it like that so no one could use it against him to betray him.
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Eccentric and easily excitable. Will do random things unexpectedly like a handstand so try to express his wild attitude in the voice.
Oh, butternuts! Are you ok? I'm real sorry about princey over there. He forgets other people exist sometimes.
I gotta skedaddle before he threatens to take someone's head off again but hey nice meeting you little dark one.
Heyy Queenie what's rustling your red feathers this fine morning. You pushed that poor kid pretty bad for no reason. There was plenty of road to scoot past without having to bulldoze him.
Aaaand he's not listening to me again. Could be saying anything and you'd never know. Cats are better than dogs. I ate the last muffins. beep boop toot toot. Your suit is kinda ugly. I've been in love with you since our first tea party.
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A free spirit, uses pirate terms, knows what he wants in life and no one can stop him, kind-hearted and fun-loving
Is eavesdropping a hobby you indulge in often?
Kind of uncomfortable when someone is there without your knowledge huh.
It does sound awesome huh. *sigh* Wish that was what we actually got to do though. All we do is stalk some poor kid and try to kill him. Dad refuses to move till he's dead so we're kinda just stuck by the same island for ages. Which sucksssss.
Oh yeah, I'm absolutely not. That stuff just isn't my thing. I'd much rather be discovering what the world has to offer. Feel the sea breeze on my skin as I scream into the vast emptiness of the sea. Find treasures beyond measure...All that cool stuff you know. My sister is the one determined to follow through with Dad's wishes. I never really cared what that grump wanted but Riley will absolutely get herself killed if I left her alone and went off sailing
Raging lunatic on a powertrip? Yep, that's my twin sister Riley. She's a charmer, isn't she?
You're wired a little tight huh? Might wanna ease the sails there a little bit or the halyard might snap and then your ships all sorts of stranded. *soft laugh* Now that would be cause for panic.
Over the years? You sound like a little old man talking like that. Pretty sure we're both students at a high school matey.
You're gonna have to speak up matey. Riley and I only recently got off of a pirate ship filled with very loud drunk sailors. So my hearing is sort of settling to the..calmer tones.
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Cocky, Knows she's better than you and will absolutely show it, Not afraid to challenge you if you anger her. Finds joy in others misery
*mocking tone* My my, that was quite the show. You must have a lot of pent-up anger to be screaming this much over a phone call. Or maybeee it's something much more intense than rage. Hah. I never knew this thing worked long distance. How strange. Wonder if the cause is having one side of the call with me. Oooor perhaps your...emotions for the other person are just that deeply buried and I just dug em out bigger than ever. Which would be so incredibly tragic. *chuckles* Either way. You helped me learn something new today which was oh so kind of you.
*Chuckles* You did not just say what I think you said. Don't you dare try to ignore me! *breathes in* Deep breaths, Riley. Just like father said. Us Hooks don't attack unless provoked. *voice turns angry* Oh but that little vermin definitely provoked me! I will destroy you!
Oh no no no sweetheart. That's no way to talk to a captain. Don't think your staff robe will stop me from crushing you like the little bug that you are.
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Your average spoiled prince. Inherited rage from his mother the Red Queen.
Out of my way peasant. Can you not see I'm walking here *scoff*
Chop chop Lucas we don't have all day! Stop mingling with people lower than us and help me find my mansion!
I will no- Where do you think you're going?? You're supposed to be helping me! Unbelievable..the manners of that supposed staff member are wretched.
Can you believe the audacity of these people?! All they're giving me is a single room! I've never been more humiliated. (speaking in the back of Lucas's line "They had a staff shirt. God people cant do their jobs these days so hard to find good help. I'm the son of the red queen for God's sake. If I was back home he would've been beheaded already. Wonderland would never dare. The sheer attitude. unbelievable. I deserve respect.)
What? Were you saying something Lukey?
