Monster Prom/Camp
Project Overview
SYNOPSIS
Any of you freaks ever wanted to date a Monster?! Well, now you CAN!
In this project, we'll be holding LIVE playthroughs of Monster Prom/Camp, no submitting lines here! Instead, you'll get to hang out with your voice actor peers in real-time and show off your vocal talents... possibly make a few friends along the way...*cue an awww from the audience*
Multiple actors can and will be hired to play the same character just so that we can play the game as often as possible. Actors will have to have a vocal range wide enough to play MULTIPLE characters. I highly encourage actors to audition for more than one role so that I have more of an incentive to select you. That means that these roles will remain OPEN for the foreseeable future. I will just contact whoever I deem WORTHY and then invite you into the cast. So don't be shocked if you meet four cast members who're playing Damien.
During the recording, you're welcome to break character since it's not a totally serious interpretation, it's more meant to be a fun place for us to hang out. Some nights we'll play with an audience of non-actors that'll play the game and we all get to perform with or for them.
REQUIREMENTS
ALL ACTORS MUST BE 18+: Even though the game doesn't depict explicitly NSFW scenes, it does heavily imply violent or sexual acts being done offscreen for the sake of comedy. It's a lot like Hazbin Hotel in the sense that all the violence or sexual content is all implied and not carried out on-screen. The imagery is pretty tame and more flirty than outright lewd. The characters just have to be capable of saying strong language and implying certain things even if the game doesn't show any of it.
HAVE A GOOD MIC: I'm not overly picky over what kind of mic you have, I'm not even going to draw the line of what brands I'd like. If you have an excellent sound quality and can pull off a lot of voices/accents then I'll contact you and send you the details. Just don't sound like you're screaming into a tin can or have blaring background noise in your submissions. If you don't meet those requirements, then...I'm so sorry 🙇
BE RESPECTFUL AND SOCIABLE: This THE most important rule that you need to follow. I know we may tend to be a little introverted, but this project has interaction baked deep in its DNA. So if you're shy, you gotta be willing to break out of your shell and match wits with the more extreme voice actors. However, if you're super outgoing, be sure to be accommodating to those who might be a little shyer, don't yell over them while they're trying to read their dialogue. Treat everyone the way you want to be treated and be available for recording, that doesn't mean you have to make it to EVERY episode since I'm thinking of doing it once a week or so.
DISCORD AND ZOOM ACCOUNTS: These are both free software so that's why this rule is last. It's not very hard to get this if you don't have one already. Just make accounts before you submit your auditions so that we can get you signed in to our server and do episodes as soon as possible.
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There isn't a concrete voice that I have in mind for the Narrator. There are countless gags that the Narrator has to deliver in each scenario, so just focus on nailing the comedic timing and wit the Narrator has to have.
If you're having trouble thinking up ideas, imagine Garfield saying all these lines. Super casual/mundane readings for all the incredibly wacky and ultraviolent scenarios may be funny too. Of course you could always go down the Gameshow host route. Just go wherever your heart takes you.
(Opening)
Ah...Spooky High School...the sweetest years of our lives. Back then we were young and unafraid...
Sometimes reckless, sometimes brilliant, sometimes just stupid; but always willing to live life to the fullest.
We were on a wild journey to discover who we really were.
(Tutorial)
All minds are rotten, but they are rotten in so many different ways.
Worry no more, we're now using our PhD in bullshit to diagnose which kind of deviant sicko you are!
Monster Prom's Stupidest Pop Quiz Everâ„¢ will throw a bunch of absurd questions at you and turn your answers into your character's stats.
(The Meat and Potatoes)
You notice Damien and Liam arguing as intensely as they are stupidly.
What the fuck! Liam spends literally every afternoon in the cafeteria just taking foodpics for Instagram! He's just messing with you for the sake of winning this argument!
Zoe runs off to write her new fanfic: Spooky High x Undertale 'lemon edition', leaving you and Polly to get utterly obliterated on Tide Pods. You gain +2 Fun and +1 Charm.
An eldritch cutie who went from endless deity of the dark realms to ultimate fangirl. She is incredibly curious, often asking the rest of the cast various questions about what it means to be a typical high school girl, and expresses a love for doing "obsessive online research". Zoe likes fandoms, weirdos, and what she believes to be the ultimate ship, Naruto x Garfield.
If you're capable of pulling off an anime UwU voice for this character that could also be fitting. That sort of soft too cute sort of voice that can also shift into sounding incredibly aggressive on a moment's notice.
Wait! Your fanfiction is written on electrical tape in black ink? B-but then I c-can't see what you wrote!
Reveal the contents of the story NOW, mortal, or I shall turn your skin to bone, your bones to skin, and fashion the quivering amalgam into-! Oh jeez, I don't know what came over me just now. I'm so sorry!
Fanfiction is like jazz: it's really about the formative character moments you DON'T reveal.
Drawing? What? I'm not drawing anything. I'm TRYING writing a fanfic about Scott's muscles! But so far it's going slower than the first 20 issues of Snail-Person Literature Club!
That idea's been done already! Ugh, it's like you haven't even read "Scott vs. Muscle-Hating Herbert." And that's exactly my problem! I need to put an original spin on this fic, but my mind's more blank than the minds of all those cultists whose thoughts I used to devour!
Scott, that sounds incredibly dangerous! If you die who will I write fanfics about? Other than tales of your classmates mourning your loss and sobbing delicious tears into the gaping maw of-I'm sorry what were we talking about?
Hey, Polly? I have a question. Well...Well you know how you don't eat food? But...you drink alcohol and do drugs all the time. But - But - Why can you absorb illicit substances and have them affect you but you can't eat food?
It's like, sometimes you're totally corporeal, and then sometimes you're incorporeal and it just doesn't make a lot of sense.
but-but-but-but-but...Fine. I'll stop asking questions. But my fanfiction about you is going to make no sense.
A sweet mermaid princess who was as cute as she was genocidal. Miranda is cute and polite, in contrast to her family, which is a tyrannical and genocidal undersea monarchy. Despite her cuteness, Miranda was raised believing things like murder and genocide are fine, which shows in her treatment of peasants and serfs, and using execution and intimidation to keep her others under control.
The royal family is saved! Now they can finally exploit the peasants again!
I look forward to this adventure so! Is there anything more wonderful than getting insight into the lives of commoners?!
I wonder what sort of adventure might give us the wonderful experience we need to fix our perceived but obviously nonexistent flaws!
I have absolutely no problems being independent. I know, because I paid my servants to tell me that!
Normally I don't condone killing for killing's sake...But this isn't for the sake of killing! It's for the sake of getting me pearls!
Oh! We have a fun trend called "revere your rulers!" It's where you show nothing but the utmost devotion for the royal family. If you're good at it, you get a lot of "likes" on social media, and also not executed!
How have I not heard of this trend before?! Beautiful silverware and fancy dresses are two of my biggest passions! This trend sounds like it was INVENTED for me!
What's your favorite meme? Spiked salad forks in velvet evening gowns? Seahorsesteak knives in frilly skirts? Teaspoons in tea dresses?!
The glory of this spectacular combination would leave me speechless, were I not so excited to create more memes with you.
We'll have to meet up soon! Bring all your most exquisite chopsticks; I shall bring doll clothes in which to dress them!
Sigh! Woe is me! SIGH! Oh, hello, I didn't see you there, as I was standing here suffering gallantly in silence!
I had the most tragic injustice befall me earlier this morn. I was rejected from our school's water polo team! They claimed I was mistaken about how polo is conducted underwater. Excuse me, but I was raised underwater!
How is one even supposed to play water polo without a heavily armored seahorse as a mount? How, I ask you! Perhaps I offended them when I implied they were too impoverished to afford seasteeds.
A mean, self-made gorgon with a merciless sense of business. Vera is mean, and will always find a way to get what she wants" She is socially powerful, and enjoys fame and wealth. Vera believes that having money and being wealthy is a way to be free, as well as a way to avoid having to answer to others.
Just practicing my Prom Queen acceptance speech in my mind. It's not like the title bears any meaning whatsoever, of course, and I really do consider the whole thing way beneath me.
However, considering how much meaning other girls put on it, I can't risk some uppity bitch thinking she's better than I am...Plus it's not bad for branding, either.
Oh. My. God. The stalker's back. He's been following me everywhere. He thinks I don't notice him checking me out in that mirrored shield he has, but I totally do.
Ugh, it's such a chore being this beautiful all the time. How am I ever going to get rid of him?
Finally. If you'd taken any longer to come over I would have had to have my minions drag you here. Listen: my date for tonight was unexpectedly eaten by vultures. Totally not my fault.
Anyway, I need to fill the slot somehow, and I thought maybe you could...Recommend one of your more attractive friends? Hahaha, just kidding darling. you're not half bad.
But seriously: Meet me at the Thousand Arms at 9:15 PM or the vultures will eat twice today.
Polly is described as carefree and enjoys partying. She takes actions without considering the consequences, since "YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE". She is a big user of drugs, and alcohol, often bringing them to school. She can take drugs and drink without worrying about dying or any other similar consequences, as she is a ghost. Polly is very interested in sex. She stated that she likes all types and positions of sex, such as "missionary, clergy, apocalyptic, upside down nightmare demon, the pentagram".
I'm telling you, boy. You've got no game! All I'm saying is that if you're really as cool as you act all the time. You should have no problem getting digits from that gender-indeterminate locust swarm down at the end of the bar.
See, Liam? All you gotta do is dance until it physically alters the composition of your body! What? You can't? Aw, it's alright dude. We can't all be totally flippin' awesome.
Hey! You know what I realized? Gym is the one time we're actually encouraged to judge the way students handle each other's balls!
I'm NOT gonna be stolen off to some random dimension I didn't ask to go to AND coach is out of the picture?! Wanna ditch with me?
Ugh I am looking so GOOD today it is like a CRIME and I should be ARRESTED! But I can't post any of these devastating selfies yet. They're missing the most important ingredient. That's right, a killer selfie sticker!
Oh my god! Shut up I love Dance Monkey! Dance Monkey: The Monkey Who Dances! An international sensation! Are you telling me you have the official Dance Monkey Dance Team Limited Edition Selfie Sticker? The one where you can see Dance Monkey's Entire Red Ass?! Send it to me! Send it to me now! I'm gonna make him rub his ass in my face! Cheek to cheek!
Ohmigod! YAAAAS! The most Yas! The maximum yas possible! The Yas-est! It's amazing because you know what the biggest complaint about kittens is? That they're perfect adorable balls of fluffy cuteness armed with tiny knives on their paws, which they have no problem jabbing into people with absolutely no notice. You know who can't feel the pain of tiny kitten claws?! GHOSTS, BITCHES! I can literally roll around on a cloud of kittens and feel nothing except their tiny fluffy softness, no fear of claws.
I'm definitely going to work on my essay for Cloud Kitten World. Maybe something along the lines of "Why I Deserve to Snuggle Cats Because of That One Time I Pity-Fucked a Were-Panther"
Scott loves sports, cheerleading, and being a werewolf. He often cheers on his fellow students, even if the cheerleading isn't necessary or wanted.
Even so, Scott never seems bothered or deterred by this. In addition to always trying to support his friends in cheers, he also engages in activities that are stereotypical of dogs, such as digging holes and playing fetch. Scott is also very easily excitable and impressed.
Scott is also not very bright. He dislikes words longer than ten letters, and he is often shown having difficulty counting. In addition, he occasionally mentions how he "totally knows how to read," indicating that he may be illiterate.
Oh. Hi there. Do you think I'm adorable? Anyway...the other day I was out in the forest trying to find a quiet place and large branch to do some pull-ups before the big sportsgame. When suddenly I was approached by all these talking forest animals! They were pretty big for forest animals, and I'd never seen animals that can talk like that. (I mean other than us werewolves if you're counting us as animals???) and they were just so fuzzy and adorable! But they said they were impressed by my pull-ups and my muscles and that I was even MORE adorable! So the nice little forest animals with giant heads made me their king!
When I heard "strong leader" before, I didn't know it meant actual normal-strong, like Scott-strong! I can do 100 push-ups! I can do 200 push-ups! That's double the amount, right?! Does that mean I could be a Double King?! What could that even mean?! Does that mean I get super king powers like flying and mind control? Or even better: I might get a tiny crown on top of my regular sized crown! What a luxury!
It's not about what's up, it's about what's down, and how down it is! I mean, I'm giving 110% to these holes, but it's like Coach always says: 110% is only 50% of 220% I mean look at this! I can barely fit in this hole! And there's only one of it! Can you please help me figure out a way to dig more and better holes?
Oh wow! Is this dynamite? They look like a bundle of tiny red bones! That'll make it super easy to bury. I'll do it right now! Okay, now what? Wow! That really is a more and better hole!
Hey bro! I was just thinking today about how much I like you and want to share all my favorite things with you! I thought about sharing my bones with you, but I don't remember where I buried any of them. Then I thought maybe we could go out peeing together, but peeing on each other's territory would be wrong. And I don't know how to share the moon...or even where it is right now!
So I guess that just leaves my two favorite things in the whole world: Cheerleading and sports! And since you're not on the sports team...Cheerleading it is! Let's cheer together bro! What's that? You want to know what we're cheering for? Well, uh I thought I'd leave that up to you! What should we cheer, bro?
Yes! Yes! We'll cheer for each other's cheering, and our cheering will make each other's cheering more...more...Cheerful!
A hipster vampire whose stand-offish demeanor hid that he was truly a lovable dork. He dislikes the mainstream, the sun, and vampire slayers, which he thinks are cliché and "annoyingly deadly."
Hey, you two. Miranda and I were just having a creative disagreement. See, we're thinking of starting a school club. You know, an intellectually rewarding extracurricular that enriches our minds while probably not being mentioned ever again in the future, because continuity at this school seems to be a bit random.
Miranda and I are stuck between two ideas. I proposed the club club. A delightful meta club where we enjoyed ourselves by designing and crafting new school clubs. Before you even THINK of saying we should just make two different clubs. No. Our lives are fueled by the conflict and confrontation that can only be solved by choosing between two options!
That's why we need you to choose which club is the best one! Because you always seem to choose based on whoever you want to ask to prom...
What no one seems to understand about filters is that they're not about making pictures BETTER....They're about making pictures BROWNER and HARDER TO SEE.
That's why I use my own proprietary filter for almost all my photos: Infinite Taupe. It's also probably why I have only 6 Instagram followers but we must all make sacrifices for our art. In any case, I have to go. There's a dead rat in the parking lot I simply must document!
There you are! I wanted to share the great news: I'm Instagram infamous! Apparently, my filter game was so edgy that the backwards administration decided to close my account...But not before I amassed over 3 million followers! They're all following me to my new website...HotLiamPixxx.com!
Of course, I'm utterly devastated that my work has finally become mainstream...Yes, this is the worst, and I am not at all happy or excited about it. Anyway, I have to go take pictures of my lunch. My fans are waiting!
A fearless demon with a taste for destruction and a love of fire. Damien is described as "intense", and willing to "bring Hell upon those who dare bother him." He enjoys destruction, as one of his hobbies is setting ants, and many other things, on fire. His resistance to fire is convenient, in this sense. His overly aggressive attitude intimidates many students, resulting in him being greatly feared throughout the school. He dislikes it when people tell him to calm down, and is also opposed to the status quo. His main insult against the player is calling them a "noob", but he uses a variety of curses as well.
Fuck yeah! You're into metal too, Noodles? I never would've guessed! I mean I guess metalheads come in all shapes and sizes. Including wimpy, noob-y looking sizes. Like you. But clearly what you lack in appearances you make up for in music taste. So, who's your favorite band?
We...We don't have food! This isn't a fucking game Calculester. We're in the woods without ANY food. Does the word "starvation" mean anything to you?
Alright, clearly I'm the only person taking this seriously. We've got to figure out a way to survive, and we've got to do it fast. Cal, give me your leg. I know it's made of metal, now hand it over!
Oh wow! McDonalds Forest Editionâ„¢! That's slightly better than eating a severed robot leg! Let's go check out the menu!
This menu sucks! Shamrock Shake But Made of Actual Shamrocks, McDirt, Calculester's Severed Leg, Fillet O' Fish?! I swear, there's not a single thing on this menu I'd be willing to... oh shit! McRib! McRib is back! Thank Satan Almighty, McRib is BACK!!!!!
PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW! PEW PEW! BAN! BANG!
Hey Noodles, help me convince Calculester that guns are an essential part of nature. Check out this photograph of this giant angry blue turtle equipped with guns as part of its physical form! Much like we use airplanes because we don't have the natural wings of birds, or scuba equipment because we don't have the natural gills of fish...we use guns to replicate the natural guns of gunned animals!
We're lucky we monsters evolved opposable thumbs first to keep those motherfuckers in check, or animals would be killing us left and right! Think of it this way: animals will use any weapon they're capable of grasping to do the most damage possible...and this is a hypothesis that I can prove! And WILL prove! RIGHT NOW! Go Knife Crab!
HAHA! Look at that adorable motherfucker and his stabby, stabby knife! He looks so cute and silly I don't even care that I'm bleeding! We're lucky that his dumb lil crab claws prevent him from signing his name on this gun form, and therefore can't wield a gun! But see how badly he wants to?!
A badass witch who wanted to chill a bit after saving the world countless times. A real misunderstood monster, since every other monster has dubious morals at best, and those who are good-hearted tend to be easily fooled or downright stupid. She sticks out as being someone who wants to keep the world safe and yet no one seems to appreciate her for keeping them safe and consider her a buzzkill or stuck-up. Seeing as how she goes to class with princes of hell and eldritch monsters, apocalyptic events happen so often she treats saving the world as just another chore that she has to do.
Ah, a fellow hero, I see. I'm glad I won't be saving the world alone this summer. Normally I'd have my besties Hope and Faith by my side while we face evildoers, but sadly they didn't come to camp this summer.
I guess it's healthy for us to have some breaks from each other sometimes... but still, you should never go defeating evil alone. A world-saving buddy is a very important resource!
*Playing Sudoku*
I appreciate you helping me, but if you give me the answer before I even finish writing the number, it takes some of the fun out.
You're welcome to take a stab at it! Sudoku is such a nice way to unwind after saving the world from my enemies' schemes and my friends' shenanigans.
Oh dang! Did you just use high-level incredibly complex magical glyphs in this puzzle?! That's amazing! I didn't know you were a Wizard above level 69!
Oooh, this was back from Season 3, right after we beat that mutant spider. Faith looks so cute in this one! And look at that awesome Fleetwood Mac T-Shirt I'm wearing!
That T-shirt was so cool. It was vintage from the '78 tour. Stevie Nicks blessed it herself! Whatever happened to that shirt? Did I sacrifice it to the Goddsess or something? Hm...Oh Wait. I remember exactly where I left it. Fuuuuuuuuck.
Listen, Axarax... I know things ended badly between us, but can you please just give me back my Fleetwood Mac T-shirt? I specifically remember leaving it in your evil lair.
I know you know which T-shirt I'm talking about! I didn't leave multiple T-shirts in your lair! No! There is definitely no need to discuss it in person. Do NOT portal here-
A library computer who had become a sentient robot ready to experience life to its fullest. Calculester has an appreciation for life, his friends, and plants. He dislikes spam, roboracism, and things that he does not perceive as nice. He's an even bigger cinnamon roll than Scott is and that's saying something. Instead of going along with everyone's immoral antics immediately like Scott, he actually objects and tries to understand why his friends are such...monsters. He can be easily convinced with impossibly convoluted logic that jams his processors, but it usually allows his fellow classmates to carry out whatever wicked deed they have in mind.
What a lovely suggestion, Noodles! I was just beginning to worry for the bus' well-being myself! I've been monitoring the bus' speed against its level of jitteriness and the overwhelming diesel fumes that permeate the cargo hold in which we sit for a while...And I have come to the conclusion that, like me, the bus needs to be adequately fueled by an outside source to continue operating well!
You know what I'm saying, of course...the bus needs a stabler WiFi signal! I've turned on my personal hotspot, so the bus should be happy soon. But perhaps while I overextend my own signal you could turn on your hotspot too so I can latch on?
I too am happy to see you! You can tell because of the facial expression I am simulating! Dahlia and I were just reminiscing about our time spent in Rome!
The Romans were truly fascinating. But I must say that seeing the Olivetti headquarters in person was the highlight of my Italy experience. Being in the presence of one of the earliest computer manufacturing companies in the world was a dream come true! I hope I made my ancestors proud!
We had an amazing time! I was fascinated by all the churches and even more fascinated by the beautiful meaningless rituals organics performed there. However, despite my attachments to Friend Dahlia, her antics tend to get me into a lot of unfavorable situations. I can only say that either of us isn't allowed back in Italy anymore. I'd like to visit Britain, but I am partial to Japan. Their technological advances intrigue me so greatly! I also have an uncle who works at Nintendo as a copy machine!
I am sorry if I appear "morose," Friend Noodles, but I simply cannot stop thinking about that dreadful CPUlysses! I, too, wish that machines were afforded greater respect by society, but surely violence is not the answer. Violence is never the answer! Except to the question, "What is never the answer?" I just wish I could...oh no, here they come now. Quick, put a piece of paper in my mouth and pretend I'm a stapler. They won't notice.
A death reaper doubling as an Internet influencer, and who was profoundly in love with life and all its earthly pleasures. Milo is a social media influencer, garnering a large following on social media platforms such as Instagram and Twitter. They are very interested in fashion and beauty, and they love to encourage their fellow campers to look into such topics themselves. Milo is also very flirtatious, flirting with not only the player but other campers encountered throughout the game.
Ahh, popularity is such a fun hobby, Vicky! I highly recommend it to anyone who is popularity-challenged. The skills are simple and fun to cultivate. Just be likable, a force of good in the world, and socialize with others.
I mean, of course it doesn't hurt to have a viral social media following and a face that LOVES the camera. But I think we could turn you into a popularity sensation yet, Vicky!
Oh, hey! I'd love to chat, bae, but I've got a gig. Actually, why don't you come along? It's a lovely day for a reaping AND you'd get the privilege of watching me work.
Hello, little soul! I'm Death, but you can just call me Milo. Here's the bad news: you're dead. But the good news is...I'm going to take you to the afterlife! Let's go.
Oh, of course I wasn't listening! That story was way beyond my attention span. I was trying to figure out why I can't download your soul to my soul transporter app.
Vicky! I've been around looking for you, and now here you are, in my clutches. And now that I've found you...want to do me a favor? I've got a soul reaping gig today, and I could use a helper.
Hi hi! I'm Death, but my friends call me Milo. Let me be the first to say -- congrats on shuffling off that pesky mortal coil!
Oh, I love souls who have died before. They're refreshingly chill.
A buff blue demon and warmonger who had set her sights on conquering summer next. Dahlia has an aggressive and competitive attitude at practically all times. The main source of this attitude comes from her rivalry with Damien Lavey, due to her and her family's interest in taking over the 8th circle of hell, which Damien's dads rule over. Think Undyne from Undertale, big blue warrior with a heart of gold who always takes things to the X-treme.
Oh, man, I love anime workouts! It's so much easier to get a full workout in when it's a dramatic training montage. I like taking my time weightlifting as much as the next guy, but sometimes it's easier to just slip into a three-minute musical interlude where I do bicep curls and scowl to J-Pop. Maybe we can do some training montages together while we're at camp! They're supposedly really good for bonding too!
AHHHHHHHH!! Wait, Noodles? You're lucky I realized it was you before I unleashed my Aquatic Aquino Rage upon you! What are you doing here, anyway? Ah yes, I'm on my mission to have the BEST Summer Ever! It's like normal summer, but Better! And More! So, today I'm here, because everybody knows that "laking" is, like, one of the most quintessentially summery things in the world!
All I need to do is have the best water technique, and then I'll be Queen of laking. Hm...you're looking at me very confusedly. I'm not sure where I lost you. Well, I don't have time to teach you how to have The BEST Summer Ever. I've got some water to punch!
And this is my "Brownie Selling" badge! I got it by selling the most brownies out of all the Monster Scouts! Actually, Polly helped me with this one. She said she added a secret ingredient to the batter. Whatever it was, people bought it by the butt-load!
I've got tons more! This is my "Brush Your Teeth 3 Times" badge, and here's my "Shower Every Day" badge, and my "K-Beauty Skincare Queen" badge. Here's my "Repurposed An Entire Skeleton" badge! I got that by turning a human's skull into a cereal bowl, his spine into a walking stick, and I used his ribs to make a cool xylophone! I love necro-arts and crafts! He was ACTUALLY a twofer -- I got his skeleton by completing the "Rob a Grave Before the Funeral is Over" badge. Coach was super proud of me, and I think the widow took it pretty well!
I have a lot of badges already, but there are still so many more to achieve! But Dahlia Aquino never gives up! I've gotta earn them all!
A hotheaded adventurer possessed by a curse who had turned out to be the most annoying roommate ever. She often butts heads with Hex, her ghostly spirit animal who never seems to leave her side in Monster Camp.
She seems to be a big fan of RPGs and video games, considering that the interactions with her often reference such things, and a comic made by the creators even has her waiting in line to buy a fictional game called "Human Prom" but not realizing it's not sold physically. Aaravi sometimes displays tsundere traits, such as getting flustered if you sit with her at lunch or having a Freudian slip when Zoe is under a tree she's in during a scenario.
Ugh, good choice Noodles. All this prologue nonsense is so boring.
Why is this guy still talking?! Skip! Skip! Just get to the good part already!
HEX! You truly are a curse!
At first I was pissed at Hex for making me do this, but I'm actually super into it. I'm gonna get so fucking relaxed my head will explode!
Alright alright alright. Gimme a second. Whew.... Okay. I'm ready. i buffed my defense stat earlier. DO IT! PUNCH ME. in. the. FACE!!!!
Yeah, SO TRUE! Life is just one level after another, and you just keep going and going and going until you're out of life points, and nobody in the arcade has ever beat the game.
Okay. I slew the dragon Mountain, found the incredibly rare ruby that somehow grows inside a tree, but only during the eclipse, and only if you've leveled up...I tripped a jackalope and got the mouse's glasses back so I could trade him the seed for the bead and put it on the altar under the well after I drained it using the turtle. And I cleaned the Aegean Stables and picked up Wizard Fart's dry-cleaning. What's next?
I already told Hex that ordering a pizza isn't a quest...with a high enough XP reward We'll do that after I do one last REAL sidequest for the day.
Let's see what I have left too do..."Robert the Robber should date Thomas the Raccoon Landlord?!" Hex! These are all just shipping charts between all my sidequests! A list of who should fight and who should fuck and a flowchart of love triangles does nothing for me in terms of figuring out my next move!
You need help with TikTok, right? First lesson: It's pronounced "memes" and "G-if" with a hard G.
This is so awesome, you guys. I can breathe underwater, and do a whirlpool attack! Gods, I'm so glad I spent 200,000,000 rupees on these greaves.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got an important message for us, life-or-death, blah blah blah. We know the deal. Gimme the scroll, noob!
You guys...this scroll has main quest energy. It's kinda werd , but I bet this is an invitation to a dope-ass dungeon! Ooooooh, I can smell the loot already.
Aaravi's curse. They follow Aaravi wherever she goes and acts as her quirky cartoony sidekick. They often say quippy things just to annoy her or ask her for food.
Sorry but the diary’s got a new owner.
Stop it! Are you crazy? Calm down! You don't even know the true value of this anyway.
So sorry little lady, but you're talking to a pair of real thieves.
Bresson seriously wanted to keep whatever this thing is a secret, but he must've wanted someone to open it. For example, a gifted safe cracker, a genius code breaker, and above all else, the world's greatest aficionado of treasure
Oh really? Joy that's so cold. All right, then. Even when we find some amazing treasure, I'm not sharing it with you guys.
PSH! Not everything is about motherfucking dungeons, little miss...dungeon liker!
Huff my shorts, you loser-ass, tsundere-ass, RPG-ass, nasty-smelling-ass, full-inventory-ass, Koopa-Troopa-lookin' ass BITCH!
OMG, clutch googling, Noodles. See, Aaravi? This guy's gotta be an actor. Everyone know it's impossible to fake an IMDb page!
Daaaaaaaamn, that's whack as hell. Now that I think about it, he's ALSO a corpse in this bagel commercial! Extremely suspicious.
THING NUMBER ONE: We are ABSOLUTELY heading to the Northern Woods. I'm full-ass invested at this point.
THING NUMBER TWO: Noodles knows what the FUCK is up. Fist bump meeeeee, baby!
Woah...once I re-arranged these glowing stones to spell "LOX" a scroll appeared! Damn, this is some dope-ass guerilla Bagel Shop marketing. This promo slaps.
Psh. Whatevs, bagel-hater. But just in case it ends up being a bagel shop... I should prep first. I gotta make sure my patented cream cheese utility belt is full of MAXIMUM FLAVORS!
The games have a ton of minor characters who don't show up quite enough for me to make roles for them. The plan is to catch you guys off-guard by having some wacky one-off character show their face and now someone has to come up with a voice on the spot. Luckily for us, the characters have pretty fun and clear designs, which would make doing a voice for them pretty easy.
This role is open to actors with a wide range of voices. If you've already auditioned for another character, I highly encourage you to submit an audition for this one as well. Just give me a rundown on all the voices you have in your arsenal.
Anything your heart desires. Feel free to upload your demo reel.
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