Monster Prom/Camp
McFakeyVA for Damien LaVey
A fearless demon with a taste for destruction and a love of fire. Damien is described as "intense", and willing to "bring Hell upon those who dare bother him." He enjoys destruction, as one of his hobbies is setting ants, and many other things, on fire. His resistance to fire is convenient, in this sense. His overly aggressive attitude intimidates many students, resulting in him being greatly feared throughout the school. He dislikes it when people tell him to calm down, and is also opposed to the status quo. His main insult against the player is calling them a "noob", but he uses a variety of curses as well.
Fuck yeah! You're into metal too, Noodles? I never would've guessed! I mean I guess metalheads come in all shapes and sizes. Including wimpy, noob-y looking sizes. Like you. But clearly what you lack in appearances you make up for in music taste. So, who's your favorite band?
We...We don't have food! This isn't a fucking game Calculester. We're in the woods without ANY food. Does the word "starvation" mean anything to you?
Alright, clearly I'm the only person taking this seriously. We've got to figure out a way to survive, and we've got to do it fast. Cal, give me your leg. I know it's made of metal, now hand it over!
Oh wow! McDonalds Forest Edition™! That's slightly better than eating a severed robot leg! Let's go check out the menu!
This menu sucks! Shamrock Shake But Made of Actual Shamrocks, McDirt, Calculester's Severed Leg, Fillet O' Fish?! I swear, there's not a single thing on this menu I'd be willing to... oh shit! McRib! McRib is back! Thank Satan Almighty, McRib is BACK!!!!!
PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW! PEW PEW! BAN! BANG!
Hey Noodles, help me convince Calculester that guns are an essential part of nature. Check out this photograph of this giant angry blue turtle equipped with guns as part of its physical form! Much like we use airplanes because we don't have the natural wings of birds, or scuba equipment because we don't have the natural gills of fish...we use guns to replicate the natural guns of gunned animals!
We're lucky we monsters evolved opposable thumbs first to keep those motherfuckers in check, or animals would be killing us left and right! Think of it this way: animals will use any weapon they're capable of grasping to do the most damage possible...and this is a hypothesis that I can prove! And WILL prove! RIGHT NOW! Go Knife Crab!
HAHA! Look at that adorable motherfucker and his stabby, stabby knife! He looks so cute and silly I don't even care that I'm bleeding! We're lucky that his dumb lil crab claws prevent him from signing his name on this gun form, and therefore can't wield a gun! But see how badly he wants to?!
Solid Snake energy. I loves it. I'll send you an invite to the Discord server! You're our first Damien!