Monster Prom/Camp
AluryFreighn for Narrator
There isn't a concrete voice that I have in mind for the Narrator. There are countless gags that the Narrator has to deliver in each scenario, so just focus on nailing the comedic timing and wit the Narrator has to have.
If you're having trouble thinking up ideas, imagine Garfield saying all these lines. Super casual/mundane readings for all the incredibly wacky and ultraviolent scenarios may be funny too. Of course you could always go down the Gameshow host route. Just go wherever your heart takes you.
(Opening)
Ah...Spooky High School...the sweetest years of our lives. Back then we were young and unafraid...
Sometimes reckless, sometimes brilliant, sometimes just stupid; but always willing to live life to the fullest.
We were on a wild journey to discover who we really were.
(Tutorial)
All minds are rotten, but they are rotten in so many different ways.
Worry no more, we're now using our PhD in bullshit to diagnose which kind of deviant sicko you are!
Monster Prom's Stupidest Pop Quiz Ever™ will throw a bunch of absurd questions at you and turn your answers into your character's stats.
(The Meat and Potatoes)
You notice Damien and Liam arguing as intensely as they are stupidly.
What the fuck! Liam spends literally every afternoon in the cafeteria just taking foodpics for Instagram! He's just messing with you for the sake of winning this argument!
Zoe runs off to write her new fanfic: Spooky High x Undertale 'lemon edition', leaving you and Polly to get utterly obliterated on Tide Pods. You gain +2 Fun and +1 Charm.
Yo! You got the part my new Narrator friend! Check your DM's for the Discord link!