I told you accepting a ride was imperative. If this is going to work, you can’t just listen. You have to obey. Now repeat after me

You can’t… yet. Becoming the kind of man who can impress Christine requires more than working out a few bugs. You’re going to need to reboot your reputation. Supercharge your social standing. You need to upgrade. You need to get popular.

Not exactly. My quantum processor allows me to envision probable futures. While I did not know that, today, Eminem would be impaled by that rogue hockey stick, I was aware of the probability of a… favorable outcome.

(Excerpt from "Be More Chill pt 1")

Take your hands out of your pockets

Arch your back, puff out your chest

Add some swagger to your gate or

You'll look like a masturbator

Fix your posture, then the rest

All your nerdiness is ugly

All your stammering's a chore

Your tics and fidgets are persistent

And your charm is non-existent

Fix your vibe, then fix some more

Oh, everything about you is so terrible

Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die

So don't freak out

And don't resist

And have no doubt

If I assist

You will

Extra lines for Ensemble position:

(Excerpt from "The Smartphone Hour")