Be More Chill Online
Project Overview
Our aim is to make an online production of this musical. We will cast actors to deliver lines and sing songs as well as find people to make animatics to accompany. We hope this will be a successful project. Starting with the casting of actors and artists, we will soon get to work on recording lines and animating scenes. All will be done in an orderly fashion. The only guidelines are:
- Be 16 or older (May make exceptions for a few characters (just pm here to ask, first))
- Can audition for as many characters as you’d like
- Have a Skype to communicate with as well as an email that you check frequently
Our tumblr page is: be-more-chill-online.tumblr.com
The YouTube channel we will be using is here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvlmJNUR8VIw7uhUNGR9nWw
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Latest Updates
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If you are interested in either, please audition with these new lines! Even if you auditioned beforehand, if you are still interested, feel free to audition again!
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Callback Info
Just to remind people, I send callback information tomorrow. Currently, I am missing information from 5 people! While I have commented on everyone's auditions, I thought I'd update as a reminder, as well. Please get me your information asap If you do not send the information, you won't get the role. And two roles will be immediately cast if certain people do not send their info. If I am unable to get everyone's information by Monday, I will find other people to replace them with in ensemble roles. -
Emails
All emails that you send me get redacted, so when you send in your emails, please send them like this: personatrash/@/gmail.com It goes through like that! Also, I don't need Discords, I will just send out an invite link But Skypes are appreciated as I will be making a group for us to all read the script together -
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Forgot to mention, you have 10 days to send me your information! Afterwards, I'll send the callback lines out to whoever I have -
Callbacks
Hi, everyone! Kotone, here! I am so thrilled with how good auditions have been! I didn't expect to receive so many and I'm very impressed! But, with so many good people, it's hard to choose someone to cast. I have put together a list of people to call back! (Three roles are already cast, however) If you find yourself in the following list, please message me immediately. I will need your email, Skype name, and I plan on making a Discord server for everyone to talk on, so be prepared for that. If you are here, not only are you to send in more recordings, you are automatically ensemble if you don't get a part! Jeremy: -McMerrison -Ja5E -drift_compatible SQUIP: -11254man (BTVA) -drift_compatible -allieactress -Role may also be self cast Christine: -portal_is_life -torirose97 -GetSquipped -InnocentlyCreating (BTVA) Michael: -bradleyherrman -Kuroba_Iwaton -McMerrison -IsaacsVoice -drift_compatible -SpookyBazz (BTVA) Jake: -Sturty658 -McMerrison -bradleyherrman Rich: -lukeycharms (cast!) Chloe: -RiL_K (BTVA) -lampoflot -Shealynn12 Brooke: -RiL_K (BTVA) -lampoflot -LadyShellhead -allieactress Jenna: -lampoflot -Shealynn12 Mr. Heere: -HaidenG (cast) Mr. Reyes: -HaidenG -lampoflot Scary Stockboy: -HaidenG (cast) Please get back to me, soon! I'd love to get everyone cast as soon as possible! PS, if anyone knows a good way to get instrumental tracks, that would be great. And if anyone can find artists to animate, that would be wonderful. Our tumblr page has all the information for how they can audition
High school awesomeness personified. One of the popular guys, he’s Chloe’s ex and wants to date Christine. He frequently changes his extracurriculars and goes from woman to woman. Think of him as that one popular guy in high school. We all know /the/ one.
Cool. Hey, a bunch of us are going out after practice today. You should join. “Parting is such sweet”… (Christine: Sorrow?) Whatever. (Spots Jeremy) Hey, dude. Someone wrote BOYF on your backpack.
Yeahh… We’re not meeting the rest of the cast. I figured we could get to know each other. Alone. That’s why I’m taking you to one of my favorite spots in the universe. Sbarro-
Jeremy, I know you’re not having sex on my parent’s bed, because if you were, I’d have to rip your balls off!
(Excerpt of "Halloween")
Who's ready for my Halloween party?
Everybody's got a red Solo cup
Fill it up, fill it up
Hear the beer spill on the ground
Everybody's all like "'Sup!
Yo man, 'sup!
Let's catch up!
Let's smoke up!
Look how many drinks I've downed!"
Every single song's all like "Whoop!"
They're all "Whoop!"
We're like "Yup,
Turn it up!"
As we stumble to the sound
'Cause a Halloween party's a rad excuse
To put your body through mad abuse
And I might pass out but it's alright
'Cause I'm Halloween partyin' hard tonight
(Woo!)
It's Halloween!
(Woo!)
It's Halloween!
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(Excerpt from "The Smartphone Hour")
R-I-C-H
Can't you see?
Just how much I care about your tragedy
Change my profile pic to you
Now I full understand what you're going through
R-I-C-H
It's a drag
I read, she read, they read you're in a body bag
R-I-C-H
Can't you see?
Just how much I love your tragedy
I wrote Christine a letter telling her how I feel. I tore it up and flushed it. … That’s still progress.
It’s… original. I mean, amazing. Seriously. I can’t believe I’m with a girl who looks like you.
You could be inside world leaders, presidents. Famous people! What are you doing in me? What do you want?(Part from More Than Survive)Should I take a bus or walk instead?I feel my stomach filling up with dreadWhen I get nervous my whole face goes redDude, weigh the options calmly and be stillA junior on the bus is killer weakBut if I walk when I arrive I'm gonna straight up reekAnd my boxers will be bunchy and my pits will leakUgh, God, I wish I had the skillTo just be fine and cool and chillI don't wanna be a hero,Just wanna stay in the line.I'll never be your Rob Deniro,For me, Joe Pesci is fine.And so, I follow my own rules,And I use them as my tools,To stay alive,I don't wanna be special, no, no,I just wanna survive!
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Welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor… Your SQUIP.
And you’re sure you want her? There are many females at this school. I’m accessing footage from the girls’ volleyball practice. It’s very impressive.
It’s useless resisting, Jeremy. I’m going to improve your life if I have to take over the entire student body to do it.(part of Pitiful Children)You were always quite the loser, JeremyThen I invadedAnd you upgradedBa-da-ba-baWoahJeremy, it's true that I found youBut look around youWoahAll your peers are just so incomple-e-eteYou can't see it, but they're all in p-a-a-ainTheir operating system's obsole-e-eteSo let's complete the chainsAnd get inside those brainsLet's save the pitiful children(Woah)Let's save the pitiful children(Woah)Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clueJust what to doHe-elp them to he-e-elp you
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The supercomputer in Jeremy’s head. Its sole purpose is to help Jeremy “be more chill”.
I told you accepting a ride was imperative. If this is going to work, you can’t just listen. You have to obey. Now repeat after me
You can’t… yet. Becoming the kind of man who can impress Christine requires more than working out a few bugs. You’re going to need to reboot your reputation. Supercharge your social standing. You need to upgrade. You need to get popular.
Not exactly. My quantum processor allows me to envision probable futures. While I did not know that, today, Eminem would be impaled by that rogue hockey stick, I was aware of the probability of a… favorable outcome.
(Excerpt from "Be More Chill pt 1")
Take your hands out of your pockets
Arch your back, puff out your chest
Add some swagger to your gate or
You'll look like a masturbator
Fix your posture, then the rest
All your nerdiness is ugly
All your stammering's a chore
Your tics and fidgets are persistent
And your charm is non-existent
Fix your vibe, then fix some more
Oh, everything about you is so terrible
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die
So don't freak out
And don't resist
And have no doubt
If I assist
You will
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(Excerpt from "The Smartphone Hour")
R-I-C-H
Can't you see?
Just how much I care about your tragedy
Change my profile pic to you
Now I full understand what you're going through
R-I-C-H
It's a drag
I read, she read, they read you're in a body bag
R-I-C-H
Can't you see?
Just how much I love your tragedy
It’s okay. I’m a little jealous actually. You never forget your first. Play rehearsal. Coming here is the highlight… of my life!
that was really one of my best roles, did you see that? I was incredibly commanding, I think. It made me feel like there just aren’t strong roles for women in theatre these days, particularly high school theatre, do you find that? Because I totally find that
There’s also a part of me that wants to do this (CHRISTINE makes a crazy, goblin freak-out noise!) So I did it!(Part from I Love Play Rehearsal)I love play rehearsalBecause it's the best!Because it is fun.I love play rehearsalAnd I get depressed as soon as it's done.But not depressed as in like kill yourself depressedNo, I'm not into self-harmDude, I swear, here check my arm!See, I just use the word to emphasize a point,Show the passion I have gotI am passionate a lot.I have mad, gigantic feelings,Red and frantic feelings,About most everythingLike gun control, like spring,Like if im living up to all I'm meant to be.I also have a touch of ADD.Where was I?
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Evolution’s survival of the fittest, right? But now, because of technology… you don’t have to be strong to survive. Which means there’s never been a better time in history to be a loser! So own it!
Seriously, what’s up with you? You’ve been acting shady ever since… since… It worked, didn’t it? Jeremy! That’s amazing! We gotta test it, we gotta celebrate, we gotta – get stoned in my basement!
I mean, what’s not on the internet? So I started asking around. Finally, this guy I play Warcraft with… told me how his brother went from a straight D student to a freshman at Harvard. You know where he is now? He’s in a mental hospital. Totally lost it.(Part from Michael in the Bathroom)I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fallI could stay right here or disappear, and nobody'd even notice at allI'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me aloneBut I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly, or pretend to check a text on my phoneEverything felt fine when I was half of a pairNow through no fault of mine, there's no other half thereNow I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom, at a partyForget how long it's beenI'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
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High school awesomeness personified. One of the popular guys, he’s Chloe’s ex and wants to date Christine. He frequently changes his extracurriculars and goes from woman to woman. Think of him as that one popular guy in high school. We all know /the/ one.
Can I say something stupid? When I saw you die in the play last year... That was like the saddest I’d felt in a long time. It was like everything in my life, all the pressure I feel to be the best, at everything, all the time… Suddenly felt so small. And then, when you go up at the end for your victory dance… I remember thinking, “I’m glad that girl’s not dead… before I ever got the chance to know her.” Stupid, right?
I figured we could get to know each other. Alone(Part of Upgrade)Do you wanna come overTo my place tonight?We'll get all sportyAnd play cricketOr get a fortyAnd just kick itMy parents won't be homeSo its alrightThey laundered moneyNow they're on the runWhich means the house is emptySo, that's funOh yeah, yeahNever hung with a girl like you beforeI don't know if you know itBut I am sureThat, for me, you are an upgrade
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You could be, if you weren’t hunched over all scared all the time. The only thing more pathetic is the way you’re sneaking off to a stall to get away from me. Stall’s for girls. You a girl, Jeremy?
Yo, fucking dads, right?! He usually passes out by nine, you should come over, play X-box. You know with a squip, the only controller you need… is your mind?
(with slight lisp) Sorry? I’m finally free of that shiny happy hive mind! When I get outta here, the ladies are gonna learn to love the real Richard Goranski! (an epiphany) And the dudes. Oh my god, I’m totally bi!(Part of Squip Song)Freshman yearI didn't have a girlfriend or a clueI was a loser just like youGood times would onlySoar byI was grossAs every female would attestMy sexting was a futile questMy little penis was depressedHe was so lonelyPoor guyI wasHopeless, hopelessI wasHelpless, helplessEvery time I'd walk the hallwayI would tripI wasStagnant and idleI wasSo suicidalAnd thenThen, then, Then, then, Then, then, Then, then, Then, thenThen, then I got a Squip
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So Jenna Rolan said Madeline was all, “I’ll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool.” And then she lost at pool. Deliberately!
Friends. I’m so glad. Because, real talk, I would hate for you to think that the reason Jake’s not here… is he’s already bored of you. (beat) Bye!
You know she’s not that innocent. That wounded puppy routine? It’s how she gets all the guys. Acts all helpless so they want to protect her. Not that I care.(part of Do You Wanna Hang)Do you wanna hang?Do you wanna hang?Do you wanna hang for a bit?Just you and meIntimatelyTalking about all of our feelings and shitDo you wanna getDo you wanna getDo you wanna get really deep?We could connectIf I get wreckedYou could rock this baby fast asweep
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The hottest girl in school, crass and confident. She’s Brooke’s best friend and Jake’s ex. She is easily jealous.
He’s at Model U.N. Or whatever it is this week. You know Jake. Always jumping from one… extracurricular to another. He loves to try new things. He just doesn’t always stay with them after he… tries them. If you know what I-
HEAR THAT? I’M HAVING HOT SEX WITH JEREMY ALL OVER YOUR PARENTS’ LINENS!
Oh my god, why was I so jealous of you? You were jealous of me? That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me! Sister’s forever! JINX!(Excerpt from “The Smartphone Hour”)
O-M-G Brooke, answer me
Look, wait until I tell you what I saw!
Hmph! And also space and frowny face
I'm sorry that Jeremy made out with me at the party
But it was totally his fault
And let's not let boys ever come between us ever again okay?
Smiley face, lipstick, kitty paw
Okay, so!
At the end of last night's party
Did you see Rich?
So he's behaving weird and I was frightened
'Cause I feared his state was heightened
Right, but, he wasn't high!
So you can't blame the things he did on pot
It's just so awful, so I'll talk about it a lot
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! (Woah)
I thought I was dreaming
Everybody was screaming!
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
Extra lines for Ensemble position:
(Excerpt from "The Smartphone Hour")
R-I-C-H
Can't you see?
Just how much I care about your tragedy
Change my profile pic to you
Now I full understand what you're going through
R-I-C-H
It's a drag
I read, she read, they read you're in a body bag
R-I-C-H
Can't you see?
Just how much I love your tragedy
The second hottest girl in school, insecure. Chloe’s best friend. She falls for Jeremy soon after his transformation and starts dating him. She is hurt easily but can also easily be made up with.
Oh my god, you don’t know! Eminem’s dead! I mean, I was never into him because he was like super old and kinda mean to women, but I know you liked him so…
What do you think of my costume? I figured, you always see sexy cats, but no one ever goes as a sexy dog.
I just want you to know, I’m not mad you broke my heart and slept with my best friend.(Part of Do You Wanna Ride)Do you wanna ride?Do you wanna ride?Do you wanna ride, wanna go far?Do you wanna getDo you wanna getDo you wanna get inside my mother's car?Drive it on homeDon't you say noJerry, can you be coerced?Home in a snatchOnly one catchWe gotta stop for frozen yogurt first.
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Hello! Other people have to pee!
I make it my business to know everyone’s business. But does anyone ever want to know mine?
(Squipped) I know what you’re doing, Michael. I know what everyone’s doing! ALL THE TIME!!!(Part of Smartphone Hour)O-M-G Chlo, answer meWoah, wait until I tell you what I heard!It's too FUCKED to type, this shit is ripeCall back, I'll yell you every word(Jenna Rolan calling x3 Hey!)Ohmygod- Ohmygod-Okay, so!At the end of last night's partyVery end of last night's partyDid you see Rich?(Oh I saw Rich)So he's behaving hazy like a tweaking junkieFlailing crazy like a freaking monkey(He’s gotta learn to handle his high / Shouldn’t drink so much for a small guy)Right, but, he wasn't drunk(The hell you say, Jenna?)Yo, he wasn't drunk!(The hell you say, Jenna?)No! Because I heard from Dustin KroppThat Rich had barely touched a dropWhich means that you can't blame the things he did on alcoholIt's just so terrible, I don't want to relive it all
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We’re all men in this house. Pretend we’re in the army.
Is that a girl? Are you in here with a girl? Oh. Hi Michael.
Don’t look so surprised. I’m your father. And I wear the pants around here! Now let’s get down to business: Who’s this Christine person, and why did I have to hear about her from him?(part of The Pants Song)JeremyIs in big bad trouble right nowIt's trouble that he can't seeAnd I gotta help him somehowI don't know what he wantsBut I know what he needsHe'll need a dad so strongTo help him not slip awayI haven't been a dad for so longBut I think I'm ready todayThe situation is graveNow's the time to be braveI'm gonna finally make that climbOne leg at a time!When you love somebodyYou put your pants on for them!When you love somebodyYou take a chance just for themChance just for them!If the road gets muddyFocus on the goal 'till the rough stuff's goneWhen you love somebodyYou put your pants on!
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Hellooooo, everyone! My name is Mr. Reyes. You may recognize me from Drama Class, or my full-time job, at the Hobby Lobby. (deeply moved) Thank you. I’ve been dreaming of the day I get to stage William Shakespeare’s classic “A Midsummer Night’s Dream”. And today, that dream dies. And is reborn! Just… slightly mutated. The school has informed me that, unless I increase out popularity, our funds will be diverted. To the Frisbee Golf Team. Which is why our production will be set, not in a pastoral forest, but a post-apocalyptic future. Instead of frolicking with fairies, there will be fleeing. From zombies.
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Just so we’re clear: this is untested technology. And it’s not exactly legal. Which is why you’re paying for it with cash in the back of a show store. I take no responsibility for what you might do with it. Or what it might do to you.
To activate, take it with Mountain Dew. Don’t know why. Just something about Mountain Dew. And this is important, all sales final.
We just got in a killer pair of pumps.(kind of a creepier version of the Squip Song)
It’s from Japan
It’s a grey oblong pill
The quantum nanotechnology CPU
Will travel through your blood until
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