Gio Last Name
auditioning for
Yogurt
in Objectively the Worst
Yogurt is only useful when she REALLY wants to be. She's only there for the participation trophy. She also really stinks. She expired over 20 years ago, but it's one of those things where you hate when it's brought up but do nothing to stop it. Sometimes it can be useful, again, only when she wants to be useful.
Who peed in you? (deadpan)
NEVER do that Again. (stern)
What are you doing, Doofus?? (cynical)