Heretical Tavern - Season 1
Project Overview
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Hi there my name is Lucas, and I'm back at it yet again trying to get two very important roles for our comedy/drama mixed series.
But where do you come in? Well I need a few VA's to act dumb and make funny voices. Ever play Dungeons and Dragons? If not no worries but I highly recommend taking a look at the concept of Chaotic Stupid. Why? See Below:
Our skits take place in a cinematic universe where basically every main character is either Chaotic Neutral or Chaotic stupid. Be it the schizophrenic Artificer with a God Complex, the Sadistic Paladin way too in love with the crusades, the love struck Necromancer just trying to raise a family, and many many more. I'm in need of Voice Actors that can really bring a genuine "I don't give two shits" attitude to these characters.
Who are we?
We are Heretical Fun House. You can find us on our two primary sites here:
https://www.tiktok.com/@hereticaltavern (Our Tik Tok where all these dumb vids are uploaded)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCypW2TiELdqodyKIAwh3i0Q (Our YouTube with skit compilations and story vids)
We make a ton of content that mostly revolves around comedic animations, podcasts, and are even making our first video game. For now though it's a bunch of DnD skits.
Our Tik Tok videos on average reach upwards of about 20,000-50,000 views and our YouTube is just now breaking the 1000 view per vid count. So we're chugging along!
REQUIREMENTS
- No echo or plosives in the mic. Please edit it to how you want this to sound, I do a lot of post work but I can't do a ton if the recording is filled with pops or AC in the back.
- Consistency. We have several scripts available and I wanna make sure to hammer them out in batches. I usually have about three a week at max. These are tik tok scripts so less than a minute of dialogue per script.
- Have fun. Overall this project for the Tik Tok skits is a short fun little side gig designed to make people laugh. Our characters may be chaotic pains in the ass but we want to make sure at the end of every video people are laughing and having a good time.
NOTE:
- Unlike our previous casting calls these two roles are going to primarily be part of our paid YouTube projects. In the event a recording is done for Tik Tok please understand these are unpaid. But YouTube vids will always be paid. I am in the processing of monitizing vids as well as getting a merch store so if that works out payment will be increased for all actors.
-Please note as well, these characters will curse and deal with very crude topics as they fall under the category of "Chaotic Stupid." So if you're uncomfortable with such things this is your heads up.
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"Per Project" I believe means per episode as a heads up. If I'm wrong this is a warning.
Our head honcho shadowy antagonist for the next couple seasons of the show. You are The Architect. A Fey Lord of incomprehensible power and time that has spent millennium playing cruel and twisted jokes on mortals and your own kind. Why? Because it's funny! Empathy and sanity are all but foreign concepts to you, The Architect.
For this voice we need a performer. A show stopper. And by this I mean someone whose voice has power and volume, as well as a tone of constant pride. After all you are an immortal Fey lord, why shouldn't you look down on everyone around you?
I highly recommend looking at this video here https://youtu.be/l222lTa9RsA?t=15 for a reference to the tone. This isn't picture perfect though. Remember you're a master of ceremonies! Cruel to your enemies and a hype man of joy to all the rest!
IMPORTANT CHARACTER NOTE:
In your mind, as the character, you are a master of ceremonies. A guardian of the metaphorical gateway our audience uses to watch the world of this comedy series. The maestro of this symphony of laughter, and a judgement of character only Gods could comprehend. So carry that pride. Carry that arrogance in your voice. I want to hear the unhinged mentality of a narcissist without equal when you apply for this.
Also we don't care for age or Gender, make the voice however you want, it'll be heavily edited in post to sound my fantastical.
FINAL NOTE:
-If you want to attempt to do some sound engineering and add effects to your audition by all means do so, but if you can't or don't want to don't worry too much.
Why? WHY?! Oh what is it about you mortals and always asking that question. Do none of you have a sense of HUMOR? I mean, would you even believe me if I said this was all one brilliant practical joke? Come on! You contacted a Devil, got it wrong and stumbled onto my door instead. You played the game, now you're stuck on my board. Isn't that just hilarious? Being forced to relive that moment in a loop? I'd say it's pretty hilarious! (Mad laughter)
Empathy, apathy, what's the difference? One says they care by lying about how bad it is. One cares by telling you exactly how bad it is. Much like you and me. Your fans will call me a villain merely because they met you first, and mine will say you're an arrogant mad man getting what they deserve. And at the end of the day all that matters is they are watching. They're watching, and they will keep watching.... Because deep down they like this... And I... Well... I Love it.
A kingdom has many meanings. To a man and woman it is a castle, to a king it is the world, and to a dog it is the home. And to me a Kingdom is the universe itself. A throne built of stars I have taken like prized jewels. You have had the gall to lash out at me and my gifts, but I am a being of mercy and forgiveness. So I grant you this unfinished parchment of a world. Create me a kingdom worth my time, and then? Then we shall discuss the restoration of yours. (Mad laughter)
(This character follows our 10-15$ per youtube video guideline)
-Asmodeus, Lord of the 9 Hells and master of tax fraud. You've got an army of demons all paid in valuable experience the internship provides them. The Artificer has been a pain in your ass ever since he broke into Hell and stole your fancy tooth pick looking spear, and now? Now vengeance will be swift no matter how many interns you have to throw at them!
https://youtu.be/0UoKxCyY-RA?t=16 See here for the previous voice, as we are looking for a more permanent replacement.
Yeah I can handle that. I got a some new demons recently that I can throw at the problem, specifically the ones I owe money to... Hey hey, don't look at me like that, you can call your paladins whatever fancy titles you want, they're basically interns with superpowers. Superpowers that don't pay rent. I bet you've done the same.
CONTEXT: You and a few other gods are planning an attack on our main party, and you're offering up some Demons. After getting a few looks because you're throwing the ones you owe money at the problem, you call the Gods out.I'm not saying we should rule the idea out entirely, no, it's a good idea but... Maybe we can move away from using mustard seed and actually use oh I don't know... Something else mustard related that can ACTUALLY. FUCKING. KILL. PEOPLE. By the nine hells how do you fuck that one up?
- In true Demonic fashion, you had gas ready to be deployed. Instead it was actual mustard. You're surrounded by idiots, and damn it you know you're one too.This is like the second human this month that's broken into Mt. Celestia, why haven't you assholes invested in bullet proof glass? I know I'm cheap but what the hell is your excuse?
-Be more annoyed over anything. Like again? Really? This happened again?
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