Objectively the Worst
Project Overview
Objectively the Worst is set in a country on a strange version of Earth where most of the population are human sized objects. It's called that because everybody there is a freak. One day, an ice cream cone/diamond axe decided to abuse 11 of those freaks for his and an audience's entertainment. Those 11 freaks are competing for a magical glowing cube. Nobody knows what it does, but it looks cool.
The show is primarily focused on surreal/absurdist comedy. Anything and anyone can happen, as long as Axe thinks of it. If you like that, you may find something in this show funny.
I'm primarily making this to find voice actors for the 5 characters who actually speak English. Episodes 0 and 1 were 3 minutes long (total) and used bad text to speech voices from CapCut. Episode 2 was 7 minutes long and was almost completely silent. I think episode 2 was the closest I've ever been to making something decent. I want to make something good, and i think actual, expressive voice actors can help with that a lot.
Voice Actor
Axe is 5 billion years old. Probably older than life on Earth. Anything he can think of can come to life in seconds. He's arrogant and abuses this, much to the annoyance of everyone he meets. But why should he care? After destroying a planet that he made, he's trying to see everyone on Earth as actual people, but constantly gets reminded why he doesn't see them as such. These contestants are not helping.
- english
- male young adult
- androgynous
- black american
- animation/character
NOW . . . Who here . . . likes dodgeball?
That's an unspoken rule, you know you can't do that shit. (angry)
Voice Actor
Ball... Robert Bouncington VII. He's the protagonist. That's at least what he tells himself every day. He always puts himself before others, especially if it means he can get that cube. The only way he'll work with others is if he has to, and if it gets him what he wants. That same attitude has recently left him with third degree burns.
- english
- american
- animation/character
- male teen
- male young adult
Oh, but you LIKED it, didn't you? (biting)
TAKE IT *BAAACK!!!* (horrified)
Voice Actor
Glass is the most optimistic person you'll ever meet. You're not gonna like that. Nobody else does either. When she tries to cheer someone up, she usually fails in one way or another. When she tries to be serious, nobody takes her seriously.
- english
- animation/character
- female young adult
i had no idea dodgeball was this popular (in awe)
Why do you sound like you were recorded through laptop speakers? (confused)
Voice Actor
Yogurt is only useful when she REALLY wants to be. She's only there for the participation trophy. She also really stinks. She expired over 20 years ago, but it's one of those things where you hate when it's brought up but do nothing to stop it. Sometimes it can be useful, again, only when she wants to be useful.
- english
- female adult
- animation/character
Who peed in you? (deadpan)
NEVER do that Again. (stern)
What are you doing, Doofus?? (cynical)
Voice Actor
Box is a secretive person. She has TONS of secrets, one of which is inside her. She tries her best to keep that secret a HUGE secret. Besides that, she's a very upstanding person who likes to stand up for people she thinks can't do it for themselves. I think it was electroshock therapy.
- english
- animation/character
- female young adult
You said NOTHING about that! (outraged)
Why do you... stink?? Is that normal? (confused)
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