Oh, butternuts! Are you ok? I'm real sorry about princey over there. He forgets other people exist sometimes.
I gotta skedaddle before he threatens to take someone's head off again but hey nice meeting you little dark one.

Heyy Queenie what's rustling your red feathers this fine morning. You pushed that poor kid pretty bad for no reason. There was plenty of road to scoot past without having to bulldoze him.

Aaaand he's not listening to me again. Could be saying anything and you'd never know. Cats are better than dogs. I ate the last muffins. beep boop toot toot. Your suit is kinda ugly. I've been in love with you since our first tea party.