Fire Emblem Three and a Half Houses is an upcoming abridged series based on the video game, Fire Emblem: Three Houses. The series will cover all four routes including the side story, so spoilers ahead as expected. In this series, we follow Byleth, a professor who is aware that the entire series is nothing but a dating sim taped with chess elements. There are twists, romance, comedy, unnecessary musical numbers, and much more.
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The main character of the show! She is an expert when it comes to Three Houses... at least for the Blue Lions and Golden Deers route. While being hung up with the past, she is stuck with the Black Eagles and wishes to skip the boring Pre-Time Skip. She is aware that this is all a game and would often go on and on about it. Although she isn't so nice to her students, she at least tries to make them worth it.
VOICE REFERENCE: https://youtu.be/jBPP28tzwlw?t=75
SONG REFERENCE: https://youtu.be/MfTeJda2ENU
NOTE: I don't mind if you don't do an impression of this character. This is an abridged series, so I'm open to any voice in mind.
"Professor Byleth here. I don’t have a class yet but I’m confident to lead these students. So confident that I will (gets emotional) protect every last one of them…"
"(Angry) These kids! (Fighting Grunts) They can’t do ANYTHING right! Why do I gotta do everything?! AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!"
(Sung)
Reach for my hand
I'll soar away
Into the dawn, oh, I wish I could stay
Here in cherished halls
In peaceful days
I fear the edge of dawn
Knowing time betrays
Edelgard is the leader of the Black Eagles and heir to the Adrestian Empire. In this series, she contains the same personality as being confident and a leader. However, she has her own tricks up her sleeves. She is often jealous of Dimitri for capturing the attention of her professor, the Female Byleth. She is also not fond of cheese.
VOICE REFERENCE: https://youtu.be/dPb4MWIItU0
NOTE: I don't mind if you don't do an impression of this character. This is an abridged series, so I'm open to any voice in mind.
I am Edelgard von Hresvelg. I am the House Leader of the Black Eagles and the heir to the Adrestian Empire. With our new Professor at our side, I am in no doubt that we will rise from the ashes.
(Angry) Why can't ANY of you just kill him already?! Is it THAT hard when he's currently having a flashback over there?! How hard is it to be on the enemy's radar and just stab them? It's not that hard! Why can't--
(Weak) I don’t want my friends… my family… my allies... to fall because of me… I now know what my fate is…
Dimitri is the Prince of Faerghus and the House Leader for the Blue Lions. He keeps himself composed but can do a little crazy when something triggers him. He switches from a calm, soothing voice to a raspy crackhead kind of like he took a bunch of cigarettes. He also loves cheese.
VOICE REFERENCE (For his normal voice): https://youtu.be/wKYRqqX3wa4
NOTE: I don't mind if you don't do an impression of this character. This is an abridged series, so I'm open to any voice in mind.
My name is Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd. I am the House Leader for the Blue Lions. I don’t like talking about myself, but I can reassure you that our house has many students whom I can consider to be my friends.
(Raspy) Kill every last one of them! (Clears throat) Sorry. Force of habit.
(Holds in laughter) Y-Yeah, sorry. (clears throat) Is this some kind of twisted-- (cracks up)
Caspar is the second-born son of House Bergliez and the step-nephew of Randolph and Fleche. In this series, he's full of action and loves justice. Much like in the original, he keeps his energetic self with a fighting sense. He also finds cats cute.
VOICE REFERENCE: https://youtu.be/dPb4MWIItU0?t=334
NOTE: I don't mind if you don't do an impression of this character. This is an abridged series, so I'm open to any voice in mind.
Caspar, the defender of justice! Call me if you need me to beat a bad guy up because I would and it would be great.
Um, are you sure this is safe, Professor?
(Writes something down) Don't criticize… How do you spell that?
Dorothea is a commoner in the Black Eagles House. She was once a singer in the Mittelfrank Opera Company in Enbarr. In this series, she is usually shunned by her peers for being a commoner. Not only that, but she would also call out Ferdie anytime he utters a single word.
VOICE REFERENCE: https://youtu.be/dPb4MWIItU0?t=474
NOTE: I don't mind if you don't do an impression of this character. This is an abridged series, so I'm open to any voice in mind.
I’m a former Opera Singer and one of the most charming students of the Black Eagles. I promise you, Professor. You won’t be disappointed.
It sounds kind of reckless, don't you think?
Please, Seteth, let us borrow this room a little longer? You can continue to write your novel in the corner if you please.
Sylvain is a noble in the Kingdom of Faerghus who possesses a crest. He is a big flirt much like the original game but is a lot more desperate. By desperate I mean... VERY. DESPERATE. He's not liked as much in his house.
VOICE REFERENCE: https://youtu.be/wKYRqqX3wa4?t=377
NOTE: I don't mind if you don't do an impression of this character. This is an abridged series, so I'm open to any voice in mind.
So, I heard you’re accepting students with 5 years of guaranteed survival.
So, are you in or are you in? Or perhaps you’re in me.
Just so you know, I'm happy to be your wingman. I mean it would be a shame if someone like me were to pluck her like a tiny flower before a big and strong man like--
Mercedes was a noble from the Empire until her House was abolished. After her father remarried, she became a noble in the Kingdom of Faerghus. Just like in the original, she is a sweet and gentle soul. There's just a limit to it.
VOICE REFERENCE: https://youtu.be/wKYRqqX3wa4?t=214
NOTE: I don't mind if you don't do an impression of this character. This is an abridged series, so I'm open to any voice in mind.
Do you need someone to sew your clothes? Heal you up? Lend an ear? Just come to me and I’ll help. Have my super positivity energy!
He was in the Monastery. Haven't you ever seen him before? He had some missing items on the ground.
I hope he dedicated himself to the Goddess. Otherwise, he would be reuniting with that Maiden in hell.
Ingrid is a noble from the Kingdom of Faerghus and is also the childhood friend of Dimitri, Felix, and Sylvain. She is meant to get married but wants to become a knight instead. She would usually be in front of people if they do something unnoble like mostly with Sylvain.
VOICE REFERENCE: https://youtu.be/wKYRqqX3wa4?t=528
NOTE: I don't mind if you don't do an impression of this character. This is an abridged series, so I'm open to any voice in mind.
Whatever happens, we have to be at his side. He's our friend and he needs all the support he can get.
(Angry) Sylvain! Get back here! You’re a part of the Blue Lions!
Did you just yawn out loud? Do you have any dignity?
Hilda is the youngest daughter of House Goneril and a part of the Golden Deers. She's a pretty lazy character with a big mouth. In this series, although she is quite lazy, she talks a lot of smack around people and excuses it as being "ignorant."
VOICE REFERENCE: https://youtu.be/wNJjR4OUhew?t=80
NOTE: I don't mind if you don't do an impression of this character. This is an abridged series, so I'm open to any voice in mind.
(Chants) Hilda! Hilda! Hilda!
Yeah, she looks too… How do I say this without being offensive? Oh, I got it! Slutty!
It’s not racist if you’re ignorant.
Lorenz is a noble from the House of Gloucester and a part of the Golden Deers. He speaks down upon peasants ... and that's it. He got a helmet haircut that his peers like to make fun of.
VOICE REFERENCE: https://youtu.be/wNJjR4OUhew?t=170
NOTE: I don't mind if you don't do an impression of this character. This is an abridged series, so I'm open to any voice in mind.
I told you that you need to be this tall in order to be a Dark Flier.
You may be a peasant, but you're our peasant.
I will lend in my strength for you and Claude.
Leonie was an apprentice of Jeralt and a part of the Golden Deers. She once lived in a village, where she met Jeralt as a kid. Ever since she's been a mega simp. She loves your dad but is a hard worker.
VOICE REFERENCE: https://youtu.be/wNJjR4OUhew?t=499
NOTE: I don't mind if you don't do an impression of this character. This is an abridged series, so I'm open to any voice in mind.
We’re ready when you are, Claude!
We’ll take down those guys. For Captain Jeralt!
I hate you. You didn’t love Jeralt as MUCH as I do! I’m gonna be better than you, so take that!
Lysithea is smol. Don't call her that though. But she is smol.
VOICE REFERENCE: https://youtu.be/wNJjR4OUhew?t=368
NOTE: I don't mind if you don't do an impression of this character. This is an abridged series, so I'm open to any voice in mind.
Just because I'm small doesn't mean I can't make this thing fly. Besides, I'm trying to study to be a dark flier, so I must ace this.
(Motivated) Stop insulting yourself! Love yourself! Accept yourself! Buy a lot of candy and eat it! Whatever makes you happy because you’re worth it, Marianne! Now say it with me: “I’m worth it!”
(Annoyed) Do you want to get Dark Spike T in the ass?
Balthus is a member of the Ashen Wolves and probably the biggest character student you'll ever meet next to Hubert and Dedue. He's broke like a joke and needs money now. He's a little airheaded but is loyal and nice to his pack. By auditioning you'll be offering him your wallet, so good for him (if you want it back, call Hilda).
VOICE REFERENCE: https://youtu.be/4K0GN4XZhB8?t=74
NOTE: I don't mind if you don't do an impression of this character. This is an abridged series, so I'm open to any voice in mind.
That’s just BS! We have plenty of students! We got me, Yuri, Hapi, Constance-- Uhh… me? I said me right?
Oh I tried. Apparently I'm allergic to rich, snobby folks with helmet-shaped haircuts.
You said it, pal! Rubber Swords are the best weapons.
She's not Hapi. Hasn't slept in days and when she needs to yawn she goes "yawn." She loves Kazoos though (don't worry, you don't need one to audition, but it would be neato if you did).
VOICE REFERENCE: https://youtu.be/4K0GN4XZhB8?t=308
NOTE: I don't mind if you don't do an impression of this character. This is an abridged series, so I'm open to any voice in mind.
Stand back, everyone. Imma sigh into my harmonica really hard now.
All that Kazoo practices for nothing... What a waste.
Honestly, can you be a little less reckless, chatterbox?
Crest. Crest. Crest. Crest. Crest. Crest. Did I mention CREST?! Oh yeah, he's also an old man who was once a noble.
VOICE REFERENCE: https://youtu.be/jBPP28tzwlw?t=456
NOTE: I don't mind if you don't do an impression of this character. This is an abridged series, so I'm open to any voice in mind.
My name is Hanneman. I am a professor here in Garreg Mach and a Crest Enthusiast. I am proud to be teaching these students. (Unassumed) Then there's Sylvain.
For all my years teaching at this academy, I believe I excel greatly in Reason. So I can give you many reasons why this class is helpless.
(Not full of energy) Oh no… Manuela. (Normal) Anyway, who wants to hear about my research?
Manuela was once a singer in the Mittlefrank Opera House. She teaches the Golden Deers and regrets the choice to this very day. Not many people seem to care about her as much.
VOICE REFERENCE: https://youtu.be/jBPP28tzwlw?t=555
NOTE: I don't mind if you don't do an impression of this character. This is an abridged series, so I'm open to any voice in mind.
I'm Manuela. I teach the Golden Deers and if I'm being honest this had to be the worst decision that I've ever made in my entire life. Honestly, these kids have no respect.
(Ugly sobs) It's just awful! Truly awful! I pretended to be dead for a couple of hours and they didn't even care!
(Frustrated) Why did I leave the Opera?! I think I rathered be set up with Sylvain than this piece of--
Shamir. Introduction over. Doesn't speak much. Straight forward. That is all.
VOICE REFERENCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1-4WsfsPMY
NOTE: I don't mind if you don't do an impression of this character. This is an abridged series, so I'm open to any voice in mind.
This is Shamir. There's a Fishing Tournament. That's it.
He's not funny. In fact, he never was. Even if I tell him the truth, he still goes at it like an old grandparent.
(Frustrated) What does this "because" excuse even mean?!
Jeritza is a teacher in the Officer's Academy but doesn't actually do anything because he dips after a few chapters. He's a man of a few words and is obsessed with killing people, but he is dumb enough to glue his horse to the floor.
VOICE REFERENCE: https://youtu.be/dPb4MWIItU0?t=1259
NOTE: I don't mind if you don't do an impression of this character. This is an abridged series, so I'm open to any voice in mind.
I am Jeritza. Don't talk to me, don't look at me, and don't ever try to fight me.
… I knew I shouldn't have glued my horse onto the floor. (Sighs) Well, you’re on your own pal.
Soon, they’ll arrive at our trap. We'll surprise them with a secret attack, then they'll have no choice but to surrender at my will. I will not be humiliated… not again.
