Monster Prom/Camp
Merumalade for Zoe
An eldritch cutie who went from endless deity of the dark realms to ultimate fangirl. She is incredibly curious, often asking the rest of the cast various questions about what it means to be a typical high school girl, and expresses a love for doing "obsessive online research". Zoe likes fandoms, weirdos, and what she believes to be the ultimate ship, Naruto x Garfield.
If you're capable of pulling off an anime UwU voice for this character that could also be fitting. That sort of soft too cute sort of voice that can also shift into sounding incredibly aggressive on a moment's notice.
Wait! Your fanfiction is written on electrical tape in black ink? B-but then I c-can't see what you wrote!
Reveal the contents of the story NOW, mortal, or I shall turn your skin to bone, your bones to skin, and fashion the quivering amalgam into-! Oh jeez, I don't know what came over me just now. I'm so sorry!
Fanfiction is like jazz: it's really about the formative character moments you DON'T reveal.
Drawing? What? I'm not drawing anything. I'm TRYING writing a fanfic about Scott's muscles! But so far it's going slower than the first 20 issues of Snail-Person Literature Club!
That idea's been done already! Ugh, it's like you haven't even read "Scott vs. Muscle-Hating Herbert." And that's exactly my problem! I need to put an original spin on this fic, but my mind's more blank than the minds of all those cultists whose thoughts I used to devour!
Scott, that sounds incredibly dangerous! If you die who will I write fanfics about? Other than tales of your classmates mourning your loss and sobbing delicious tears into the gaping maw of-I'm sorry what were we talking about?
Hey, Polly? I have a question. Well...Well you know how you don't eat food? But...you drink alcohol and do drugs all the time. But - But - Why can you absorb illicit substances and have them affect you but you can't eat food?
It's like, sometimes you're totally corporeal, and then sometimes you're incorporeal and it just doesn't make a lot of sense.
but-but-but-but-but...Fine. I'll stop asking questions. But my fanfiction about you is going to make no sense.
