Hello! Other people have to pee! 
I make it my business to know everyone’s business. But does anyone ever want to know mine? 
(Squipped) I know what you’re doing, Michael. I know what everyone’s doing! ALL THE TIME!!!

(Part of Smartphone Hour)O-M-G Chlo, answer meWoah, wait until I tell you what I heard!It's too FUCKED to type, this shit is ripeCall back, I'll yell you every word(Jenna Rolan calling x3 Hey!)Ohmygod- Ohmygod-Okay, so!At the end of last night's partyVery end of last night's partyDid you see Rich?(Oh I saw Rich)So he's behaving hazy like a tweaking junkieFlailing crazy like a freaking monkey(He’s gotta learn to handle his high / Shouldn’t drink so much for a small guy)Right, but, he wasn't drunk(The hell you say, Jenna?)Yo, he wasn't drunk!(The hell you say, Jenna?)No! Because I heard from Dustin KroppThat Rich had barely touched a dropWhich means that you can't blame the things he did on alcoholIt's just so terrible, I don't want to relive it all

16 bars of any musical theatre song