High Guardian Spice Abridged

(Adventurous, and determined switching to a bit of fan girl into it) [ You are narrating the beginning of the show and describing your love for guardians and your mom and are excited to start your first day at High Guardian Academy! ]

"In this world, a prophecy tells of an Ancient rivalry between the lands, one of light and dark forever conflicting, their forces forever paralleled. Among the light, there are High Guardians: trained, super awesome heroes that do magic, wield swords, and sorts of cool weapons! But the greatest of them all is Lavender. She’s also my mom! And I wanna grow up to be a high guardian too one day! Which is what this day has finally led to TODAY!"

(Scared and anxious) [You were eating a sandwich and spotted a bug, you use your sword to fight it off and you break your sword] 

"Bug! HA! sword breaks DAMNIT!"

(Awkward) [You got roasted for your pink hair and try to come up with something but fail, later on you do find a joke but it's too late]

"Big talk for someone with…uh… for a beanpole!" "OH, OH! Big talk for a truffula tree! LANKY ASS HA HA! Got em…"

(Disappointed) [You're practicing concoctions and internally monologuing to your cat about your issues]  

 Tradition doesn’t get the respect it used to. You know. The witch’s familiar is iconic, but who else here keeps a cat while working? These heretics don’t understand the sins they commit.. There’s order and balance in the old ways! New magic is cheap and unclean— I mean you’ve heard about the 5g Airways right?

(Angry and Enraged) [your classmate ,who hates you, ruined your potion and nearly killed you all with the resulting giant cat-beast]

Amaryllis! you should know better! You’re in potions class! We’re lucky this is the worst that happened! Do you even know how many ingredients on that table could have killed us if you grabbed the wrong one? And not even mentioning the countless bodies outside! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? 

(Guilty Sad) [You received a terrasphere a instrument to cast New magic, but you always were taught traditionally to be against it, and you're conflicted on how to admit this to your cousin so you tell your friend instead] 

Rose...I was always taught in the ways of the ancients... to receive this would be beneath me...  I don't want any shortcuts to my success and I know Anise is trying to help, but to go against my own morals...and my mother... 

(Cheerful) [You are dragging your roommate to spend the night at your house, and explaining that your brothers are a bit possessed but it's fine, really]

You’ll meet my brothers! Sage agreed to exorcise them whenever she got the chance. But, It’s not that bad, I promise!

(Slightly optimistic to Sour ) [You fell down a hole, but you don't think it'll get any worse until it does]

"Hmm… a bit underwhelming, for a quest." "Ugh, Na Scheiße (Na shi-sa)"

(Angry yet determined) [Your parents want you to quit your dreams on being a blacksmith and think you should live a mundane life serving as a woman with a duty to her family so that your mother can rest, yet they've done nothing and you've spent the entirety of your life raising your brothers and get the one shot to have a career only for it to be shunned, this angers and frustrates you] 

"You're so small-minded! I have had a lifetime of smithing and dealing vith my possesed kin and for you to shut out my dreams! Don't you think I can do something to make life better for more than just our family?! But you want me to leave school! and end up...what!? like you!  "Apologize!? For what?! To be nothing more than a washing machine!"

(Snarky and Spitful) [you almost got literally stabbed while running an errand, and are being snarky at the girl who did it]

"Haven’t learned to look twice, have you pinky? Although I see why with those beach balls, you have on your head."

(Sarcastic) [You mock two girls for being clumsy around you and insult them]

"Oh yeah, they do always say that love is blind. So unless you Uhaul gals are done talking I gotta be somewhere."

(Scared, angry, and desperate) [ A figure stands before you, she steals a vial of healing water from you, that you need to save your village from extinction. You first plead and beg that she hands it to you as it is the last chance to save your father but She laughs and retorts to you as she drops and breaks it. You stand helpless and angry wanting nothing but vengeance in your eyes. (I hated that they numbed this whole scene so I really want you to sell this! give it everything you got!)] 

{Director's Note: This is one of her most emotional scenes. I really need this to be genuine. It is her only means of hope to save everything she knows and cares for so make this good. Also, the end is a war cry or a scream so do it like you're gonna kill someone.} 

"NO!" "You bitch! Give it back!" "Please! that vial...it's the only thing that can save my dad!...No! NO! nonono! Shit!" "RAHHHH!!!"

(Relaxed) You’re starting school soon? It’ll be hard work, harder than I had to go through. The world’s changing, Rose, and I don’t think I’ll be able to—

 (Panicked and worried) Rose! There’s a rot, Rose, and it’s caused by modern magic! The corporations of Witch Country- they’re sending spies to HGA. Don’t listen to your father, Rose, I’m trying to warn you! Rose, listen to me! I love you! Rose, please!

(Lovingly yet frightened) They’re making me a pawn, Rose! This might be the last time we can speak. Don’t listen to a thing I say after you wake up, and don’t you dare touch the rot with your bare hands in the real world. I love you!

(Frustrated) [Your crush goes on and on about her friend Rose being obsessed with a boy and you've had it and want them to shut up but still trying to be supportive] 

"Oh my god! What's your damage?!" "So what if they like each other?! Just mind your business she's happy you should be supporting her!" "If she was I'd support her! She's either talking about her mom's affairs or her lust for murder!" 

(Angry, Deeply conflicted, Voice crack) [your crush goes on a tangent about how girls have deeper bonds than guys and that guys are nothing more than misogynistic pigs that don't understand complex emotions, this enrages you and you rant about how this makes you feel]

"OH OH You wanna talk about feelings! Girls spout bullshit like ~oh men ain't shit! they're not gonna reveal themselves! Well newsflash bitch! I'm not a fucking rock! Ya'll wanna act like we don't got any emotions till they see a gapping stab wound where our hearts would be! How's that for heartless!!" " I'm-I'm sick of that shit.. Just finish the damn puzzle.."

(Depressed, conflicted) [At this moment you, find yourself questioning your masculinity. At this point you don't know what you want to be you were told to be a man but yet it doesn't define you...what do you want to be?] 

"It's just... not that simple.." " I always was taught the basic male educate... men have strength.. and beards but.. I don't... every day was just another test at my manhood...but when I dressed up that day...I felt strong...I felt like.. me... but it's not like I can just change like that no one would accept my family would disown me.. would it even be worth the risk? I'm sorry this was so much I didn't mean to.."

(Sarcastic and Giddy) [Your Roommate is thinking about ditching the mission and wanting to go home, even though she'll get expelled if she does. Show how much you'll miss her.]  

"Oh Zinnia, I’ll miss your pathetic sobbing in your pillow every night. I’ve never slept better!"

(Enraged and Frustrated) [You and your friend Keep losing at at this dumb VR game, You both have tried for hours on how to beat but no dice.] 

"UGGHHHHRAHHHH!!!! FUCK THIS GAME!" "That... was ONE FUCKING MISINPUT! ONE! I BLAME THE DEVS!" 

(Empathic yet Frustrated) [Something happened to your friend, He's not okay at the moment, You wanna help yet you don't know how. So you suck your happiness and try something] 

"Bestie! The fuck!? I was trying to find you, anyways I got tea~," "Snap you good? Is it about Cal?" "You're in some dumb kid's area, are you trying to not be- Oh.." "It's a Barrier spell to that way no one can hear us now spill!" "Not until you talk!"

(Scared to Malicious) [ You've been given your first task to mess with the Spice girls. Your task must be completed or the worse will come. you fear this outcome but cut right afterward to being bratty and then can't wait for the fun to start.]

"Fuck! Fine! And tell Mod Daddy he’s late on Nitro! But first, it wouldn’t hurt to make murder a little fun~."

(Nervous to Sassy) [ Your spell worked! and you're now on to the next stage in your plan...But you're unsure if you're ok with this so you tell your cat to go hide, analyze, then return to your duty.]

"Ok Olive! You got this! Just kill some teenagers…Thyme’s a master with range…so I’ll close distance…Sage is good but inexperienced so she’ll be easy… and Rose isn’t a threat without mommy’s special toy~ So I got an easy dub here! Go hide baby~...Mama’s bringing out her claws…"

(Mocking and Snarky) [Your enemy is complaining about her night and how you ruined it. You tell her this to join the pity party.]

"BooHo~. my night got ruined. You want some spare pity?"

(Blunt and nonchalant) [This girl you're talking to is kinda made a name for herself by being this, Ancient Magic Fascist, that hates modern magic. But is trying, so you try to admit this nicely] 

"You’ve certainly made a name for yourself amongst your colleagues. And Your strife is clear to all...But I feel you’re only improving."

(Wise and Realistic) [The girl you're talking to admits her frustration towards New magic, and you're complexed. You thought there'd be more but not really. So you break the ice.] 

"Is that where your problems lie? Those who do not adapt are doomed to obsolescence, so make your choices wisely. Your stubbornness could lead to your downfall."

(Adventurous and Surprised) [You and a friend face an obstacle with a bottomless pit, You can't reach the ropes so you go with one option, and live! You risked your life and succeed but why?] 

"Haha! And they say it’s the coward’s way out!" 

(Flirty and Giddy) [Your wife says that she's not good at any of the great things you can do, you tell her otherwise in a nice way] 

"Don’t disparage yourself, sweetness, you’re more than talented enough to impress these two."

(Motherly and Whispery) [You see two precious babies fall asleep next to each other. You find it adorable] 

"Good night little fruit cakes."

(Prideful) [You hold the title of the best NFT Chef in Lyngarth! You rule this title like a crown on your head.]  

"I take my title VERY seriously."

(jokingly, attempt at British accent)[You try to do a British accent, but fail miserably.]

"Tea and crumpets? Hah, Aloe hates it when I do that accent."

(Tempted) [You notice your casual friend is high. You want some of whatever they're having.] 

"I don’t know what y’all are smoking... but I’m interested…"

(Calm and Kind) [You and yourselves are conducting an orientation for your new students at your academy. You interrupt one of them to speak.]

"Hush dear Hemlock, let their knowledge stem from the mastery of their professors, it is best." 

(Calm and Kind) [ It is the end of the day and you gather your student and yourselves, You all preach to them what it means to be a guardian, but then you get interrupted]

"Thine triumphs and thine failures will, in equal measure, build thine futures. Today—"

(Calm and Curious) [You talk with your selves and wonder how your students will fair on a quest. You are all full of doubt, and one of them mentions something and you ask questions.]

"Is it some kind of enchanted weapon? But why would you use it to smite enemies?"

(Tired and Freaked out) [You and yourselves are conducting an orientation for your new students at your academy. When you notice some student with no eyes, you immediately interupt and got some shit to say.]

" IF YOU EVEN HAVE HEARTS, YOU SOULLESS BASTARDS! YEAH, I’M TALKIN’ TO YOU TWO AT THE BACK THERE, WITH YOUR FREAKY EYEHOLES!" "THE HELL YOU STARIN AT DIRTNECK?! Ugly ass..."

(Humble and skirmish) [It is the end of the day and you gather your student and yourselves, You all preach to them what it means to be a guardian, but then you hear something out of pocket, you come up with this.] 

"How about instead of being ready for life, you behold some bitches!"

(Irritated) [You talk with your selves and wonder how your students will fair on a quest. You are all full of doubt, and one of them mentions that you got no game any more, So you start spitting facts.]

"Bitch! When I was young, I got more dick on a daily than yo age!"

(Calm and Timid) [You and yourselves are conducting an orientation for your new students at your academy. You interrupt one of your selves to speak and give the context on being a guardian.] 

"On how to be guardians… and start your rigorous adventure to protect the world from evil. Each of your talents will help in our eternal conflict against Witch country."

(Trying to be Calm and Timid) [It is the end of the day and you gather your student and yourselves, You all preach to them what it means to be a guardian]

"The vows that you’ve added to the well will guide you on your paths to becoming High Guardians."

(Disgusted) [You talk with your selves and wonder how your students will fair on a quest. You are all full of doubt, and one of them mentions one of the selves sex life, you tell them to drop it.]

" Forget it Foxglove, it’s not like she still do anything with them."

(Scared and Afraid) [You finally see your daughter after so long, but a tall elf sits before you, You're immediately scared]

  "AHH! Tall, red-haired demon!"

(Happy and giddy) [You're happy to see your daughter! and she's visiting the family for a nice dinner, you start reminiscing about she her new baby sister was born.]

  "Quite the occupational risk, you know! Your mother was practically screaming over the exorcism while she was in labor! But it’ll be worth it when all the women are together again!"

(Embarrassed and weird) [Something slips out of your mouth and now you have to admit the truth to your daughter about how you feel about her going to school.] 

"You know… We were just… The demon hunting business doesn’t run itself."

(Jokingly and smirks) [Your daughter states how you finally have had a baby girl for the second time! you admit otherwise as a joke.]

"Check your math, your father’s a demon in the bedroom."

(Happy and Joyful) [Ypu meet an old friend of yours early in the morning] 

"Hallo! Is that—Flora, it is you! Having a good morning?"

(sad and emphatic) [You admit to your daughter, how you feel about her going off to school] 

"Ve know you don’t love it, but smithing is hard outside ze family, and not many can take up demon hunting. Ve vant vhat’s best for you. For all of us."

(Romantic to Chill) [You see a cute pink girl and ask if you can see her sword but to her you said something else you you ask again]

{Directors Note: Sound Romantic like a faint whisper and be suave with it, then change straight into surfer dude.}

"I lay a promise of love to which I bestow…I said, mind if I see your wicked sword bro?"

(Prideful to disappointed) [You tell said pink girl about how you totally went on this wicked surfing adventure that totally happened while you test out her sword.] 

{Directors Note: One it's pronounced Scy-piths (Like the word Scythe and Pith). Two when you get to the screams he's swinging a sword but messing up each time but trying to kick back up again. Implement that.} 

"SICCK!! Love the balance, you know this one time I traveled near Witch Country and caught waves while fighting off, uh, Scypiths! I was all like-HEYA! Ah shit no like- RAHH! NO no..Uhh Lowes I think your sword’s dull… when was your last tune up?" "Yikes, you gotta treat a sword, like a fine woman… Keep going till she does it right."

(Prideful to spiteful) [You try to save what little rep you still have till your caught with your pants down, so you give up the surfer tone and be petty back, then you feel a giant hammer hit your foot] 

{Directors Note: When you get the sheesh, Sound apologetic. And when you get to the last line just speak normally and sound really spiteful like you're praying on their downfall.} 

"Y'all totally underestimate her bro! Like, She’s just a girl who’s on Cloud 9, but Lowe’s like the fuckin best!" "Sheesh Alright um… Rose has taught me a lot today, about what it really takes to be a guardian… And how girls look cute when they climb walls n stuff!" "Fine… Stupid bitch…" "JAH! FUCK FUCK FUCK OW FUCK! STUPID DWARF BITCH!!"

(Chilling and Evil) [You start to establish dominance in your classroom.]  

"Sinners… Every last one of you… No morals to speak of… I see now why it is I must teach you…" 

(Calm and wise) [You start you lesson] 

"There is right, wrong, doing the wrong things for the right reasons, then there’s being a dick while being right, and things that aren’t really right or wrong—grey areas, and that’s why none of it matters."

(Enraged and Competitive) [Someone challenged your poker skills and you ride on everything to win, no matter the cost.] 

"Ohhoho! you better run them pockets this time Redbud I know I got my streak tonight!"

(Charming to Maniacal) [Your first lesson as a teacher is you make your students drink poisoned tea, but you let them solve it for themselves.] 

"Welcome, welcome, to potion class. Please, get comfy and have some tea." "Lesson one, don’t take drinks from strangers!" "Your first party is not the place to learn that, trust me. Your desks have all the antidote ingredients for this little cocktail."

(Upset yet careless) [You tally the amount of students who just failed your assignment] 

"Another 18 poisoned, 0 found.."

(Frustrated and Upset to Enraged) [Your student whines about using new magic and it irritates you so much so you shut her up and say that it's actually really nice! She continues and you get pissed] 

"Mage, hun, the ancient tongue has no volume anymore. With modern magic, it saves the hassle, the incantations, and the countless sacrifices of children. The point is, try it Mage, it’s not drugs. Now go on." "UGH! Mage! You literally have a terrasphere!" "Then fucking use it! If your party needed health, would they sit and wait for you to cast the perfect Rengen?" "Then you’d use a fucking phoenix down! And save them and your magic!"

(Annoyed) [You hear someone shouting and you tell them to shut up.]

"Holy shit, ya gecko, there’s other people in there!"

(Perverted) [You introduce yourself in a rude way and you see someone's cute friend next to them. You sneak in a good pick up line.]

" I'm Cal. And your friend’s next broomstick if she wants a ride."

(Jerkish) [ You saw a guy last night dressed as a mermaid and it bothers you. you later in the day bully and demine him for it.]

{Director's Note: I know this is the same line copy and pasted but just tweaked a tiny bit but I just wanna see how well you can do this and be better than the original.}

"Don't you mean in the water? I know you'd rather be swimming with the other mermaids." "I just think you and the mermaids are gonna get along well." AW Come on! Like you don't remember galivanting around Bone Fest! You love making such a splash in your mermaid costume." "Hm no...But you loved dressing like one didn't you...All mermaid up like the prettiest queen of the seas~" "Your dad must be thrilled to call you his daughter!"

(Happy) [You finally meet your long lost friend's daughter after so long] 

"It’s nice to finally meet you outside of Lavender’s words."

(Wise and Studious) [You're teaching the class about the complexities of runes] 

"That’s fine, let’s continue class. So! The mystery of geebo has a long, deep history. The first geebo artifact was found in Witch Country during a lull in tensions that lasted long enough for Dwarven archeologists to obtain a permit to diggy hole. Once brought back to Scarbourough, most magical scholars agreed that it once held a rune. Some theorists say greebo could be one of the lost runes of the Beyblade alphabet."

(Sincere and Empathetic) [You as Trans Male watch as a student of yours struggles with his identity and doesn't know how to approach or even understand his issues. You remind him that you dealt with the same thing and it lead to the biggest change in your life.] 

"Snap, You see that girl in that photo...That used to be me...I used to feel like the way I was as a girl didn't define who I really wanted to be...So I started slowly wanting to be a guy... and it later showed me a drastic Transformation spell... It would change my life forever, I knew the risks and the way that people would view me...And yet I knew to deal with all that I can truly be happy with myself...So I did it...And it made me who I am today." 

(Dutiful yet scared) [You have changed into a giant cat demon and you are given a mission, but don't know what it is nor your name.]

"RAHHHH!!!! Wait! w-what's is my name?..." "I-I have... A MISSION!!"  

[You came back to your demon form and have a weird screech. You question it.]

"AH- Huh? That was weird...Anyway..."

[You tell your partner that she has killed no one yet, only did the first part of the plan.] 

"Stone isn’t dead, Neko-arc. Still gotta break them to actually kill them."

[You explain the reasoning for a killer rot that was made by your higher-ups to your partner for complaining about it] 

"Real toxic of you to think that corporate would manufacture a whole ass plant rot just to let it flop because of some water, don’t you think?"

[You explain the simplicity of your plan to your partner and give her a spark spell.]

"But don’t worry catgirl, they sent a special toy to make sure even a beta like you can get the job done. With this…" "Fuckin Medusa that shit. Game end the girls, steal the water, and kidnap  Rose. Easy enough? Nyan Cat?"

{Student}(Confused)[You're confused on what a mumbling teacher is trying to say] "I think... he wants us to make something?…" 

{Student}(In Peril) [You're getting attacked by a small group of crab creatures] "OH SHITTT- THEY’RE EVERYWHERE AND THEY'RE GETTING INTO MY SKIN!!! NO NO NOT UP THERE STOOOOOOOP!!! AHHHHHHH SAVE MEEE PLEASE!"

{Student} (Awkward, Shy)[You did the bare minimum for a task, own up to it] "I’m just doing this for the grade. Uh, don’t hurt me."

{Old Lady} (Cheery yet worried) [Your kids are lost in a cavern and want the guardians to save them but don't want to stand out from the crowd at the same time] Please! Save my children!

{Random Adult} (Sexual and seductive) [You're slowly coming on to a giant furry cat.. cant really explain that anymore than I can] Heyyy nice costume!~ looks like you could need some milk... Kissing booth's that way, if you're into furry shit I'm fair game.. giggles

{Orc woman} {Down bad, Grunty and rugged) [You've just pinned a helpless misogynist male against the wall and you wanna create a femdom situation sexy no-no] OH hoho no.. you're gonna be that man today...hehehe 

{Adult Mermaid} (helpful) [Your devising a plan with a group and suggest an idea] "Here! bubble's venom can knock the monster out so you can strike em!

{Student} (Afraid) [You're stuck in a room and smoke starts to fill in] "The smoke is coming in! We're all gonna die! Why did I even come to this school!?

{Student}(Confused)[You're confused on what a mumbling teacher is trying to say]

 "I think... he wants us to make something?…" 

{Student}(In Peril) [You're getting attacked by a small group of crab creatures]

 "OH SHITTT- THEY’RE EVERYWHERE AND THEY'RE GETTING INTO MY SKIN!!! NO NO NOT UP THERE STOOOOOOOP!!! AHHHHHHH SAVE MEEE PLEASE!"

{Student} (Awkward, Shy)[You did the bare minimum for a task, own up to it]

"I’m just doing this for the grade. Uh, don’t hurt me."

{Child} (Giddy, German Accent) [You're a younger brother of a sister you admire and want to cheer her on but sound very murderous] 

"RIP N TEAR PARSLEY!! Leave no bodies!"

{Old man} (Cocky) [You're evoking fear into the hearts of the new guardians cause you don't think they'll live] 

"Ha! I'm betting at all casualties and zero remains! 

{Student} (confused and paranoid, conspiring) [your teacher mad wolf noises in a cave, you see it him and everyone thinks it was joke but not you, you know you're right.] 

"Wait Hakone's not a wolf man!? but ya'll heard that right?! That had to be genuine! we know a cat man exists I know Hakone has to be a wolf man too!

{Tiny gremlin} (mischievous) [You're an gremlin trying to confuse some adventures, with only but your one riddle and wit. you also eat people] 

"HAHAHA You must solve my riddle solve it quick and fast! But say the wrong one and I'll eat your ass. 

{Bone Dragon} (Chill and normal) [You're a dragon that magically disintegrated and turned into bones and started to talk...and explodes into stars... seriously this does happen] 

"nah your good this is just a part of my aging process. And so is this! CELESTIAL COMBUSTION! 

{Bus Driver} (Rude, New York Accent) [You work a bus job and two girls give you one ticket cause they're gonna sit on each other's laps at the same time, you think its dumb] 

"How’d you get a ticket without seats?" "You girls know about school busses, right? You don’t gotta pay to share a seat on a public bus if you’re going to school."

{Knight} (Prideful but angry) [You are a child possessed by the ghost of a crusader destined to clear the Saracens from the holy land} 

"SILENCE INFIDEL!" *chant* "DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT!"

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