Kill La Bridge ( Kill La Kill Abridged / Parody )
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I would like to do a kill la kill abridged. It's R rated comedy by the way & Please have a skype, discord or some way i can talk to you about lines and what not. WE LIT!
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Ryuuko Matoi transfers as a second-year student into Honnouji Academy, an Academy ruled by power and authority. She wields a huge single-bladed scissor, and demands to know the owner of the second half. As she remembers, the wielder of the lost half of the scissor blade is the same person who killed her father. ( voice doesn't have to mimic the anime. Do a voice you think matches the character )
#I'm NOT impressed. His hoe ass looks like he could drink peanut butter. Old strong neck having ass boi.
#When this match is over,they gonna bury your bootleg , anorexic kournikova looking ass right next to him hoe!
#On god this uniform is lit! I'm gonna try this on right now and 'im not gonna bathe first or nothing! I been running all day and shit.
A second year student who is quite attached to Ryuko. She is often taken hostage or punished by other members of the academy.
Because rank in the school determines ones living conditions, Mako resides in the poorer "slums" of the city with her mother, father (who is a back alley doctor), and her delinquent younger brother.
Mako is a very energetic lady, opting to greet people with an affectionate dive into them. ( voice doesn't have to be like the dub. Do a voice you think fits the character )
#I'm seeing three of you because i have a concussion? HOORAY!! I hope i'm concussed forever, because seeing three of you means there more of you to love!
#Well now that's out the way all i have to do is hide the body dust for fingerprints and come up with a alibi.........HOLY CRAP SHES ALIVE!!
# I kinda have CDO. Well It’s like OCD, except that letters are in proper alphabetical order.
Satsuki Kiryuuin is an 18-year-old woman and the Student Council President of Honnouji Academy. She rules the school with an iron fist and assesses the students' abilities, holding the position/authority to assign the powerful Ultima Uniforms. She does not wear a Goku Uniform, stating that her sword, "Bakuzan" is more than enough power and protection, though she eventually starts wearing a Kamui, "Junketsu". ( voice doesn't have to be like the dub. Do a voice you think fits the character )
# Here ye, Here ye. Your queen, Your goddess! Has just released a heavenly fragrance from the depths of her anus hole. You all may raise your nostrils high, And inhale my ordained rectal perfume once. And only once.
#My My Your mouth is as nasty as your fashion sense.
#Let me give you a little advise. Honnouji Academy is a institution for higher education not a half way house. There are no second chance programs here little girl which means, If you shoot for the queen you better not miss. MY GOD! That monologue was magnificent!
He works for an organization known as Nudist Beach and his job as a teacher is just to go undercover at the academy. ( voice doesn't have to be like the dub. Do a voice you think fits the character )
#Ok kids, i just wanted to tell you all last night while high on cocaine i attempted suck my own cock, But i felled miserably. Wait is that jizz residue on my glasses?
#( sing this line ) "Baby grind on me, Relax your mind take your time on me,"
#Well there's another thing you can sit on and it rhymes with dick. Haha it's my.........damit!
Uzu Sanageyama is the Athletic Committee Chair. In addition to his 3-Star Ultima Uniform, Uzu has the power of the Heaven's Eye, which allows him to predict the behavior of his enemies just by observing the movement of their muscles, their breath and other simple reactions. He fights with a shinai, a bamboo training sword. ( voice doesn't have to be like the dub. Do a voice you think fits the character )
# Damit!!! Every time i see that chick i want to shower her in dollar bills! And pay her freaking car note. Wait.....She has the power to make men simps!!
# OH GOD!!! I can't believe they edited that in the episode! I think i'm gonna be sick.
# I'm so sorry i failed you Ma Lady! Please allow me to kick my own ass as punishment. My foot is at the ready!
Ira Gamagoori is the Disciplinary Committee Chair, and one of the Four Elite who bear 3 star uniforms. He is easily recognizable because of his height; being 2.69 meters tall (8.82 feet) makes him the tallest person in the entire series.
#You think you got what it takes to fight me? Don't make me laugh.
#I can smell your fear little one! It's giving me a excretion! Dose the thought of my erect dick scare you? Well it should! hahaha.
#I shall save that lovely air in this jar and sniff it to my harts content. Oh yes!
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