the amazing bologna

I am a man who wanted to do this professionally for years. I trained and now got the equipment to push myself. I am your voice, I will work hard for you, but don't get me wrong. I'm a doof. I'm a silly joke making bumbling happy face who wants to make you smile! Unless you're a murderer, then I will not try to make you smile. If you're not a murderer, then I'll be happy to work for ya!