Secretarymany
auditioning for
Axe
in Objectively the Worst
Axe is 5 billion years old. Probably older than life on Earth. Anything he can think of can come to life in seconds. He's arrogant and abuses this, much to the annoyance of everyone he meets. But why should he care? After destroying a planet that he made, he's trying to see everyone on Earth as actual people, but constantly gets reminded why he doesn't see them as such. These contestants are not helping.
NOW . . . Who here . . . likes dodgeball?
That's an unspoken rule, you know you can't do that shit. (angry)