Rhombazoid

Project Overview

Set in a far off alien galaxy, The Adventures of Rhombazoid tells the story of the titular character Rhombazoid, and his robot companion Medusa, as they travel the galaxy in search of problems to solve, villains to fight, and danger to get into. 

This is going to be a nine episode series of animated cartoons. If people like it, I'll probably make another season, so only audition for the important roles if you are willing to come back for more. It'll probably only be 3 seasons tops, but still keep that in mind. 

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Rhombazoid
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: SlimSamVO

A 20 year old alien with dreams of being a galactic hero. He is not the sharpest tool in the shed, but has good intentions. there is a total of 472 lines with this character. In addition, as previously mentioned, this may be a series so ONLY AUDITION IF YOU'RE WILLING TO COME BACK. 

  • Whew… that was close… I mean, I lost a significant amount of blood, and I think I’m missing a liver or something.. But we did it! 

  • A distress signal? Perfect! Set a course there. We’ve got some hero’ing to do! 

  • *Just scream a couple curse words or phrases. I need to know that you can shout when the scene requires it*

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Medusa
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: Val Held

Medusa is a robot head that Rhombazoid found lying around in some cave. She's dragged out on all of Rhombazoid's adventures, and is vocal about her disdain for whatever situation she finds herself in.

  • Well that was a fantastic waste of time.

  • Gee Rhombazoid, sounds like going out into the desert with nothing but MUG rootbeer was a bad idea.

  • Judging by how cliche this adventure’s been, I’m guessing this is the part where he tries to kill us.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
PAUL
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: xander

An incredibly glitchy AI built into Rhombazoid's spaceship. Being a more basic form of AI, it lacks any situational awareness, and will state things in a very matter of fact kind of way.

  • According to my incredibly outdated 2006 GPS, we’re on Guava-9. 

  • We’ll be crash landing on a planet in less than 2 seconds.

  • I didn't quite get that

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Billy
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: TheLordOfLAMPS

Billy is an eye monster trying to overthrow a monarchy. He's a superstitious narcissist. 

  • I can’t have him listening in on us… He sees everything around here…

  • Ya know what this is?! Selfish! All I wanted was to assassinate an omniscient god king and replace Eyetopia’s monarchy with a form of Hivemind Collectivism, BUT THAT’S TOO MUCH TO ASK I GUESS. 

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Garguccious
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: Jose Quiceno

A Giant Sauron style eye monster. An evil monarch with the ability to see everything. 

  •  I SEE YOU.

  • If it is death you seek, you shan't be disappointed 

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Sir Isaac Pollex
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: DevilFoodCake

A famous hollywood celebrity who's wife gets kidnapped. He speaks in broken british stereotype language, and is a generally aloof character. 

  • Hey man! THAT’S MY WHORE!

  • Righteous. You hear that guys? This bloody legend is gone get me hoe back!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Green Slave
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Unpaid

The Incredibly Buff servant of The Groom. Tries to Kill Rhombazoid. Whatever voice you wanna do is fine. 

  • Ah, a Beretta. I’ve only seen props for such a weapon.

  • Well It’s a good thing I remembered to bring my baseball bat with nails. 

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
The Bride
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Unpaid

Isaac's stolen bride. She's basically the female version of Isaac, with the same broken british speak. 

  • Bitch, wut the fuck’re you talken bout? 

  • Oh my god! Babe that was so hot babe! 

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
The Groom
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: Mart

The Groom is an incredibly handsome model who kidnaps brides right before their weddings. He doesn't talk in any evil manner, it's just kind of what he does. 

  • What’s up? I'm The Groom. This is my wedding. That’s my bride. 

  • Listen, I don't want any trouble. I'm just trying to get married.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Hextor
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: DevilFoodCake

A Psychotic Scientist who can create duplicates of himself whenever he wants. He uses this power to spread chaos across the galaxy, and will gladly tear apart entire planets if it means getting a fat paycheck. 

  • Kill you?! Please, we’re business men, not murderers. Well, except for Hextor number 32. He’s a fucking maniac. 

  • Ah, don’t forget my boys! These are my boys. Hextor, Hextor, Hextor, Hextor, Hextor, Hextor, and Hextor. Say Hi boys!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Cob
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: vibripple

A mechanic stuck on a barren desert planet. She's very calm through most situations, capable of keeping her cool even after being thrown through windows and during shootouts. 

  • I think it’s best if I wait outside. Don’t think getting thrown out of windows is good for my vitals.

  •  I see your hand is missing.... bummer.

  • Duct Tape, do your thing. 

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Texas Red
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: Rob Held

Texas Red is the leader of a gang of outlaws. He's a man of few words, but when he does talk it's in a course, gruff voice. As if he's spent 12 years eating nothing but sandpaper.

  • YOUR LIFE AIN’T WORTH A DAMN.

  • NUFF GAB. LET'S FIGHT.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Denny
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Unpaid

Texas Red's righthand man. A well spoken bandit, to contrast the gruff demeanor of his master. 

  • Texas Red has provided you with food, shelter, and A&W rootbeer. All in exchange for being one of his many assless chap providers. So please explain to Red here… where the assless chaps are.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Chedder Basterd
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Unpaid

Chedder Basterd's just some desert bandit. Just wants some assless chaps. 

  • That bitch behind you wouldn’t sell me any assless leather chaps.

  • Chedder Basterd always gets his assless leather chaps.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Alow
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Unpaid

Alow is an invasive species of sentient plant that took over a small settlement in the far reaches of space. She finds the suffrage of other people entertaining, and mind controls people into reenacting episodes from her favorite tv shows. In other words, she's a bitch.  

  • LOOOOOOOOORRREEEEEM.

  • I just wanted to remind you that the only reason you’re still alive is cuz the tragedy of your plight entertains me

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Lorem Ipsum
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Unpaid

Lorem is the only survivor of Alow's attack on his settlement. He contacts Rhombazoid to get him to help save his planet, and tries his best to fight off the plant monster.

  •  *gasping for air* THERE IS NO GOD! THERE IS NO GOD!

  • It started small… as most things do. a couple people’d go missing. Maybe some kids would go crazy and start eating dirt. 2 years later, and now all the water is code red mountain dew. 

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Mr. Robinson
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: Brendan99

Mr. Robinson is an old man who is currently melting. Pretty much all there is to say on the matter.

  • *loud heart attack grunt*

  • (To Rhombazoid and Medusa) Oh hello. You must be the genies I ordered!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Vante
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: Fiona Lynn Cook Official

Vante is the host of The Blood Race. A deadly competition that's incredibly metal to the point of being impractical. Vante is far tamer compared to her co-host. 

  • Well the weather is a nice and scolding 400 degrees, the perfect day for a Blood Race. I’m Vante and this is my co host Neopitus. 

  • Just sign this. You don’t need a pen. Just slit your wrist over the contract. It’s standard practice.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Neopitus
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: Paul Moran VO

Neopitus is Vante's Co-host for The Blood Race. He shouts everything he says. 

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS UP BROTHERS. WE GOT A REAL BOUNTEOUS MOTHERFUCKING CONGREGATION HERE TODAY. 

  • I JUST SHIT MY PANTS. 

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Flimjar Shnoop Shnoop
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Unpaid

Just some weird alien racer. Set up to be the villain, but actually turns out to be pretty cool.

  • Flimjar Shnoop Shnoop. Ten time world champion. 

  • Anyway, yeah, planning on making some… BIG NUMBERS today. Good luck out there.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Moth Ryan
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: Big Boy Buff Boy

A giant moth with crippling gambling debts. Rhombazoid is hired to protect him from the mob. Probably the worst character in the show.

  • Ah, just one minute… I’m currently going into labor. HRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

  • Moth Ryan, at your service. Or more accurately, you at my service. Assuming that you are the bodyguards I hired… and not some hitmen sent to kill me. 

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Flamingo
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: Reese Nodes

Flamingo is an assassin hired to kill Moth Ryan. She's got a very sarcastic demeanor, and doesn't take her job too seriously. Getting more enjoyment out of just messing with Rhombazoid instead of outright killing him. 

  • (after being asked where Ryan is) In the trunk of my car. Why?

  • Check out this car freshener! It’s chloroform scented! 

  • I was just gonna let you go… but now… I’m sending you straight to the trunk of my car. 

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