Hey, you two. Miranda and I were just having a creative disagreement. See, we're thinking of starting a school club. You know, an intellectually rewarding extracurricular that enriches our minds while probably not being mentioned ever again in the future, because continuity at this school seems to be a bit random.

Miranda and I are stuck between two ideas. I proposed the club club. A delightful meta club where we enjoyed ourselves by designing and crafting new school clubs. Before you even THINK of saying we should just make two different clubs. No. Our lives are fueled by the conflict and confrontation that can only be solved by choosing between two options!

That's why we need you to choose which club is the best one! Because you always seem to choose based on whoever you want to ask to prom...

What no one seems to understand about filters is that they're not about making pictures BETTER....They're about making pictures BROWNER and HARDER TO SEE. 

That's why I use my own proprietary filter for almost all my photos: Infinite Taupe. It's also probably why I have only 6 Instagram followers but we must all make sacrifices for our art. In any case, I have to go. There's a dead rat in the parking lot I simply must document!

There you are! I wanted to share the great news: I'm Instagram infamous! Apparently, my filter game was so edgy that the backwards administration decided to close my account...But not before I amassed over 3 million followers! They're all following me to my new website...HotLiamPixxx.com!

Of course, I'm utterly devastated that my work has finally become mainstream...Yes, this is the worst, and I am not at all happy or excited about it. Anyway, I have to go take pictures of my lunch. My fans are waiting!