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HaidenG for Jake Dillinger

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Jake Dillinger
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

High school awesomeness personified. One of the popular guys, he’s Chloe’s ex and wants to date Christine. He frequently changes his extracurriculars and goes from woman to woman. Think of him as that one popular guy in high school. We all know /the/ one.

  • Can I say something stupid? When I saw you die in the play last year... That was like the saddest I’d felt in a long time. It was like everything in my life, all the pressure I feel to be the best, at everything, all the time… Suddenly felt so small. And then, when you go up at the end for your victory dance… I remember thinking, “I’m glad that girl’s not dead… before I ever got the chance to know her.” Stupid, right? 
    I figured we could get to know each other. Alone

  • (Part of Upgrade)Do you wanna come overTo my place tonight?We'll get all sportyAnd play cricketOr get a fortyAnd just kick itMy parents won't be homeSo its alrightThey laundered moneyNow they're on the runWhich means the house is emptySo, that's funOh yeah, yeahNever hung with a girl like you beforeI don't know if you know itBut I am sureThat, for me, you are an upgrade

  • 16 bars of any musical theatre song

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Second song is "My Unfortunate Erection" from 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee.

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