Monster Prom/Camp
HBShanks16 for Scott Howl
Scott loves sports, cheerleading, and being a werewolf. He often cheers on his fellow students, even if the cheerleading isn't necessary or wanted.
Even so, Scott never seems bothered or deterred by this. In addition to always trying to support his friends in cheers, he also engages in activities that are stereotypical of dogs, such as digging holes and playing fetch. Scott is also very easily excitable and impressed.
Scott is also not very bright. He dislikes words longer than ten letters, and he is often shown having difficulty counting. In addition, he occasionally mentions how he "totally knows how to read," indicating that he may be illiterate.
Oh. Hi there. Do you think I'm adorable? Anyway...the other day I was out in the forest trying to find a quiet place and large branch to do some pull-ups before the big sportsgame. When suddenly I was approached by all these talking forest animals! They were pretty big for forest animals, and I'd never seen animals that can talk like that. (I mean other than us werewolves if you're counting us as animals???) and they were just so fuzzy and adorable! But they said they were impressed by my pull-ups and my muscles and that I was even MORE adorable! So the nice little forest animals with giant heads made me their king!
When I heard "strong leader" before, I didn't know it meant actual normal-strong, like Scott-strong! I can do 100 push-ups! I can do 200 push-ups! That's double the amount, right?! Does that mean I could be a Double King?! What could that even mean?! Does that mean I get super king powers like flying and mind control? Or even better: I might get a tiny crown on top of my regular sized crown! What a luxury!
It's not about what's up, it's about what's down, and how down it is! I mean, I'm giving 110% to these holes, but it's like Coach always says: 110% is only 50% of 220% I mean look at this! I can barely fit in this hole! And there's only one of it! Can you please help me figure out a way to dig more and better holes?
Oh wow! Is this dynamite? They look like a bundle of tiny red bones! That'll make it super easy to bury. I'll do it right now! Okay, now what? Wow! That really is a more and better hole!
Hey bro! I was just thinking today about how much I like you and want to share all my favorite things with you! I thought about sharing my bones with you, but I don't remember where I buried any of them. Then I thought maybe we could go out peeing together, but peeing on each other's territory would be wrong. And I don't know how to share the moon...or even where it is right now!
So I guess that just leaves my two favorite things in the whole world: Cheerleading and sports! And since you're not on the sports team...Cheerleading it is! Let's cheer together bro! What's that? You want to know what we're cheering for? Well, uh I thought I'd leave that up to you! What should we cheer, bro?
Yes! Yes! We'll cheer for each other's cheering, and our cheering will make each other's cheering more...more...Cheerful!
