Dice Hard 2018 Trailer Released
Please see Trailer for upcoming movie below. If you could like and share that would be great!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlNV51rpr-g&t=
Dice Hard
Project Overview
Dice Hard is a feature length comedy using animated characters from final fantasy XI. The story and editing has been done soley by myself. I am looking for a group of voice actors that can give this project a professional finish.
The story tries to parody Die hard's basic storyline, characters trapped in a hostage situation but is accompanying by many more characters that bring a rice comedy style to the movie.
The project has taken around 2 years on and off, but hope to finish for a May Release. Some scenes may need a further tidy up, and many custom backgrounds will have added Easter eggs and fun things to notice on 2nd viewings perhaps. I am open to answer any questions you may have regarding the castings. Please PM me on site for further contact details.
I am offering paid roles to most characters, I would like to make payments via Pay Pal or BACS if possible. Payment will not be provided until a role has been complete and checked..
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New Role - Artist
Very excited to finish this project. After an artist for a cover picture. pay amount $50, see role in main project. -
Added most casting roles for the movie, including 2 main roles another voice actor was unable to do. New deadline of 14th of April
Please see new 8 roles include 2 leading characters.
Project Roles:
Cid
Helpful Tonbery
Excited Lady
Armed Man 7
Stage Person
Armed Man 5
Artist
Machine Gun Man
Maat
Guest 3
Nora Branch
Hostage 1
Scared Lady
Batman
Legion
Evil Taru
Cornell Watt
Lt. Wright
Director
Gail Breeze
Ivor Shufflebotham
Armed man 1
Mr. Wong
King Tarquin the 2nd
Armed man 2
Armed Man 4
Hot lady
Shirley Knott
Armed lady 2
Edward Scissor Hands
Gwyneth
Lotta Eyes
Armed Man 3
Swanson
Voice Actor
Cid
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Script_Wayford
Taken hostage and held in the hostage room early on. Male middle aged deepish voice, quite livery, american cowboy like.
Last role i need I need this character to be complete by Friday 18th May.
What the hebber jebbers just happened?
Haha, well that’s ok fella, what goes in has to come back out, first thing we need to do is to find some great ales to go in ya, haha come with me!
Well I’ll be damned it’s a pleasure to meet a fellow captain, Say boy what are you a captain of anyway?
Voice Actor
Helpful Tonbery
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
jmoonvoice
Creapy Voice – Male prefered but open to female castings also. The character is helpful but due to the way he sounds and looks people mistake it as some evil creature and go to measures to avoid or kill it. I sort of picture this guy being a bit like Golem from LORT.
Are you sure, I really don’t mind helping young fleshly humes with their problems
I’m sorry if I startled you my friend, I however am not born of this world so neither can I die, all I am looking to do is(interrupted)
Voice Actor
Excited Lady
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
deleted2539
Young female. Sounding very excited to be on TV hence the title
Cooie, look at me I’m a rich girl. (gun shot)
Wait stay there, I want my pic taken up against the Casino.
Voice Actor
Armed Man 7
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Anthony LoGatto
an extra henchman, couple of lines, will fancy a British accent, English, Scottish etc more than others.
Sir for the last time, I am not letting you in, please step away.
Voice Actor
You know the decent thing would be just to show Blind Pete the way to the bathroom.
Voice Actor
Look out! It’s got a knife!
Artist
Artist
closed
Unpaid
Looking for an artist that can make a cover picture for my movie project to be used on DVD. I have created a draft template. looking for someone who can make it look more professional, and more fun. Please let me know if your interested.
Looking for maybe 2 versions, 1920 by 1080 and a square ratio that may work better printed on the DVD, let's say 1080 by 1080. I dont think file format matters, better the quality the better.
Template:
http://www.majestic-linkshell.com/ArtTemplate.jpg
Say something you think would fit
Voice Actor
Machine Gun Man
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Seeker
Main villain from prequel, a Henchman now to Legion, his only goal is to seek revenge over JellyBean. Ideally a British accent. Character should sound unstable and perhaps changes tempo and style of voice throughout conversations. Evil laugh essential! I am thinking a more high pitch voice may be better.
What!? Do you know how risky that is you fumbling nitwit. Did they recognize you?
Don't interrupt, you lump of invested mold. Despite what Legion thinks this is my moment, my revenge, everything I have aspired to leads to this moment. I won’t let you or any one ruin this for me.
Fricken eh, since when were they working, you know how many fricken floors I’ve climbed up already! Wait until I get my hands on that oversized growth.
Voice Actor
Maat
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Patmontello
Male – Cockney style monty phython like char(you lucky lucky bastard!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EI7p2p1QJI scene. Head of the naval Seal unit, is old and senile again but has a lot more marbles than our Colonel.
Father to a murdered wife, Husband to a murdered Child, 2nd Cousin to a man with 2nd degree burns caused by putting his hands into a deep fat fryer and beast master to the Seals of navy.
Oh that’s all very well coming from you surfaces with your fancy floors, fresh air and sunlight. I’ve crawled 2 miles through this foul tainted water and the odd rank thing that floats on by to say hello. I mean there are corpses down here, that’s not right at all now is it.
Yes… It is rather odd.
Voice Actor
Oh that? That’s an old mythological creature from the south continent called a potato fairy.
Voice Actor
Nora Branch
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
angelina amber
Female – younger to middle aged – forgien accent, maybe French or Indian.
Colonel this way, we are live in 2 minutes. I’ve got to say sir, standing up to those mean terrorists like you do, I just have to admire your balls.
Voice Actor
Hostage 1
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
christianoboyle
Male – Young to middle age, open to any style of casting.
Take your hands off me you filthy potato, just who do you guys think you are.
Voice Actor
Look I'm sorry if I offended you it's just the chasing and the guns, one just assumes...
Well what about your partner, adjudging he is along the same path as me, wouldn’t shooting me endanger him also?
Voice Actor
Hmm yes, that’s my symbol alright, hang on guys I’m coming.
Voice Actor
Legion
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Anthony Parise
Main villain. Takes a casino hostage to play a gambling game where victims must let their fate be decided by a roll of the dice. Takes things very litral and therefore lacks understanding of humor in some scenes. Softly spoken, older gentleman’s voice.
I knew a wall once, it was just a pile of stones really, a pebble here, a rock there, but despite its imperfections I loved that wall. It took me a long time to get over that wall; never again will I go through that agony.
NOW WE SHALL CUT THROUGH THE WALL, WATCH IT CRUMBLE FROM INSIDE AND PASS THROUGH IT AS IF IT WAS NOTHING, NOTHING AT ALL!
Ah Yes, Nemezous, it seems that your brother has had the luck of the draw, but you my friend have fallen short. Tell me young sir, do you ever fancy a flutter, maybe you are a man who plays life with the element of chance rather than fate? I have always adopted this philosophy, do you know why?
We are Legion, for we are many…
Oh that’s right, my mistake, I forgot I’m not at home. You see at home I have a room filled with mirrors; it makes for quite an elaborate effect.
Voice Actor
Evil Taru
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
MRodriguez
Taken hostage and held in the hostage room early on, is actually as his name suggest evil and is naughty in 1-2 scenes. Young squeaky voice with a hint of mischievous
Do over! Everything on snake eyes!
I hear you fine gaffer, just wanted to see if you’d say it again
Voice Actor
Cornell Watt
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Seeker
In charge of the anti-terrorist group trying to bring Legion down, the Cornell is old and somewhat senile creating a mix of confusion. Based of Hot shots character Adm. Thomas 'Tug' Benson (Lloyd Bridges)
Hmm what is this lad, a letter? Hmm some sort of code, doesn’t seem to make any sense, just appears to be a bunch of random letters mixed together with some spaces here and there.
Snails eh? I wouldn’t have thought they were big enough to hold a club, well no matter; it’s not everyone’s game. Lt. why don’t you fill us in with the hostage situation?
You can’t take a guess for an hour? You do have some problems son. Lt. Where’s my seal unit
Voice Actor
Lt. Wright
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
firestar1st
Young to middle aged female. The character is a bit of a schemer, up for tricking the Cornell into getting her own way.
Of course one would fully assume your cooperation with the mission; one wouldn’t wish to be arrested for tax affairs would they?
You are sir, unfortunately we had to make do with a more novice team of actual seals due to expenses paid on water coolers last month.
Sir Please don’t be too harsh on the Private he has been having some marriage problems with Mrs. Love after she received some interesting photos yesterday. I don’t think he is in the right mind to offer any real advice.
Voice Actor
Director
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
savillevoices
Young female - Helping with the show initially then mistakes Legion for an improv actor. Cameo appearance for Hitch Hikers guide to vanadiel
Mr. Nemezar I think we’re about ready to get this show started would you and your guests please take their seats.
Despite not knowing of the filming, Delve busters became one of our most loved movies in Vanadiel. It had everything from a T-Rex chase scene to love affair between an elf and a Turtle.
The newly achieved fame inspired a host of new movies.
That’s great, lovely, Lovely. If we can get the mobile compost heap back down for a second take though. Harry how are the stage lights? Do you think we have time to do the musical scene now
Voice Actor
Gail Breeze
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
voicelikecandy
TV Reporter, reporting from the office and later in a press conference on the situation.
Female, middle aged to young voice.
Hello I'm Gail Breeze and welcome to Channel 8 News, the recent explosion in down town Jeuno has caused fear and devastation, so far no one has come forward to take responsibility regarding the bomb, but intelligence indications that this may well have been yet again another goblin attack.
The attack took place on Pluck & Feathers Garage next door to the Grand Jeuno Casino Hotel; the attack comes hours before the Casino hosts a major award ceremony for the famed Nemezar and his new movie The man with the machine gun on an airship.
We're live now with Ivor Shufflebotham
What on earth is going on in that building. Still no sign of any anti-terrorist group, I hate to think what Michael Bruce and Douglas Willis make of this?
The newly achieved fame inspired a host of new movies.
Well I certainly hope he gets his money back, poor Asian chappy.
We’ll be back with updates after the commercial.
Voice Actor
Ivor Shufflebotham
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
CraftyMatt
Reporter on the ground outside of the casino
Male, middle age, deep voice.
Sadly that won’t work Gail, the fat chocobo is a great design and will surely go down as a classic but like most garages that manufactured them, they forgot truly how large they really are and they are unable to get them out of the garage.
Things are getting tense down here as you can visually see the terrorists guarding the front entrance and sounds of another gun shot from the upper levels really puts the situation into perspective.
It seems we have some activity from the roof, it appears to be some sort of jipsey man perhaps begging for cash, I’d throw money at him but I don’t think it’d reach him Gail
Voice Actor
Armed man 1
closed
Unpaid
Male – Cockney British accent. Scenes based off monty pythons holy grail coconut scene.
My my, we do have a slow one. Now I’ve got a gun right? an AK 47 semi-automatic, has 30 rounds and can fire 600 rounds a minute with a range of 350 meters. You're running at a rate of 15 miles per hour in a straight line, a single bullet is going to travel down the same path at 2350 feet per second. Now if I really wanted to kill you I’d just have shot my weapon rather than chase you down. Am I right?
Well yes obviously if I had wanted to shoot her I would have been calculating the rate of velocity of the traveling bullet against the angle over the standard gravity value and adding into the account to the applied wind resistance, needed I note that were in doors and that’s hardly a factor for this occasion.
The newly achieved fame inspired a host of new movies.
Nothing funny about Mr. Bean, you think he’s making this up as he goes along?
Voice Actor
Mr. Wong
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
KyoShinya
Male – Middle aged to older, Asian accent essential. Perhaps not as stereotypical as South park’s City wook Tuong Lu Kim, but a strong Chinese accent will do nice. Mr Wong owns the casino and is brought in to help anti-terrorist group with their plans.
Yes, I would say they are bearable… (pause showing private Love)
I mean I wouldn’t say that at all, I would say that my staying here and the possibility of me liking the place were adequate for my basic needs.
Nooo tis very bad, this man is a liar and a cheat. He owes me a lot of money. He’s meant to be barred from Jeuno Casinos, he must of snuck in while your damm terrorists arrived.
Oohh, I see, you try black mail me, that very clever, you sneaky rat. (cough)
Connell Watt, pleasure to meet you.
Voice Actor
King Tarquin the 2nd
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
jswayward
Young to middle age male – very liverly and confident American accent – cowboy ish!
Plays at the slot machines the entire film, and persuades an armed lady to play slots with him. Another Cameo appearance for Hitch Hikers guide to vanadiel
Woah, damn lady, you almost gave me a heart attack; you shouldn’t just go jumping out at people like that!
But damn me mi ’lady you are mighty fine, what brings you to my part of the woods.
Sure doll, sit right here and I’ll show you how to work it
You go girl! Hey grandpa if you don’t mind we’re trying to play here.
Voice Actor
Armed man 2
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Ste Holland
Male – Cockney British acent. Scenes based off monty pythons holy grail cocnut scene.
Oh, now were executioners, really? I think she’s just making this up as she goes along.
She has got a point mate, you need to account for your shooting accuracy, it’ll be lower at a further range, and correct for wind resistance of course. You could have been chasing her to acquire a superior angle of which to fire from?
Oh I’m sure a self-erecting Viagra box, that seems very plausible.
Voice Actor
Armed Man 4
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Adamisajoker
Male – British accent preferred but not essential.
We had an anonymous tip off from a spikey haired fella, but that’s not your concern Mr. Jellybean, if that even is your real name.
Oh my not another one of those, just assumes everything will be alright and when problems occur thinks nothing off it. Maybe we should ask Captain hindsight to come down and lend you a hand.
Are you sure this is the guy Machine gun man wants, seems a bit of a funny duddy to me mate, doesn’t even understand why we find his name funny, oh my.
Voice Actor
Hot lady
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
renichan
Female – Young – open to any casting style.
Has scene in hotel room, is very concerned a secret agent will have their way with her and then be a target for the enemy.
Oh noo, please, please don’t hurt me.
I’ve seen Bond, he always forces himself onto the hot lady, she falls for him, they make love, next morning he leaves and the bad guys end up killing her just to get to Bond, it’s almost as if he just uses them for sex and has no respect for them, I hate men like that…
Voice Actor
My name Hilarious? It’s Shirley Knott.
Voice Actor
WOOOOOOOH YA!, GET IN THERE! DING DING DING DING!
Voice Actor
Edward Scissor Hands
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
RyanDoesVoices
Sound like Edward Scissor hands J
Found in the male bathroom by Nemezar, he is looking for help to go to the toilet.
Oh thank god someone came, my helper friend ran off in all the commotion; I’ve been standing here for the past half hour. Would you help me sir?
Voice Actor
Gwyneth
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Jennifer Desaulniers
Based off Muppets waldorf and statler, Gwyneth is a female character but should act like the aforementioned muppets. I feel her “Ha” might sound good like a Lois Griffith from family guy.
A ramp. Kinda needed it on the account I no longer have any steps.
The Launderette, Ha!
Voice Actor
Lotta Eyes
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Jennifer Desaulniers
Female –any style
Reporter from the helicopter sees Jelly later on as a beggar for money and tries to speak Spanish to him
I’m sorry sir but I don’t speak Spanish
Get off the roof it’s not safe, you’ll find no money up here.
Voice Actor
Armed Man 3
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Electricstar
Male – Middle aged– British accent preferred but not essential.
Ewwwwww, Lady that is sick, were just trying to do a job here…
Voice Actor
Swanson
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Patmontello
Based off Muppets waldorf and statler, Swanson is male and would preferably sound like one of the 2 aforementioned muppets.
Hey do you think he realizes his whole live life randomly by chance idea is completely flawed by forcing people to choose to live like that?
They fall out of bed, Haha
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