JoJo’s Abridged Adventure
Project Overview
JoJo's Abridged Adventure is an abridged parody series of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, written and edited by Uhdouble and Wasswadd, and produced by Edit It Bigger! It started in April 2023 with Phantom Blood.
Each line will have a placeholder recording by us that will act as the correct tone we have in mind for each character. When we send the script (and sometimes in the placeholder recordings), there will be lines from other characters that exist solely to give context to the lines you will be reading. Discord is not required, but it is recommended as we utilize it to distribute scripts and placeholder recordings (it's also been an incredibly useful tool for getting to know the people affiliated with the project).
Voice Actor
Stroheim is a brash asshole. As General Tso of the Equal Opportunity Infantry Division, his deployment in Mexico remained entirely isolated and oblivious to the Nazi takeover. They're all pretty dumb.
Something close to his Sub or Dub voice would be fine, doesn't have to be perfect. If you could also do a non-German-sounding accent, that'd be great, but it's not required. Screaming is allowed and encouraged.
- english
- male adult
- german
- american
(Astonished) What? He’s learning our language?! IMPOSSIBLE!!
(Distressed) DAMN IT! WE NEVER RESEARCHED ANY OF THOSE THINGS!
(Do whatever, go nuts)
Voice Actor
She doesn't have to have an Italian accent. If you can pull it off then go for it, just a regular high-pitched voice and any accent will do.
- female teen
- female young adult
*Say something you think would fit*
Voice Actor
Messina should have a deep and gruff voice, somewhat close to his Dub voice. He finishes sentences for Loggins.
- male senior
You must learn how to take ten breaths... in one second!!
You may be terrible at making friends, but once you've found one, you'll fall harder than you do with girls!
Voice Actor
Loggins should have a deep voice, doesn't have to be close to his Sub or Dub voice. Any accent is fine. He starts sentences for Messina.
- male senior
I'm asking you if you want to learn how to do it.
Hmm... I see. Then come here and look very closely.
Voice Actor
Lisa Lisa should have a deeper, smoother voice instead of a higher-pitched voice like Suzi Q. Any accent is fine. Doesn't have to be close to the Sub or Dub voice.
- female young adult
- female adult
Hey, big guy on the left, I don't like your face.
Would you like some help? If you won't shut your mouth, I can do it for you.
Voice Actor
Mark should have a lighter, regular-pitched voice. Any accent is fine. Doesn't have to be close to the Sub or Dub.
- male young adult
Once I go back to Germany next week, we're going to get married!
Hop in boys! We're going to MEXICOOOOO!!
Voice Actor
Mario Zeppeli should have a deep and gruff voice. Any accent is fine. Doesn't have to be close to his Sub or Dub voice.
- male young adult
- male senior
What are you doing down here?! Don't touch that jewel on the wall!
Voice Actor
Any woman voice will do regardless of accent. These are women that appear in the background, such as General Tso's servants or the other characters outside General Tso's.
- female adult
*Say something you think would fit*
Voice Actor
One of the soldiers that works for General Tso. A German accent would be nice but any is fine.
- male adult
He's gonna shoot a bullet out of his finger! Or maybe he's just bluffing?
(Concerned) But that was our only backup plan!
Voice Actor
Projector Guy can have any voice you're best at doing. Go all out with it if you want to, he only has 3 lines.
- creature
Major Von Tso! The film is ready!
Voice Actor
Blacken Decker (Wired Beck) should have the most flamboyant over the top voice imaginable, Blacken Decker very proudly dislikes men, he is a Profeminist and loves women.
- all accents
- male adult
I love Women, I am soooo not misogynistic
Men ARE the issue!
Your female companion should feel sorry for your man ass.
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