Backup roles
Back up roles for the Current ones are open!
Looking for voice actors who want to be part of a chaotic Christmas comedy? You've come to the right place!
Marry Prankie Christmas is an original Christmas comedy audiobook about two best friends, Rusty and Poppy, whose Christmas celebrations turn into an increasingly ridiculous prank war.
Between fake presents, questionable surprises, and revenge pranks, these two prove that friendship and holiday chaos go hand in hand!
Project Information
Title: Marry Prankie Christmas
Creator: Voltvamp
Genre: Christmas Comedy / Friendship
Format: Audiobook
Compensation: Unpaid / Volunteer Project
Planned Release Date: December 25, 2026
Audition Deadline: November 15, 2026
Pronouns: He/Him
Character: Humanoid fox
Personality: Rusty is playful, overconfident, charming, and chaotic. He loves pulling pranks on his best friend, Poppy, and genuinely believes his pranks are hilarious. However, when Poppy gets her revenge, he quickly discovers that being the prankster isn't always as fun as it sounds!
Voice direction: I'm looking for a voice that can capture Rusty's playful energy, confidence, teasing humor, and comedic reactions. Feel free to interpret his voice in your own way!
Audition requirements: Please perform all three audition lines provided below.
Pronouns: She/Her
Character: Humanoid cat
Personality: Poppy is usually sweet, gentle, and caring, but Rusty knows exactly how to test her patience. She's clever enough to plan her own revenge pranks and has a chaotic side of her own. Despite their constant bickering, she genuinely enjoys Rusty's company and cares about him.
Voice direction: I'm looking for a voice that can express Poppy's sweetness, patience, growing frustration, sharp comedic timing, and softer emotional moments. Feel free to interpret her voice in your own way!
Audition requirements: Please perform all three audition lines provided below.
ROLE 3: NARRATOR
Pronouns: Any
Character type: Narrator / storyteller
Role description:
The Narrator guides listeners through Marry Prankie Christmas, bringing Rusty and Poppy's chaotic Christmas adventure to life!
From describing ridiculous pranks and increasingly questionable presents to delivering the heartfelt moments between the two best friends, the Narrator helps establish the story's comedic timing, atmosphere, and emotional warmth.
Voice direction:
Clear, expressive, and easy to understand.
Comfortable with comedic timing and dramatic pauses.
Able to deliver humorous narration with a playful, slightly mischievous tone when appropriate.
Able to shift into a warm, gentle storytelling tone during emotional moments.
Consistent pacing and clear pronunciation are important.
Audition requirements: Please perform all three audition lines provided below.
Please record all three audition lines for each character you audition for.
Keep your audio clear and free of background noise.
Make sure your dialogue is audible and easy to understand.
You may audition for Rusty, Poppy, or both!
Please give each character your own interpretation while staying true to their established personality.
Have fun with the performances! This is a comedy, so personality and comedic timing matter.
Audition Deadline: November 15, 2026
Please submit your auditions through the designated Casting Call Club submission system.
Thank you for checking out Marry Prankie Christmas! I'm excited to hear your interpretations of these characters and hopefully bring this chaotic Christmas story to life with you!
Let's make this Christmas unforgettable!
— Voltvamp
Back up roles for the Current ones are open!
POPPY
Pronouns: She/Her
Character: Humanoid cat
Personality: Poppy is usually sweet, gentle, and caring, but Rusty knows exactly how to test her patience. She's clever enough to plan her own revenge pranks and has a chaotic side of her own. Despite their constant bickering, she genuinely enjoys Rusty's company and cares about him.
Voice direction: I'm looking for a voice that can express Poppy's sweetness, patience, growing frustration, sharp comedic timing, and softer emotional moments. Feel free to interpret her voice in your own way!
Sweet but suspicious “Rusty? Why is there a present under the tree with my name on it that sounds like it's laughing?
Furious “RUSTY! I swear, if I find one more animal in my bedroom, you're sleeping outside until February!”
Warm and sincere “You know I remember the little things you tell me, right? Even when you're too busy being an absolute menace to notice.”
RUSTY
Pronouns: He/Him
Character: Humanoid fox
Personality: Rusty is playful, overconfident, charming, and chaotic. He loves pulling pranks on his best friend, Poppy, and genuinely believes his pranks are hilarious. However, when Poppy gets her revenge, he quickly discovers that being the prankster isn't always as fun as it sounds!
Voice direction: I'm looking for a voice that can capture Rusty's playful energy, confidence, teasing humor, and comedic reactions. Feel free to interpret his voice in your own way!
Audition requirements: Please perform all three audition lines provided below.
Playful “Poppy, sweetheart, before you get mad, I just want you to know that this was a completely reasonable Christmas surprise.”
Defensive comedy “THAT DOESN'T COUNT AS REVENGE! You can't prank the person who pranked you! That's against the rules!”
Sincere “Okay, jokes aside... I really am glad you're here, Poppy. Christmas wouldn't be the same without you.”
NARRATOR
Pronouns: Any
Character type: Narrator / storyteller
Role description:
The Narrator guides listeners through Marry Prankie Christmas, bringing Rusty and Poppy's chaotic Christmas adventure to life!
From describing ridiculous pranks and increasingly questionable presents to delivering the heartfelt moments between the two best friends, the Narrator helps establish the story's comedic timing, atmosphere, and emotional warmth.
Voice direction:
Clear, expressive, and easy to understand.
Comfortable with comedic timing and dramatic pauses.
Able to deliver humorous narration with a playful, slightly mischievous tone when appropriate.
Able to shift into a warm, gentle storytelling tone during emotional moments.
Consistent pacing and clear pronunciation are important.
Audition requirements: Please perform all three audition lines provided below.
Comedic narration “Rusty had apparently decided that pranks were only funny when he was the one doing them.” Aim for dry humor, as if this behavior is completely unsurprising.
Dramatic suspense “The third present was a dead fox's head. Yes. Poppy had decided that ordinary Christmas gifts were overrated.” Give the first sentence a dramatic pause, then deliver the second with understated disbelief.
Warm storytelling “Beneath all the pranks, the arguments, and the questionable wildlife arrangements, these two best friends knew each other better than anyone.” Use a warm, sincere tone without losing the story's playful personality.